Things that bemuse, perplex, befuddle and flummox you

[Jackson]

BUT, he told went in for six beers at half way to take on course...3 cascade lights and 3 xxxx golds...$29!!

Sure he hadn't accidentally ended up in WA?

[goughy]

who cares

I don't. I just find it funny that the woman worth 150mil is asking for spousal support from her ex worth 140mil so she can remain in the lifestyle she is accustomed to. Clearly 150mil doesn't cut it these days.

[Lobsta]

Daves, think you have solved that one, can you turn your attention to describing a good night's sleep as, "I slept like a baby". What???, woke up half a dozen times wailing like a banshee.

And shat myself

[mike]

I don't. I just find it funny that the woman worth 150mil is asking for spousal support from her ex worth 140mil so she can remain in the lifestyle she is accustomed to. Clearly 150mil doesn't cut it these days.

Celebrity marriages make a mockery of the original concept of the marital union ...

[Jackson]

That they cant stay married for more than five minutes suggest that they have lives that nobody would really want.

It depends, I wouldn't mind my marriage to Jennifer Aniston breaking down if I was moving on to Angelina. I would have kept moving before the 4th kid arrived though.

[markTHEblake]

Celebrity marriages make a mockery of the original concept of the marital union ...

Unfortunately that trend is occurring in general now too. People are entering relationships with a " what's in it for me " attitude, and when they don't get it, they leave. Then after multiple marriages they still don't get it, and they think its always they other partners fault.

[goughy]

That with little disposable income to play with, I choose such thrifty hobbies as golf and triathlon to participate in!

[Ashes]

That with little disposable income to play with, I choose such thrifty hobbies as golf and triathlon to participate in!

Take up photography instead!

[goughy]

How easy it is to return things at Target. I saw a lady the other day return a doona cover that she said didn't fit her daughter's doona properly. No receipt, no packet. She did she persisted with it for 7 months but finally got annoyed it didn't fit. Turns out its a double, but she insists it was in a queen packet. So no receipt, no packet, used it for 7 months and they gave her store credit.

[goughy]

Take up photography instead!

That would be cheap, considering clikchic has all I need. Heck, I could still set up a darkroom with the stuff we have and can't get rid of; color head enlarger, color analyzer, and who knows what else.

[WBennett]

Shane watson. Ffs. Made out of tissue paper

[mudrat]

Choppers trying to give advice on the game of golf....

[goughy]

I love it when they try and give advice to my boy. At weekly clinic I've had one who was having it at the range himself trying to tell Juan how to do things. There's a pro and trainee there to do that mate. Then at comp a granddad told me on the first tee that you just gotta let them have fun, then didn't shut up the whole way to his kids, and mine. I just tell learn to be polite but ignore them.

[Hatchman]

Shane watson. Ffs. Made out of tissue paper

Tissue paper's hard compared to Watson.

[sms316]

Having a dream about OZgolfers.

I was standing on a practice fairway, talking to golfer69 and NK and we spotted dc68 about to hit off on a par 3 which ran adjacent.

After DC made contact I yelled out "shank!!!" Then looked for the ball. Yep - it was a massive hosel rocket and the ball landed on the other side of the practice fairway.

[timah!]

Having a dream about OZgolfers.

I was standing on a practice fairway, talking to golfer69 and NK and we spotted dc68 about to hit off on a par 3 which ran adjacent.

After DC made contact I yelled out "shank!!!" Then looked for the ball. Yep - it was a massive hosel rocket and the ball landed on the other side of the practice fairway.

Reeks of latent homosexuality.

[sms316]

Reeks of latent homosexuality.

Are you an expert on the subject?

[timah!]

No, but ask Blakey and he'll tell about it being a Slippery Slope to something...

[dc68]

Having a dream about OZgolfers.

I was standing on a practice fairway, talking to golfer69 and NK and we spotted dc68 about to hit off on a par 3 which ran adjacent.

After DC made contact I yelled out "shank!!!" Then looked for the ball. Yep - it was a massive hosel rocket and the ball landed on the other side of the practice fairway.

Jeebus.

Dennis was right about you.

[Ned]

Having a dream about OZgolfers. I was standing on a practice fairway, talking to golfer69 and NK and we spotted dc68 about to hit off on a par 3 which ran adjacent. After DC made contact I yelled out "shank!!!" Then looked for the ball. Yep - it was a massive hosel rocket and the ball landed on the other side of the practice fairway.

Sounds like he needs to be that far left to be able to hit a fairway.

[goughy]

That people still rush out of the cinema when it's clearly known that certain movies will have an extra segment after the initial credits section. I mean, really....

[matty]

Getting a Facebook message from a woman last Sunday night claiming to be my half sister.
Long story short it looks legit (barring DNA swab next week).
Turns out between my parents divorcing when I was 5 and dad remarrying 5 years later dad was sowing his seeds.
It was a massive shock to him! But he agrees with the timelines, the possibility, and the photos are a giveaway.
Dad and I meeting her today.
So many people I know are fascinated by the meeting. Reckon I could've sold tickets.
As one colleague said, 'It would be a fascinating study of body language.'
I'm pretty calm but I know the sis and dad are in a bit of a state. Haha.

[mrbluu]

Getting a Facebook message from a woman last Sunday night claiming to be my half sister.
Long story short it looks legit (barring DNA swab next week).
Turns out between my parents divorcing when I was 5 and dad remarrying 5 years later dad was sowing his seeds.
It was a massive shock to him! But he agrees with the timelines, the possibility, and the photos are a giveaway.
Dad and I meeting her today.
So many people I know are fascinated by the meeting. Reckon I could've sold tickets.
As one colleague said, 'It would be a fascinating study of body language.'
I'm pretty calm but I know the sis and dad are in a bit of a state. Haha.

You are short odds to be the first one to tear up .

[Lobsta]

That Samsung thought that somewhere out in the world, there was somebody that needed this piece of information on the stopwatch app.

[Hatchman]

Absolutely. This is a must when trying to time your John Daly 10sec of carry when hitting the big dog.