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27th April 2012 03:37 PM
#1
Senior Member
Touring Pro (European Tour)
Ask Yoss
Yoss,
i am going to dinner tomorrow night.how should we split the bill?
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27th April 2012 03:43 PM
#2
Senior Member
Touring Pro (European Tour)
Originally Posted by
Eldrick
Yoss,
i am going to dinner tomorrow night.how should we split the bill?
Do you have a multiple personality disorder?
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27th April 2012 03:44 PM
#3
Senior Member
Touring Pro (PGA)
Originally Posted by
Eldrick
Yoss,
i am going to dinner tomorrow night.how should we split the bill?
Make sure you book for three.
Eat and then leave it to the third to pay.
Disclaimer: I am not Yoss!
"I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying."
- Woody Allen
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27th April 2012 03:45 PM
#4
Senior Member
Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
Eldrick,
Great question. The problem of restaurant bill paying etiquette is one that has plagued mankind for centuries.
If you are going with a particularly wealthy host or a partners parents assume they are getting the bill. It can cause embarrassment to offer so don't bother.
If going with acquaintances then the bill should be split on the basis of what you ordered with the person that has done the greatest amount of organising to keep any left over coin or throw it in as a tip.
With friends it is often easier to just split the bill evenly as it all works out in the end, however if one friend is notorious for buying expensive meals to try and make a profit then they should be pilloried until the error of their ways is apparent to them. Either that or you should go for a jog with them late at night.
Hope this helps.
Yoss.
Last edited by Yossarian; 27th April 2012 at 03:58 PM.
Reason: throw
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27th April 2012 03:52 PM
#5
Senior Member
Order of Merit winner
Yoss,
1. How many infraction points do you have?
2. Why do you prefer the term "full banana" instead of the more traditional "anteater"?
3. Do you have to be ghey to use the term ghey without offending the gheys?
Thanks, Jack.
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30th April 2012 09:33 PM
#6
Senior Member
Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
Originally Posted by
Jack
Yoss,1. How many infraction points do you have?2. Why do you prefer the term "full banana" instead of the more traditional "anteater"?3. Do you have to be ghey to use the term ghey without offending the gheys?Thanks, Jack.
Can we revisit #1?
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27th April 2012 03:57 PM
#7
Senior Member
Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
Hi Jack and thanks for the questions,
1. 0 currently although that could be subject to change at any moment. I live in hope/fear.
2. I am not entirely sure, I used it once as an off the cuff remark and it seemed to cause some mild amusement. I yearn for attention and it seemed to deliver.
Anteater is a perfectly valid term as well IMHO.
3. It is a tricky one, I'm not sure you have to be a homosexual but I think you have to be a noted friend of the homosexual movement. Which is an odd term and conjures up certain images best not discussed on this forum.
Cheers
Yoss
Yoss
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27th April 2012 04:02 PM
#8
Senior Member
Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
Out of all the WA ozgolfers, which golfer has the greatest handicap differential between the game they talk and their actual game?
In your opinion, what should the actual handicaps be on both accounts?
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27th April 2012 04:10 PM
#9
What does Yoss mean?
Home track?
Ball flight (current & desired)
Handicap (lowest)?
Favorite food?
Job?
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27th April 2012 04:11 PM
#10
Senior Member
Grand Slam Winner
Yoss,
Which OZgolfer would you like to sleep with?
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27th April 2012 04:15 PM
#11
Senior Member
Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
Yoss please don't answer the last question. Answer this one, will take less time anyway. Which ozgolfers would you not like to sleep with.
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27th April 2012 04:26 PM
#12
Senior Member
Touring Pro (European Tour)
Yoss do you believe in God?
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27th April 2012 04:30 PM
#13
Senior Member
Touring Pro (Nationwide Tour)
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27th April 2012 06:24 PM
#14
Victorious Confederate Captain
Order of Merit winner
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27th April 2012 07:48 PM
#15
Senior Member
Touring Pro (Nationwide Tour)
Originally Posted by
wbennett
Yoss
"Have you ever c*** in a guy's a*** before?".
haha, nice one you just had to slip that in didnt you
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27th April 2012 06:36 PM
#16
Senior Member
Touring Pro (European Tour)
He just forgot to allow enough asterixes for "cooked" and "apartment"
Pieface, no longer the resident chopper, giant fweak. Lives in a pineapple under the sea
witb?
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27th April 2012 06:41 PM
#17
Victorious Confederate Captain
Order of Merit winner
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27th April 2012 07:26 PM
#18
Senior Member
Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
I have to go get drunk now, rest assured I will be back to answer all your questions soon.
