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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    How a dog (or something else I guess) could take a shit in my back garden overnight, given that I have a 7ft fence around my place. Gate was closed so I guess it might have been a dog with manners.
    Nudgee?



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    How a 70 year old guy on a 25 handicap reckons he's better off with his 1 iron to remain in his bag!


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    Quote Originally Posted by TourFit View Post
    How a 70 year old guy on a 25 handicap reckons he's better off with his 1 iron to remain in his bag!

    In fairness to the old bloke his 1 iron probably has the same loft as a CG16 5 iron
    Pieface, no longer the resident chopper, giant fweak. Lives in a pineapple under the sea
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pieface View Post
    In fairness to the old bloke his 1 iron probably has the same loft as a CG16 5 iron
    or a rocketballz 9iron......
    long and soft

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    That the fact i thought the appendix was time expired when it was just a slight muscle strain from the personal training session yesterday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt View Post
    That the fact i thought the appendix was time expired when it was just a slight muscle strain from the personal training session yesterday.
    I hear you Grunt. Not as dramatic as you, but one time I thought my penis had actually fallen off!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lagerlover View Post
    I hear you Grunt. Not as dramatic as you, but one time I thought my penis had actually fallen off!!
    wayyyy too much info right there
    Originally Posted by sms316
    Without rules there is anarchy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lagerlover View Post
    I hear you Grunt. Not as dramatic as you, but one time I thought my penis had actually fallen off!!
    couldnt see it? where was it at the time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrisVegas View Post
    couldnt see it? where was it at the time?
    in my lady friend
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lagerlover View Post
    in my lady friend
    Brilliant. Just brilliant.

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    One of those 'lady' friends in Thailand ????


    I did really want it to be the fart Lobsta was betting on.





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    Quote Originally Posted by PeteyD View Post
    One of those 'lady' friends in Thailand ????
    Hence my fear of table tennis
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    The fact that I, Marto, am a cyber bully.

    One of my old mates posted a photo on FB with a caption saying "Don't know what happened to this photo - I really like it and it used to be up, but then it seemed to disappear. Back now."

    It was a photo of 8 guys at the races. The bloke in the middle has the most orange hair you've ever seen. So i commented on his photo ...

    "Thats because FB deleted all the photos with Gingers in them".

    Last night, i got an abusive message from the Ginger, who I dont know.

    I messaged my mate .... and he was flummoxed.

    I told the ranga to get a life.





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    You bully Marto, but what else would you expect from a Manly supporter?





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    So you don't like Ginger Snaps then Marto?

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    .... or ginger beer
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    .... Ginger Rogers??
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    Gingers need lovin' too
    Originally Posted by sms316
    Without rules there is anarchy.

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    mmm Ginger Beer





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    Originally Posted by sms316
    Without rules there is anarchy.

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    Is it just me or does Mary-Anne look a bit like a bloke in that photo??
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    It's just you.





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    Young guys that hire a cart to play Freo Public.
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    See my thread the bogan and the golf cart.

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    1 Police that ask why where u speeding - pretty bleedin obvious why - Coz I want to get there quicker.DUH. BEST ANSWER
    My foot was pressing the accelorator pedal a smidgen too much

    2. Caffeine free coffee.What is the point of that

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