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28th April 2012 08:04 PM
#51
Originally Posted by
PeteyD
Yep. Great big bird eaters out your way.
That's what I'm.worried about. Already killed one a few months back. Took a few good.hits.with the shovel. Thing was ****ing huge.
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28th April 2012 09:46 PM
#52
Senior Member
Touring Pro (Japanese Tour)
Yoss,
If Goldmember was not the unfortunate victim of a smelting accident, what do you think his name would be ?
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28th April 2012 10:12 PM
#53
Senior Member
Touring Pro (Nationwide Tour)
Originally Posted by
Zeusgolf
Yoss,
If Goldmember was not the unfortunate victim of a smelting accident, what do you think his name would be ?
Shmelting!
You spelled it wrong.
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28th April 2012 10:20 PM
#54
Senior Member
Touring Pro (Nationwide Tour)
Originally Posted by
Zeusgolf
Yoss,
If Goldmember was not the unfortunate victim of a smelting accident, what do you think his name would be ?
Johan van der Smut
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28th April 2012 10:28 PM
#55
Senior Member
Touring Pro (Japanese Tour)
Originally Posted by
Lobsta
Johan van der Smut
I meant "villain" name ?
Last edited by Zeusgolf; 28th April 2012 at 10:31 PM.
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28th April 2012 10:32 PM
#56
Senior Member
Touring Pro (Japanese Tour)
Originally Posted by
Lobsta
Shmelting!
You spelled it wrong.
Schmelting maybe ?????
Good pickup
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28th April 2012 10:51 PM
#57
Yoss
1 have you ever broken a club in anger
2 what do you say if your caught speeding by mr plod
3 do you ever eat cereal at night?
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29th April 2012 12:52 AM
#58
Senior Member
Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
Originally Posted by
jaybam
Should i be worried about the big spiders in my roof? I only ask as i have to get up there to fix a leak.
Yes, I've heard you are quite tiny and that spider at quite a big snake.
Originally Posted by
Zeusgolf
Yoss,
If Goldmember was not the unfortunate victim of a smelting accident, what do you think his name would be ?
I think he would still be Goldmember because
Originally Posted by
dave1
Yoss
1 have you ever broken a club in anger
2 what do you say if your caught speeding by mr plod
3 do you ever eat cereal at night?
Are you building some kind of cyber profile on me?
1. Never, and hopefully never will.
2. Only been caught twice, I said sorry both times.
3. Yes.
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29th April 2012 02:14 AM
#59
Just like odd questions...
All good mate - nothing to fear
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29th April 2012 08:20 AM
#60
Senior Member
Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
Have you ever been caught masturbating in the bedroom cupboard?
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29th April 2012 08:27 AM
#61
Senior Member
Touring Pro (PGA)
Yoss, are tears really the best lubricant?
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29th April 2012 09:51 AM
#62
Senior Member
Touring Pro (European Tour)
Yoss how can Ed Cowan convert his starts into big hundreds? I hear this is your speciality?
Why exactly do I need to answer to you?
Nullarbor Cup Record 4-0-0
UnCivil War Record 2-0-0
GSM Best Finish: 1st
Vic Champs Best Finish: Tied 4th
Number of Times beating DC: 1
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29th April 2012 10:41 AM
#63
Victorious Confederate Captain
Order of Merit winner
Originally Posted by
popper81
Yoss, are tears really the best lubricant?
Yes. Make up secks rocks.
Chopperlink
WITB
Cobra Speedzone::Cobra Speedzone Tour 3 wood, Cobra F6 5 wood: Mizuno H4's, :Mizuno 50, Mizuno MP 56 and 60*:TM Works #7
AndyC will always be my AndyB(unny)
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29th April 2012 12:53 PM
#64
Senior Member
Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
Originally Posted by
markTHEblake
Have you ever been caught masturbating in the bedroom cupboard?
No, but wow. Have you?
Originally Posted by
popper81
Yoss, are tears really the best lubricant?
Yak butter, also known as ghee is the best lubricant.
