Yoss,
i am going to dinner tomorrow night.how should we split the bill?
Yoss,
i am going to dinner tomorrow night.how should we split the bill?
Eldrick,
Great question. The problem of restaurant bill paying etiquette is one that has plagued mankind for centuries.
If you are going with a particularly wealthy host or a partners parents assume they are getting the bill. It can cause embarrassment to offer so don't bother.
If going with acquaintances then the bill should be split on the basis of what you ordered with the person that has done the greatest amount of organising to keep any left over coin or throw it in as a tip.
With friends it is often easier to just split the bill evenly as it all works out in the end, however if one friend is notorious for buying expensive meals to try and make a profit then they should be pilloried until the error of their ways is apparent to them. Either that or you should go for a jog with them late at night.
Hope this helps.
Yoss.
Last edited by Yossarian; 27th April 2012 at 02:58 PM. Reason: throw
Yoss,
1. How many infraction points do you have?
2. Why do you prefer the term "full banana" instead of the more traditional "anteater"?
3. Do you have to be ghey to use the term ghey without offending the gheys?
Thanks, Jack.
Hi Jack and thanks for the questions,
1. 0 currently although that could be subject to change at any moment. I live in hope/fear.
2. I am not entirely sure, I used it once as an off the cuff remark and it seemed to cause some mild amusement. I yearn for attention and it seemed to deliver.
Anteater is a perfectly valid term as well IMHO.
3. It is a tricky one, I'm not sure you have to be a homosexual but I think you have to be a noted friend of the homosexual movement. Which is an odd term and conjures up certain images best not discussed on this forum.
Cheers
Yoss
Yoss
Out of all the WA ozgolfers, which golfer has the greatest handicap differential between the game they talk and their actual game?
In your opinion, what should the actual handicaps be on both accounts?
What does Yoss mean?
Home track?
Ball flight (current & desired)
Handicap (lowest)?
Favorite food?
Job?
Yoss,
Which OZgolfer would you like to sleep with?
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Yoss please don't answer the last question. Answer this one, will take less time anyway. Which ozgolfers would you not like to sleep with.
Yoss do you believe in God?
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Yoss,
What's a law meme?
Yoss
"Have you ever c*** in a guy's a*** before?".
Chopperlink
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AndyC will always be my AndyB(unny)
He just forgot to allow enough asterixes for "cooked" and "apartment"
witb?Pieface, no longer the resident chopper, giant fweak. Lives in a pineapple under the sea
I was thinking choofed in a guys apartment. Isn't that what they are suggesting Peter Slipper did? I have been unable to work out the asterixes in the paper.
Chopperlink
WITB
Callaway Smoke AI::Cobra Speedzone Tour 3 wood, 5 wood: Mizuno H5's, :Mizuno 50, Mizuno 56 and 60*:Odyssey #7
AndyC will always be my AndyB(unny)
I have to go get drunk now, rest assured I will be back to answer all your questions soon.
Xox
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Yoss,
Ford Fairlane told us in 1989 that masturbating with a cheese grater was sligtly amusing, but mostly painful. Was he correct?
Probably Rubin, the amount of information he throws around about golf gear, swings and the like, especially in the early stages was up there.
His talk about six months ago was single figures, it is now high teens.
I haven't seen him play in ages so can't comment on real life.
Bergsey also has far too much handicap.
Yossarian was the main character of the novel Catch 22 by Joseph Heller.
High and everywhere, I desire high and straight.
16 I think.
Indian or a good pasta.
Student. I work/ed at IGA as the man, and am now at a mining company.
Probably bergsey.
Probably jaybam at the moment, he might try to break me.
I am gathering you mean a Christian God? Or just God in general?
Either way yes, but we all have our doubts don't we.
Peter,
Wiki does far better here than I can
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme
Basically funny in jokes that aren't really funny or that in.
No.
I don't unfortunately but Hartfield needs some work. Kennedy are also doing another 9???
I'm unsure as I've only ever tried with a lemon zester. It hurt.
Yoss, have you put in any photo bombing efforts lately which rival that famous one with you and the chicks?
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When you graduate, will you be going into partnership with Dave1?
You don't get me. I'm part of the Union.
Yoss,
When will Ozgolfs great wrong be righted.
I refer to putting Mega in charge of WAnker moderating when it was clear to all right thinking posters that you were far and away the best candidate.
Speaking of which, haven't heard from him in while.
"I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying."
- Woody Allen
Yoss, out of Zigwah, sti83 & iGolf, who do you think should be invited to return to the forum?
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