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    Yoss, who was more responsible for baiting poor old Zigwah - the WAnkers or Just?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    Yoss, who was more responsible for baiting poor old Zigwah - the WAnkers or Just?
    You left out Kim Jong-il.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    Probably Rubin, the amount of information he throws around about golf gear, swings and the like, especially in the early stages was up there.His talk about six months ago was single figures, it is now high teens. I haven't seen him play in ages so can't comment on real life. Bergsey also has far too much handicap. Yossarian was the main character of the novel Catch 22 by Joseph Heller. High and everywhere, I desire high and straight. 16 I think. Indian or a good pasta. Student. I work/ed at IGA as the man, and am now at a mining company. Probably bergsey. Probably jaybam at the moment, he might try to break me. I am gathering you mean a Christian God? Or just God in general? Either way yes, but we all have our doubts don't we. Peter,Wiki does far better here than I can http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MemeBasically funny in jokes that aren't really funny or that in. No. I don't unfortunately but Hartfield needs some work. Kennedy are also doing another 9??? I'm unsure as I've only ever tried with a lemon zester. It hurt.
    After reading this I'm scared to come home. Have asked the pilot to turn around and heading back to Germany !
    You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!

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    Yoss - in your opinion who is the best active troll on ozgolf, and secondly, who has been the best troll if all time on ozgolf?
    long and soft

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    You, would you panic if you had an iPad filled with ghey porn stolen?




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    Quote Originally Posted by golfer69
    I spoke to Hartfield but they hired a superintendent last year to help with their design issues.
    Aware of the KB situation but its a slow moving operation there.
    Anything with mirvac is.....
    long and soft

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dotty View Post
    When you graduate, will you be going into partnership with Dave1?
    We have been looking into suing FFA as dave1 assures me the nepotism is a cause of action. It isn't looking promising at this stage.

    Quote Originally Posted by PerryGroves View Post
    Yoss,

    When will Ozgolfs great wrong be righted.

    I refer to putting Mega in charge of WAnker moderating when it was clear to all right thinking posters that you were far and away the best candidate.
    How long will I remain chained. I think while Mega was an excellent choice it is clear who the spiritual leader is. Sort of like Sam Mitchell and Luke Hodge at Hawthorn.

    However I don't believe there are any plans for my ascension, a coup d'état could be regrettably necessary.

    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    Yoss, out of Zigwah, sti83 & iGolf, who do you think should be invited to return to the forum?
    Sorry that would answer one of my secret questions for logging onto netbank.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    Yoss, who was more responsible for baiting poor old Zigwah - the WAnkers or Just?
    Jack,

    My official response is that Zigwah brought much of it upon himself.

    Off the record it was mostly Megawatty and his now infamous thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by bergsey View Post
    After reading this I'm scared to come home. Have asked the pilot to turn around and heading back to Germany !
    Don't be scared baby!

    Quote Originally Posted by rubin1909 View Post
    Yoss - in your opinion who is the best active troll on ozgolf, and secondly, who has been the best troll if all time on ozgolf?
    That is a tough question. The second part I can't answer as I have not been around that long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubin1909 View Post
    Anything with mirvac is.....
    Why is that? The current delays have nothing to do with Mirvac.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Canuck View Post
    You, would you panic if you had an iPad filled with ghey porn stolen?
    I would indeed.

    Quote Originally Posted by golfer69 View Post
    I spoke to Hartfield but they hired a superintendent last year to help with their design issues.
    Aware of the KB situation but its a slow moving operation there.
    Sun City was doing some work?

    Perth does need a new golf course in the Hamilton Hill Yangebup kind of area but I doubt there is any land available.

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    Yoss

    Choose 3 dinner guests for ultimate meal?

    Your on death row - your last meal?

    You have 10 bucks left in your pocket for 5 days - what do you do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by golfer69 View Post
    Sun City have gone with Clayton.
    Bummer, maybe Albany could do some work?

    What happened with Binningup?

    Quote Originally Posted by dave1 View Post
    Yoss

    Choose 3 dinner guests for ultimate meal?

    Your on death row - your last meal?

    You have 10 bucks left in your pocket for 5 days - what do you do?
    Douglas Bader, Arthur Wellesley the 1st Duke of Wellington, Leonard Cheshire.

    Why am I on death row???! Probably a nice curry or pasta as alluded to in answering your previous question.

    Buy a lot of mi goreng. And prostitute myself.

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    Or Ken Kesey, Hunter S Thompson and Tom Wolfe.

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    That is actually too hard a question.

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    Yoss, why is this thread not as long as the ask Dave1 one yet and how long until it overtakes his?

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    Why would you want to have dinner with Douglas Bader?
    ( I know about him, as obviously you do, so you would know he would not be the best dinner guest)
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    I think he would be fun to get legless with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingslayer33 View Post
    Yoss, why is this thread not as long as the ask Dave1 one yet and how long until it overtakes his?
    I'm not a popular. Probably never.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    I'm not a popular.
    You do post with similar grammatical skills though, so there is hope...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lobsta View Post
    You do post with similar grammatical skills though, so there is hope...


    Skinny finger missed the key.

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    Can the sea lions beat the cat fish at the gabba tank tonight?





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    No.

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    Although it is now pissing down I think? Geelong are usually even better in the wet, look for Bartel to do something ridiculous.

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    The field is under water.





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    Should i be worried about the big spiders in my roof? I only ask as i have to get up there to fix a leak.

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    Yep. Great big bird eaters out your way.





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