Originally Posted by
Shadesy
Yoss how can Ed Cowan convert his starts into big hundreds? I hear this is your speciality?
Haha!!!
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29th April 2012 01:17 PM
#65
Senior Member
Touring Pro (European Tour)
Yoss,
Why are all these people not called Yoss answering questions in a thread called ask Yoss?
And Should we start a Ask not Yoss" thread?
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29th April 2012 01:28 PM
#66
Senior Member
Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
Originally Posted by
markTHEblake
Have you ever been caught masturbating in the bedroom cupboard?
Originally Posted by
Yossarian
No,
Good spot isnt it.
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Criticism doesn't bother me, as it means I am doing something and people are watching.
Handy-Cap
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29th April 2012 09:06 PM
#67
Senior Member
Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
Originally Posted by
Eldrick
Yoss,
Why are all these people not called Yoss answering questions in a thread called ask Yoss?
And Should we start a Ask not Yoss" thread?
I think they are embracing my perceived love of threadjacking.
Originally Posted by
markTHEblake
Good spot isnt it.
Good one.
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29th April 2012 09:11 PM
#68
Senior Member
Major Winner
Yoss, a few questions
Have you read Catch-22?
Who was your favourite character?
What did you think of it?
What was your impression of Italy from it?
What do you think of the concept of Catch-22?
Are we all just crazy or still waiting to fulfil our lives, I mean number of missions??
I guess the last 5 questions are hard to answer if the answer to the first one is no
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29th April 2012 09:23 PM
#69
Senior Member
Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
Peppas,
I have indeed, but my last reading was some years ago now so I am struggling to remember it clearly. The old Italian man, Major Major Major Major, a few other whose names escape me.
I enjoyed it a great deal.
I didn't really draw any great impressions of Italy.
Obviously it is a satire, but it does capture something of the ridiculousness of life.
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29th April 2012 09:35 PM
#70
Senior Member
Major Winner
Thought your favourite character would've been Yossarian
Yes, Major Major Major Major was pretty awesome. I enjoyed it, also a few years ago, but didn't love it. Life is ridiculous, most of the time!
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30th April 2012 06:15 AM
#71
Senior Member
Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
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30th April 2012 10:30 AM
#72
Senior Member
Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
Yoss, why did Jarro close the Off Topic Discussion Thread regarding the new infraction system for being "slightly off topic", when it is more "on topic" than 98 percent of the other threads around here?
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30th April 2012 10:45 AM
#73
Senior Member
Touring Pro (European Tour)
Given I haven't been around long, what was the genesis of "Yoss is Ghey".
Were you happy to be the only ghey in the village? Can you comment on the mantle now passing to Rubin, is he living up to expectations?
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30th April 2012 11:04 AM
#74
Senior Member
Order of Merit winner
Originally Posted by
PerryGroves
Given I haven't been around long, what was the genesis of "Yoss is Ghey".
Were you happy to be the only ghey in the village? Can you comment on the mantle now passing to Rubin, is he living up to expectations?
No mantle has been passed on to rubin or anyone - Yoss is still the village queer.
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30th April 2012 11:07 AM
#75
Senior Member
Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
Originally Posted by
Johnny Canuck
Yoss, why did Jarro close the Off Topic Discussion Thread regarding the new infraction system for being "slightly off topic", when it is more "on topic" than 98 percent of the other threads around here?
A very odd decision. I had assumed only threads that broke the rules could be locked but apparently not. As you say a lot is going to be locked down.
Originally Posted by
PerryGroves
Given I haven't been around long, what was the genesis of "Yoss is Ghey".
Were you happy to be the only ghey in the village? Can you comment on the mantle now passing to Rubin, is he living up to expectations?
I think I said something a bit fruity once and I decided to keep the character. Rubin hasn't embraced it as one would have hoped, in fact he suggested a truce because he thought I must be sick of it but then he broke first.
Originally Posted by
rubin1909
No mantle has been passed on to rubin or anyone - Yoss is still the village queer.
Where is the question?
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