Ask Yoss

[IamViva]

Yoss - should there be a thread about toast?

what kind? wholemeal, grain or white? white doesnt deserve a thread...

[Yossarian]

Yoss - should there be a thread about toast?

what kind? wholemeal, grain or white? white doesnt deserve a thread...

Yes, and why be racist against dry white toast?

[Dude, Where's my Par?]

Yes, and why be racist against dry white toast?

why no Asian toast?
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[Johnny Canuck]

Yes, and why be racist against dry white toast?

And two whole chickens.

[Dotty]

I'm at work and can't access youtube, but suggest that you google 'red dwarf talkie toaster'.

[IamViva]

Yoss, why do people attempt to fly while facing impending doom? ie below

[TourFit]

What happened to the "I LOVE C*CK" sticker from Champs 2010?

Is it still on your girlfriend's rear end?

[Yossarian]

It was from the secret harbour day, where your white pants outshone all else.

I think rubes acquired it.

[dave1]

1 footwear when not playing golf
2 occupation
3 do you play other sport?
4 favorite colour?
5 worst golf injury
6 coffee or tea in the morning
7 fav course
8 least fav course

[MegaWatty]

Question 5 always makes me smile when it's brought up.

[simmsy]

Yes it is a highlight of WAnkerdom.

[Yossarian]

why no Asian toast?
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All toasts are welcome in my world.

Yoss, why do people attempt to fly while facing impending doom? ie below

Haha! Good one, I think it is because you realise you are in deep shit and are holding out for a miracle.

1 footwear when not playing golf
2 occupation
3 do you play other sport?
4 favorite colour?
5 worst golf injury
6 coffee or tea in the morning
7 fav course
8 least fav course

1. What? I do lots of things in different shoes when not golfing. Sometimes thongs, at other times football boots. Occasionally dress shoes, sometimes running shoes.
2. As I stated when you asked me before, I am sensing a pattern here, I am a student.
3. Yes.
4. Beige.
5. I hit myself in the face with a golf ball. See here Click Me
6. Neither.
7. Kennedy Bay/ Binningup.
8. Freo Public.

[Eldrick]

Yoss,
does Dave1 have goldfish DNA?

[Johnny Canuck]

Yoss:

OzGolf Celebrity Jeopardy: What would the final scores be in a game between Dave1, Eddie and Tomo and why did you choose these numbers?

[Yossarian]

Yoss

Choose 3 dinner guests for ultimate meal?

Jackie Chan, John Safran and Pope John Paul II.

Yoss,
does Dave1 have goldfish DNA?

Highly likely.

Yoss:

OzGolf Celebrity Jeopardy: What would the final scores be in a game between Dave1, Eddie and Tomo and why did you choose these numbers?

What kind of score are you after?

[Johnny Canuck]

You tell me. Hypothetically speaking.

[Yossarian]

We will say the course is Kennedy off the blacks.

Dave1 with intensive links training, massive amounts of equipment trials and a solid work life balance would play exactly to handicap. I think it might be 6 or so.

I assume you mean EddieC. He would clearly play to ten as he was dissident.

Tomo, I assume you mean the banned one from the blue mountains although he may walk among us, is an unknown to me. Did he actually golf? I imagine he would shot some shit, break some clubs and punch a burrowing kangaroo. DQ 15 over on the 10th.

[Webster]

Yoss, in which order would the Spice Girls earn your respect and why?

[Yossarian]

By respect you mean?

[Webster]

Notches on the Yoss bedpost.

[Jarro]

I think you meant One Direction didn't you Jack ?

[Yossarian]

Ah, as there were then, Posh, Baby, daylight hard to split the other three. Maybe Ginger Sporty Scary.

[Webster]

I don't mind if he includes them in his list too.

[sms316]

Ah, as there were then, Posh, Baby, daylight hard to split the other three. Maybe Ginger Sporty Scary.

You'd vote Lesbo Spice ahead of Scary?

[Yossarian]

You'd vote Lesbo Spice ahead of Scary?

It is a raffle really. But yes. I think.