Welcome to the ozgolf.net forums.
Donate Now Goal amount for the next month: 1000 AUD, Received: 0 AUD (0%)
**** Please donate to the Toowoomba Hospital Foundation as part of the Leon Treadwell Memorial Charity Day ****

Note: If you would like to avoid Paypal from getting their cut, either make a paypal payment to andyp@ozgolf.net as a "Gift", or PM AndyP for OZgolf's bank account details.

+ Reply to Thread
Page 6 of 194 FirstFirst ... 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 16 56 106 ... LastLast
Results 126 to 150 of 4848
  1. #126
    Senior Member Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
    Join Date
    Apr 28, 2004
    Location
    Gold Coast
    Posts
    30,278

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by jarro View Post
    Gingers need lovin' too
    A closet ginger! No wonder you shave your head - I knew there had to be a reason.
    --
    Criticism doesn't bother me, as it means I am doing something and people are watching.
    Handy-Cap

  2. #127
    Senior Member Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
    Join Date
    Apr 28, 2004
    Location
    not in 'The Zone'
    Posts
    45,431

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by markTHEblake View Post
    A closet ginger! No wonder you shave your head - I knew there had to be a reason.
    No firecrotch here
    Originally Posted by sms316
    Without rules there is anarchy.

  3. #128
    Senior Member Touring Pro (PGA)
    Join Date
    Jun 08, 2010
    Location
    On FIRE !!!!!
    Posts
    6,032
    Blog Entries
    4

    Default

    Fanta pants !!!





    Self Appointed Matchplay Nazi.
    Elite Endurance Athlete.
    Proud Blue Arseclown. Vocal Minority.

    In the bag ...

    Driver - Ping I15 9.5 Stiff Shaft.
    3W - RBZ
    Hybrids - Titleist 913 17 and 22 deg.
    Irons - Ping I5's
    Wedges - Titleist Oilcan
    Putter - Rife Deep Blue

    http://www.golflink.com.au/handicap-history/?golflink_No=4010200385
    http://www.gamegolf.com/player/Marto65

  4. #129
    Senior Member Touring Pro (European Tour)
    Join Date
    Sep 26, 2007
    Location
    Melbourne
    Posts
    2,565

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Marto65 View Post
    Fanta pants !!!
    Which would probably be the tamest of your pants collection


    If you start out depressed everything’s kind of a pleasant surprise.
    WITB: stuff.

  5. #130
    Senior Member Multiple Major Winner
    Join Date
    Nov 01, 2008
    Location
    Redlands, on the shores of Moreton Bay
    Posts
    19,213

    Default

    Do big girls have more ink because they have more room to put it?

  6. #131
    Senior Member Multiple Major Winner
    Join Date
    Nov 01, 2008
    Location
    Redlands, on the shores of Moreton Bay
    Posts
    19,213

    Default

    . .. ...
    Last edited by Daves; 14th February 2012 at 07:17 PM.

  7. #132
    Senior Member Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
    Join Date
    Apr 28, 2004
    Location
    not in 'The Zone'
    Posts
    45,431

    Default

    ..
    Originally Posted by sms316
    Without rules there is anarchy.

  8. #133
    Senior Member Major Winner
    Join Date
    Oct 31, 2010
    Location
    sampling
    Posts
    12,424

    Default

    ...
    bio cell+ big stick - fly z+ 3W - b'bertha 4h - srickson 545/745
    46-50 RTX, 56-60 md2 - tank cruiser 38" count balance
    delilah smiley driver and MAGNETIC putter cover
    sun mountain bag C130S - clicgear & knob

  9. #134
    Senior Member Major Winner
    Join Date
    Oct 23, 2007
    Location
    Lake Macquarie
    Posts
    10,636
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default

    .. --. --- .-.. ..-. / ... ..- -.-. -.- ... / -.-. --- -.-. -.- ...
    You don't get me. I'm part of the Union.

  10. #135
    Senior Member Multiple Major Winner
    Join Date
    Nov 01, 2008
    Location
    Redlands, on the shores of Moreton Bay
    Posts
    19,213

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Dotty View Post
    .. --. --- .-.. ..-. / ... ..- -.-. -.- ... / -.-. --- -.-. -.- ...

  11. #136
    Senior Member Major Winner
    Join Date
    Oct 31, 2010
    Location
    sampling
    Posts
    12,424

    Default

    don't worry everybody, obviously from a different time...
    bio cell+ big stick - fly z+ 3W - b'bertha 4h - srickson 545/745
    46-50 RTX, 56-60 md2 - tank cruiser 38" count balance
    delilah smiley driver and MAGNETIC putter cover
    sun mountain bag C130S - clicgear & knob

  12. #137
    Senior Member Major Winner
    Join Date
    Oct 23, 2007
    Location
    Lake Macquarie
    Posts
    10,636
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Lagerlover View Post
    don't worry everybody, obviously from a different time...
    Kids today.

    It's as if they have never heard of finding things on Google.
    You don't get me. I'm part of the Union.

  13. #138
    Senior Member Major Winner
    Join Date
    Mar 09, 2006
    Location
    Downtown,Chopsville.
    Posts
    11,587

    Default

    I'm with LL and far too lazy to search
    I'm back.

