Things that bemuse, perplex, befuddle and flummox you

[Dcanto]

+1000. I lecture my other half every time I get in to drive her car and find the light is already on. I've told her not to bother calling me if (and when) she ever runs out of fuel.

Same here.

[Courty]

Cut her some slack mate...she can't even drive without kangaroo hopping the thing.

[Sydney Hacker]

I call my wife 2 bars, because that is the most petrol I ever see in her car.

Have asked her a thousand times what she will do if she runs out of petrol with 2 kids in the car, but she takes no notice.

[Eldrick]

i know of a women who wouldn't know what a petrol cap looks like.
she has been known to call her husband to let him know that the petrol light was on.
he then drove to her work to pick up the car take it to the servo,fill it up then drop it back.
she didn't like driving his car so swapping cars wasn't an option

[Grunt]

Souths, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory yet again.

[Ronny]

Souths, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory yet again.

I liked that one, 7 from 8 for round one. The work tipping comp is all downhill from here for me!

[TheTrueReview]

Mantyhose. Yes, Mantyhose.

"Mantyhose – stockings that are specifically designed and marketed to men"

[Courty]

Another sighting of the Jesus horse on the weekend...

[Lagerlover]

Another sighting of the Jesus horse on the weekend...

Mudlark

[timah!]

Another sighting of the Jesus horse on the weekend...

Je´sus?

[Ferrins]

The Odyssey that Talart is writing in the blog section.

[rubin]

The Odyssey that Talart is writing in the blog section.

It can't be too often that a bloke has blogged more than he posts

[sms316]

That my wife is going to vote Labor tomorrow. If they didn't have a smoo you would throw rocks at them.

[Marto65]

What the hell is she doing out of the kitchen?

[Peter]

That my wife is going to vote Labor tomorrow.

We're not surprised by her poor judgement.

[Haystacks]

Jamie Buhrer

[sms316]

We're not surprised by her poor judgement.

Common sense prevailed (as it seems to have for everyone else in Kawana).

[kev]

That I get the new Child Support Assessment letter before I get my tax return cheque.

[solarman]

That I get the new Child Support Assessment letter before I get my tax return cheque.

[sms316]

The Abogate scandal going on in the AFL at the moment. Biggest media beat up ever.

[markTHEblake]

that you always seem to throw your guts up just seconds before making it somewhere safe. Left a huge one in the middle of our loading dock yesterday.

[sms316]

that you always seem to throw your guts up just seconds before making it somewhere safe. Left a huge one in the middle of our loading dock yesterday.

Middle of a car park is safe. As long as it is not on carpet it is safe.

[markTHEblake]

Thats where i was heading for. there is at least 10 spots around the car park where the girls wont be smoking today.
I have never had two chunders before either, the 2nd one about 4 hours later was totally unexpected.

[sms316]

All good. It's when you start yakking up bile that things start getting really crook.

[dc68]

All good. It's when you start yakking up bile that things start getting really crook.

^^^^^^


Last Saturday morning Cooly Tweed 1st tee West Course.