Ask Yoss

[jaybam]

Yep. Great big bird eaters out your way.

That's what I'm.worried about. Already killed one a few months back. Took a few good.hits.with the shovel. Thing was ****ing huge.

[Zeusgolf]

Yoss,

If Goldmember was not the unfortunate victim of a smelting accident, what do you think his name would be ?

[Lobsta]

Yoss,

If Goldmember was not the unfortunate victim of a smelting accident, what do you think his name would be ?

Shmelting!

You spelled it wrong.

[Lobsta]

Yoss,

If Goldmember was not the unfortunate victim of a smelting accident, what do you think his name would be ?

Johan van der Smut

[Zeusgolf]

Johan van der Smut

I meant "villain" name ?

[Zeusgolf]

Shmelting!

You spelled it wrong.

Schmelting maybe ?????

Good pickup

[dave1]

Yoss

1 have you ever broken a club in anger
2 what do you say if your caught speeding by mr plod
3 do you ever eat cereal at night?

[Yossarian]

Should i be worried about the big spiders in my roof? I only ask as i have to get up there to fix a leak.

Yes, I've heard you are quite tiny and that spider at quite a big snake.

Yoss,

If Goldmember was not the unfortunate victim of a smelting accident, what do you think his name would be ?

I think he would still be Goldmember because

Yoss

1 have you ever broken a club in anger
2 what do you say if your caught speeding by mr plod
3 do you ever eat cereal at night?

Are you building some kind of cyber profile on me?

1. Never, and hopefully never will.
2. Only been caught twice, I said sorry both times.
3. Yes.

[dave1]

Just like odd questions...

All good mate - nothing to fear

[markTHEblake]

Have you ever been caught masturbating in the bedroom cupboard?

[popper81]

Yoss, are tears really the best lubricant?

[Shadesy]

Yoss how can Ed Cowan convert his starts into big hundreds? I hear this is your speciality?

[WBennett]

Yoss, are tears really the best lubricant?

Yes. Make up secks rocks.

[Yossarian]

Have you ever been caught masturbating in the bedroom cupboard?

No, but wow. Have you?

Yoss, are tears really the best lubricant?

Yak butter, also known as ghee is the best lubricant.

Yoss how can Ed Cowan convert his starts into big hundreds? I hear this is your speciality?

Haha!!!

[Eldrick]

Yoss,
Why are all these people not called Yoss answering questions in a thread called ask Yoss?
And Should we start a Ask not Yoss" thread?

[markTHEblake]

Have you ever been caught masturbating in the bedroom cupboard?

No,

Good spot isnt it.

[Yossarian]

Yoss,
Why are all these people not called Yoss answering questions in a thread called ask Yoss?
And Should we start a Ask not Yoss" thread?

I think they are embracing my perceived love of threadjacking.

Good spot isnt it.

Good one.

[Peppas]

Yoss, a few questions

Have you read Catch-22?

Who was your favourite character?

What did you think of it?

What was your impression of Italy from it?

What do you think of the concept of Catch-22?

Are we all just crazy or still waiting to fulfil our lives, I mean number of missions??

I guess the last 5 questions are hard to answer if the answer to the first one is no

[Yossarian]

Peppas,

I have indeed, but my last reading was some years ago now so I am struggling to remember it clearly. The old Italian man, Major Major Major Major, a few other whose names escape me.
I enjoyed it a great deal.
I didn't really draw any great impressions of Italy.
Obviously it is a satire, but it does capture something of the ridiculousness of life.

[Peppas]

Thought your favourite character would've been Yossarian

Yes, Major Major Major Major was pretty awesome. I enjoyed it, also a few years ago, but didn't love it. Life is ridiculous, most of the time!

[Jarro]

Yoss ..... why was the music created in the 80's so much better than todays music ?

[Johnny Canuck]

Yoss, why did Jarro close the Off Topic Discussion Thread regarding the new infraction system for being "slightly off topic", when it is more "on topic" than 98 percent of the other threads around here?

[PerryGroves]

Given I haven't been around long, what was the genesis of "Yoss is Ghey".

Were you happy to be the only ghey in the village? Can you comment on the mantle now passing to Rubin, is he living up to expectations?

[rubin]

Given I haven't been around long, what was the genesis of "Yoss is Ghey".

Were you happy to be the only ghey in the village? Can you comment on the mantle now passing to Rubin, is he living up to expectations?

No mantle has been passed on to rubin or anyone - Yoss is still the village queer.

[Yossarian]

Yoss, why did Jarro close the Off Topic Discussion Thread regarding the new infraction system for being "slightly off topic", when it is more "on topic" than 98 percent of the other threads around here?

A very odd decision. I had assumed only threads that broke the rules could be locked but apparently not. As you say a lot is going to be locked down.

Given I haven't been around long, what was the genesis of "Yoss is Ghey".

Were you happy to be the only ghey in the village? Can you comment on the mantle now passing to Rubin, is he living up to expectations?

I think I said something a bit fruity once and I decided to keep the character. Rubin hasn't embraced it as one would have hoped, in fact he suggested a truce because he thought I must be sick of it but then he broke first.

No mantle has been passed on to rubin or anyone - Yoss is still the village queer.

Where is the question?