  14. #139
    Senior Member Major Winner
    Join Date
    Oct 31, 2010
    Location
    sampling
    Posts
    12,424

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Dotty View Post
    Kids today.It's as if they have never heard of finding things on Google.
    What's a google??
    bio cell+ big stick - fly z+ 3W - b'bertha 4h - srickson 545/745
    46-50 RTX, 56-60 md2 - tank cruiser 38" count balance
    delilah smiley driver and MAGNETIC putter cover
    sun mountain bag C130S - clicgear & knob

  15. #140
    Senior Member Major Winner
    Join Date
    Oct 23, 2007
    Location
    Lake Macquarie
    Posts
    10,636
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Lagerlover View Post
    What's a google??
    Something my dad wished for, when I was trying to do my primary school homework.
    You don't get me. I'm part of the Union.

  16. #141
    Senior Member Major Winner
    Join Date
    Oct 31, 2010
    Location
    sampling
    Posts
    12,424

    Default

    Haha.., I can now relate to that
    bio cell+ big stick - fly z+ 3W - b'bertha 4h - srickson 545/745
    46-50 RTX, 56-60 md2 - tank cruiser 38" count balance
    delilah smiley driver and MAGNETIC putter cover
    sun mountain bag C130S - clicgear & knob

  17. #142
    Senior Member Touring Pro (Nationwide Tour)
    Join Date
    Jan 08, 2010
    Location
    In/On the piss
    Posts
    1,678

    Default

    I had to use google, but very clever Dotty!



    Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
    But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this.

  18. #143
    Senior Member Multiple Major Winner
    Join Date
    Nov 01, 2008
    Location
    Redlands, on the shores of Moreton Bay
    Posts
    19,213

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Daves View Post
    So you don't like Ginger Snaps then Marto?
    Sheesh!, seriously disappointed in the responses. I thought that was a classic pun! Snaps-Photos....., Abusive message-Snap...... tough audience!.

  19. #144
    Senior Member Touring Pro (PGA)
    Join Date
    Jun 08, 2010
    Location
    On FIRE !!!!!
    Posts
    6,032
    Blog Entries
    4

    Default

    Sorry Daves ... some of us are busy at work, thinking of ways to hurl excrement at Roxette lovers.





    Self Appointed Matchplay Nazi.
    Elite Endurance Athlete.
    Proud Blue Arseclown. Vocal Minority.

    In the bag ...

    Driver - Ping I15 9.5 Stiff Shaft.
    3W - RBZ
    Hybrids - Titleist 913 17 and 22 deg.
    Irons - Ping I5's
    Wedges - Titleist Oilcan
    Putter - Rife Deep Blue

    http://www.golflink.com.au/handicap-history/?golflink_No=4010200385
    http://www.gamegolf.com/player/Marto65

  20. #145
    Admin Team Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
    Join Date
    Apr 01, 2006
    Location
    Sergei, Bubbles!
    Posts
    30,939
    Blog Entries
    8

    Default

    Of course we will throw poo at him.





    spasticrap
    Sim 2 Max / PRGR
    3W 7W 4H - Sim 2 Max
    Miura 57 CBs - ADDI
    Odessey #7


  21. #146
    Senior Member Touring Pro (Nationwide Tour)
    Join Date
    Oct 17, 2009
    Location
    Perth
    Posts
    1,711

    Default

    reading a thread on another forum (non golf one) about a guy who couldnt understand why the federal police visited his family and questioned them after he enquired about buying a plutonium engagement ring online.

  22. #147
    Senior Member Multiple Major Winner
    Join Date
    Nov 01, 2008
    Location
    Redlands, on the shores of Moreton Bay
    Posts
    19,213

    Default

    A playing mate trying to tell me he shot a 2 over 38 (16 hcp) on the front nine last time we played. Ummmm, it was a 4BBB, and I was the Swinger and therefore your partner. We had 18 points on the front nine, 39 points overall. I had 36 points on my own, and you sucked big time partner! He must think I have Old Timers!, SOF!

  23. #148
    Senior Member Grand Slam Winner
    Join Date
    Jan 12, 2008
    Location
    Princes Highway
    Posts
    22,884

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Daves View Post
    A playing mate trying to tell me he shot a 2 over 38 (16 hcp) on the front nine last time we played. Ummmm, it was a 4BBB, and I was the Swinger and therefore your partner. We had 18 points on the front nine, 39 points overall. I had 36 points on my own, and you sucked big time partner! He must think I have Old Timers!, SOF!
    Maybe you have old timers and can't remember how we he played?
    Forum needs more banter.

  24. #149
    Senior Member Touring Pro (Nationwide Tour)
    Join Date
    Jun 12, 2011
    Location
    Behind YOU!!!
    Posts
    1,709

    Default

    [QUOTE=Dotty;763845].. --. --- .-.. ..-. / ... ..- -.-. -.- ... / -.-. --- -.-. -.- ... [/QUOTE

    never a truer word spoken lol !

  25. #150
    Senior Member Grand Slam Winner
    Join Date
    May 12, 2009
    Posts
    21,447

    Default

    Getting a shot 2 out of every 3 holes.


 

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 2 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 2 guests)

     

Similar Threads

  1. Three things you didn't know about me.
    By Eag's in forum 19th Hole
    Replies: 241
    Last Post: 6th June 2016, 06:03 PM
  2. A few things
    By Ned in forum Pro Shop Archive
    Replies: 19
    Last Post: 12th November 2010, 08:35 AM
  3. For Sale A few things...
    By shawwwww in forum Pro Shop Archive
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 29th September 2010, 09:13 PM
  4. For Sale FS - A Few Things
    By djhgolf in forum Pro Shop Archive
    Replies: 13
    Last Post: 25th May 2010, 01:38 PM
  5. For Sale A few things to go
    By macjackass in forum Pro Shop Archive
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 18th May 2010, 04:10 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
Back to top