Xox
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27th April 2012 07:53 PM
#19
Senior Member
Order of Merit winner
Yoss,
Ford Fairlane told us in 1989 that masturbating with a cheese grater was sligtly amusing, but mostly painful. Was he correct?
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28th April 2012 01:03 AM
#20
Senior Member
Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
Originally Posted by
Johnny Canuck
Out of all the WA ozgolfers, which golfer has the greatest handicap differential between the game they talk and their actual game?
In your opinion, what should the actual handicaps be on both accounts?
Probably Rubin, the amount of information he throws around about golf gear, swings and the like, especially in the early stages was up there.
His talk about six months ago was single figures, it is now high teens.
I haven't seen him play in ages so can't comment on real life.
Bergsey also has far too much handicap.
Originally Posted by
dave1
What does Yoss mean?
Home track?
Ball flight (current & desired)
Handicap (lowest)?
Favorite food?
Job?
Yossarian was the main character of the novel Catch 22 by Joseph Heller.
High and everywhere, I desire high and straight.
16 I think.
Indian or a good pasta.
Student. I work/ed at IGA as the man, and am now at a mining company.
Originally Posted by
sms316
Yoss,
Which OZgolfer would you like to sleep with?
Probably bergsey.
Originally Posted by
markTHEblake
Yoss please don't answer the last question. Answer this one, will take less time anyway. Which ozgolfers would you not like to sleep with.
Probably jaybam at the moment, he might try to break me.
Originally Posted by
Minor_Threat
Yoss do you believe in God?
I am gathering you mean a Christian God? Or just God in general?
Either way yes, but we all have our doubts don't we.
Originally Posted by
Peter
Yoss,
What's a law meme?
Peter,
Wiki does far better here than I can
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme
Basically funny in jokes that aren't really funny or that in.
Originally Posted by
wbennett
Yoss
"Have you ever c*** in a guy's a*** before?".
No.
Originally Posted by
golfer69
Yoss
Do you have any pull at WA courses ?
Work is quiet and could do with a shiny new WA gig.
I don't unfortunately but Hartfield needs some work. Kennedy are also doing another 9???
Originally Posted by
Jack
Yoss,
Ford Fairlane told us in 1989 that masturbating with a cheese grater was sligtly amusing, but mostly painful. Was he correct?
I'm unsure as I've only ever tried with a lemon zester. It hurt.
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28th April 2012 10:31 AM
#21
Senior Member
Touring Pro (Nationwide Tour)
Originally Posted by
Yossarian
Probably Rubin, the amount of information he throws around about golf gear, swings and the like, especially in the early stages was up there.His talk about six months ago was single figures, it is now high teens. I haven't seen him play in ages so can't comment on real life. Bergsey also has far too much handicap. Yossarian was the main character of the novel
Catch 22 by Joseph Heller. High and everywhere, I desire high and straight. 16 I think. Indian or a good pasta. Student. I work/ed at IGA as the man, and am now at a mining company. Probably bergsey. Probably jaybam at the moment, he might try to break me. I am gathering you mean a Christian God? Or just God in general? Either way yes, but we all have our doubts don't we. Peter,Wiki does far better here than I can
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MemeBasically funny in jokes that aren't really funny or that in. No. I don't unfortunately but Hartfield needs some work. Kennedy are also doing another 9??? I'm unsure as I've only ever tried with a lemon zester. It hurt.
After reading this I'm scared to come home. Have asked the pilot to turn around and heading back to Germany !
You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
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28th April 2012 11:14 AM
#22
Senior Member
Order of Merit winner
Originally Posted by
golfer69
I spoke to Hartfield but they hired a superintendent last year to help with their design issues.
Aware of the KB situation but its a slow moving operation there.
Anything with mirvac is.....
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28th April 2012 11:20 AM
#23
Senior Member
Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
Originally Posted by
rubin1909
Anything with mirvac is.....
Why is that? The current delays have nothing to do with Mirvac.
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28th April 2012 01:11 PM
#24
Senior Member
Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
Originally Posted by
Johnny Canuck
You, would you panic if you had an iPad filled with ghey porn stolen?
I would indeed.
Originally Posted by
golfer69
I spoke to Hartfield but they hired a superintendent last year to help with their design issues.
Aware of the KB situation but its a slow moving operation there.
Sun City was doing some work?
Perth does need a new golf course in the Hamilton Hill Yangebup kind of area but I doubt there is any land available.
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28th April 2012 01:09 AM
#25
Senior Member
Grand Slam Winner
Yoss, have you put in any photo bombing efforts lately which rival that famous one with you and the chicks?
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