Ask Yoss

[Dude, Where's my Par?]

There is actually someone that is impersonating me on golf forums attempting to discredit my good self.

I don't believe at this stage this particular person has done anything to discredit you, or made any tangible correlation to your good self. Will have to wait and see.
When is it OK to sit to pee?

[PeteyD]

Why are people so unkind?

[Yossarian]

Why can't the Yanks say aluminium properly ?

When the first American was asked what this metal aluminium was something was dropped on his toe as he answered, hence aluuuuuuminium.

I don't believe at this stage this particular person has done anything to discredit you, or made any tangible correlation to your good self. Will have to wait and see.
When is it OK to sit to pee?

This is good, my reputation is important to me...

When drunk in a lady friends house, when at work and you want to play angry birds, when the urinal has a guy that is resting both forearms on the wall above said urinal.

Why are people so unkind?

Jealousy mostly.

[TourFit]

When the first American was asked what this metal aluminium was something was dropped on his toe as he answered, hence aluuuuuuminium.

A point of correction...

Al-LOO-minum. The retards don't pronounce the i in 'nium' at the end.

The real reason is that their language has been corrupted by having to listen to too many dissident illegal immigrants escaping Canada

[hocko]

Originally Posted by Dude, Where's my Par?

When is it OK to sit to pee?



When drunk in a lady friends house, when at work and you want to play angry birds, when the urinal has a guy that is resting both forearms on the wall above said urinal.

Gold Yoss....pure gold!

[popper81]

Yoss,
The following lyrics are from a song I am fond of:

"We go together like stiff drinks and hangovers
We go together like accidents and blood donors
We go together like we should go together, be together, stay together from now until forever
We go together like coffee and cigarettes
We go together like dogs, cats, and vets
We go together like day going into night"

Do you agree that, lyrically this is the best song ever written? Which line resonates with you more? Please feel free to add your own line...

[Webster]

Which is the best James Bond movie?

Goldmember.

[Yossarian]

Yoss,
The following lyrics are from a song I am fond of:

"We go together like stiff drinks and hangovers
We go together like accidents and blood donors
We go together like we should go together, be together, stay together from now until forever
We go together like coffee and cigarettes
We go together like dogs, cats, and vets
We go together like day going into night"

Do you agree that, lyrically this is the best song ever written? Which line resonates with you more? Please feel free to add your own line...

I do not agree.

Yoss and TZU go together like seasickness and stormy weather.

[popper81]

I do not agree.

Yoss and TZU go together like seasickness and stormy weather.

Hahaha..

[Webster]

Yoss, is it ever ok to hit a woman? And how hard does she have to be hit to ensure she doesn't do it again?

[timah!]

Yoss, is it ever ok to hit a woman? And how hard does she have to be hit to ensure she doesn't do it again?

Post reported. Pull your head in.

[hocko]

Yoss, is it ever ok to hit a woman? And how hard does she have to be hit to ensure she doesn't do it again?

Unnecessary

[sms316]

Post reported. Pull your head in.

Dobber. Don't be a nark.

[timah!]

Dobber. Don't be a nark.

Don't post pathetic and downright disrespectful crap.

[sms316]

Don't post pathetic and downright disrespectful crap.

I respect you Tim.

[Webster]

It's a question, not a statement. You overreacting wussy snitches.

[Yossarian]

Jack,

I'm afraid to answer. The politically correct lobby scare me.

[Jarro]

Jack, i'm doing up an infraction for you now.

You can save me the trouble by removing the post if you want

[Webster]

Which rule did I break Jarro?

[timah!]

It's a question, not a statement. You overreacting wussy snitches.

Really? So you'd be happy to ask such a 'question' in public?

[Jarro]

Which rule did I break Jarro?

Z.I.T

[sms316]

Jack, i'm doing up an infraction for you now.You can save me the trouble by removing the post if you want

Is posing a question to gauge another member's morals a problem?

[Webster]

Really? So you'd be happy to ask such a 'question' in public?

Of course. It's a free country.

[IamViva]

Yoss, is it ever ok to...

In hindsight, I don't think she cooked the eggs

[Webster]

That's a bit disrespectful mate (don't worry, I won't dob on you).