Ask Yoss

[Johnny Canuck]

Yoss, is Hocko getting better or is he being assisted by the parallel fairways at Melville?

[meh]

Yoss, how can I get something on US ebay when they say they won't post here? Thanks.

[markTHEblake]

Yoss, why does it seem so many oZgolfers obsessed with Brokeback Mountain

Not sure as I haven't seen it.

85 mentions, i think most of them by Jarro

https://www.google.com/search?q=site....net+brokeback

[LarryLong]

Yoss, why have you chosen not to watch Brokeback Mountain?

[Yossarian]

Yoss,
Why is the only leak in my gutters right above the back door?
No homo.

Confucius say leak only noticed where drip on head. Wise man check whole length of guttering.

Yoss, is Hocko getting better or is he being assisted by the parallel fairways at Melville?

His stats suggest he is hitting fairways, be they the parallel fairways you speak of? I know not.

Yoss, how can I get something on US ebay when they say they won't post here? Thanks.

African swallows.

Yoss, why have you chosen not to watch Brokeback Mountain?

I have not actively chosen not to watch it so I can't really answer.

[Yossarian]

Hi Yoss,

Should you have chosen to go into dentistry as they rake in millions?

[Yossarian]

Hi Yoss,

Should you have chosen to go into dentistry as they rake in millions?

Yes.

[PeteyD]

Haha

[LeftyHoges]

Do dyslexics really have more fnu?

[WBennett]

Yoss

West Coast have covered the loss of LeCras and half a team exceptionally well, and improved from hopeless to genuine Premiership contenders in a pretty short amount of time. How much does this have to do with Woosher, and the fact that all the smackheads are now off their list?

[Yossarian]

Do dyslexics really have more fnu?

Yes.

Yoss

West Coast have covered the loss of LeCras and half a team exceptionally well, and improved from hopeless to genuine Premiership contenders in a pretty short amount of time. How much does this have to do with Woosher, and the fact that all the smackheads are now off their list?

It was a toss up between embracing drugs or rejecting them. Drugs helped the Eagles win a 2006 premiership. No other club has drug issues. But the eagles like Charlie Sheen are all about winning and have a good culture and have shown, where Melbourne couldn't, that tanking can be a winner.

[mike]

Yoss, who should the Dragons play at right centre? Kyle Stanley just isn't up to it yet and the Scott/Prior experiment has been a disaster, shortened thankfully by injury and suspension.

Should they persist with the inexperienced Stanley or bring in one of Goodwin or Kemp?

Thanks in advance. Coach Price awaits your answer.

[LeftyHoges]

Further to mike's sporting questions:

Do Man City deserve to win the EPL title despite having spent over 500,000 pounds on player signings over the last 5 years?

Will Arsenal hold on to the vital third spot? And will Newcastle pip Chelsea and Tottenham to 4th?

Is Djibril Cisse's hair / beard combination the greatest or weirdest ever?

[KristianJ]

Do Man City deserve to win the EPL title despite having spent over 500,000 pounds on player signings over the last 5 years?

I recall this same question being asked back in 1957...

[mike]

Haha.

[Golfnut]

Plenty of homework for you there Yoss.

[Yossarian]

Yoss, who should the Dragons play at right centre? Kyle Stanley just isn't up to it yet and the Scott/Prior experiment has been a disaster, shortened thankfully by injury and suspension.

Should they persist with the inexperienced Stanley or bring in one of Goodwin or Kemp?

Thanks in advance. Coach Price awaits your answer.

Soward is good enough to play there. Kemp should go backward centre and feed more bananas into the flux capacitor.

Further to mike's sporting questions:

Do Man City deserve to win the EPL title despite having spent over 500,000 pounds on player signings over the last 5 years?

Will Arsenal hold on to the vital third spot? And will Newcastle pip Chelsea and Tottenham to 4th?

Is Djibril Cisse's hair / beard combination the greatest or weirdest ever?

My lucky eight ball states;

My sources say no

Outlook not so good

No Way! A man is not a camel.

[TourFit]

I notice what material houses are roofed (rooved?) in. But not when a new top has been bought.

I think it is because we love our partners for who they are, not what they look like...

If you do not notice a new top that must mean you do not look at her breasts...and not looking at her breasts MUST mean that you are ghey...and if you are ghey that also must mean that you should watch Brokeback Mountain and keep Jarro happy.

Women want us to listen, men just want to do the problem solving.

[Steve57]

Yoss, with all your time spent answering these questions, how do you fit time in for your studies?

Also as you will be joining the legal profession should you ever finish your studies, will you be charging for all your answers retrospectively?

[sms316]

Yoss - do you think I can win the OZgolf double crown (Champs & WA Champs)?

[Yossarian]

If you do not notice a new top that must mean you do not look at her breasts...and not looking at her breasts MUST mean that you are ghey...and if you are ghey that also must mean that you should watch Brokeback Mountain and keep Jarro happy.

Women want us to listen, men just want to do the problem solving.

I notice your tits quite a bit so you may have a point.

Yoss, with all your time spent answering these questions, how do you fit time in for your studies?

Also as you will be joining the legal profession should you ever finish your studies, will you be charging for all your answers retrospectively?

I get good notes from other students... I am a terrible student.

If I do actually become a lawyer I may look $100 a question. Unfortunately I would not be able to charge retrospectively as that would get me into all sorts of trouble.

Yoss - do you think I can win the OZgolf double crown (Champs & WA Champs)?

I think you could go close, but the QLD hack comp is nowhere near as tough as the WAnker champs.

[Dotty]

If I do actually become a lawyer I may look $100 a question. Unfortunately I would not be able to charge retrospectively as that would get me into all sorts of trouble.

Do it.

Think of it as work experience for running a union.

[mike]

Yoss, 9 pages and around 180 posts and you're yet to be asked one single serious question.
What I want to know is;
A) does this concern you and
B) why can't I teach my dog to juggle bananas? Is it stupid or something?

[Yossarian]

Yoss, 9 pages and around 180 posts and you're yet to be asked one single serious question.
What I want to know is;
A) does this concern you and
B) why can't I teach my dog to juggle bananas? Is it stupid or something?

Mike

A) dave1 has asked me about food a few times. But it doesn't concern me, serious questions would indicate a level of interest that I would find a bit creepy.

B) The lack of thumbs is probably hurting its ability, maybe superglue some kind of appendage on?

[sms316]

Yoss - should there be a thread about toast?