Things that bemuse, perplex, befuddle and flummox you

[TheNuclearOne]

So we are watching the News. A story comes on about a Coward's punch court case. Apparently the Magistrate refused to watch the CCTV recording of the incident. He was quoted as saying that he only dealt in the facts, and video was somewhat subjective?? WTF!!! The recording by the way was HD, wide angle and captured everything very clearly. You could clearly see the defendant run from the other side of the road, jump a barrier, and beat the crap out of the victim till he hit the ground. Apparently the guy also had form, but this wise Magistrate let him walk free!

He looked pretty nonchalant walking out with his wanker mate too. He'll get the wrong guy eventually, wasn't exactly talented. Probably picks his mark going by that clip.

[Peppas]

Almost got hit in the sack today out on the course by an errant tee shot... missed by about 10cm and hit me in the thigh instead. PHEW!!!

[sms316]

Almost got hit in the sack today out on the course by an errant tee shot... missed by about 10cm and hit me in the thigh instead. PHEW!!!

Was it your tee shot?

[Peppas]

Was it your tee shot?

Wow. It's like you've seen me play!

[Ferrins]

Almost got hit in the sack today out on the course by an errant tee shot... missed by about 10cm and hit me in the thigh instead. PHEW!!!

No tuck and tape today?

[Peppas]

No tuck and tape today?

Nah that's only for special Saturday nights

[live4golf]

Almost got hit in the sack today out on the course by an errant tee shot... missed by about 10cm and hit me in the ankle instead. PHEW!!!

Ftfy

[Hatchman]

Crapping green for 3 days after eating liquorice ice cream.

[Jazz18]

Crapping green for 3 days after eating liquorice ice cream.

That's POTY for me Hatch

[perci]

The Smell of your Piss after eating Asparagus !

[markTHEblake]

Whose piss are you smelling Perci?

[Hatchman]

The Smell of your Piss after eating Asparagus !

I prefer coffee.
I got to the stage where I was drinking at least 2lts of ice coffee and 4-6 hot coffees a day. It dawned on me it was too much when I could smell coffee when having a slash.
I still have the 4-6 hot coffees but very rarely have an ice coffee now. No more coffee slash

[PeteyD]

Oh dear. Coffee slash is some serious stuff. Which iced coffee?

[Dotty]

Sounds like it is the coffee-flavour concentrate in the commercial iced coffees.

[Sydney Hacker]

I prefer coffee. I got to the stage where I was drinking at least 2lts of ice coffee and 4-6 hot coffees a day. It dawned on me it was too much when I could smell coffee when having a slash. I still have the 4-6 hot coffees but very rarely have an ice coffee now. No more coffee slash

Were you still capable of blinking with all that in your system? It would probably be easier to just get some speed!

[Ferrins]

I will be requesting a urine sample at the Champs Friday matchplay.

[WBennett]

I will be requesting a urine sample at the Champs Friday matchplay.

You figure South Australian Coffee is like Adelaide Tap Water? Tastes like its already been thru a few people

[benno_r]

I will be requesting a urine sample at the Champs Friday matchplay.

We thought you'd be doing that anyway.

[Ferrins]

Maybe send Jamie's towel to the lab.

[goughy]

Were you still capable of blinking with all that in your system? It would probably be easier to just get some speed!

I think the issue would have been moreso could he stop continually blinking, like at 100 miles an hour!

[Hatchman]

Oh dear. Coffee slash is some serious stuff. Which iced coffee?

Farmers Union Ice Coffee.

I've been off the Ice Coffee for over 6 years at least now.
Its not un common to hear of people drinking 3-5 litres of the stuff a day. Most of theses people don't eat much food.
It's also referred to as the junky's meal as it's also widely known heavy drug users consume large amounts of ice coffee as it fills them up and suppresses appetite for food.

[coalesce]

So much sugar in them too!

[Johnny Canuck]

Farmers Union Ice Coffee.

I've been off the Ice Coffee for over 6 years at least now.
Its not un common to hear of people drinking 3-5 litres of the stuff a day. Most of theses people don't eat much food.
It's also referred to as the junky's meal as it's also widely known heavy drug users consume large amounts of ice coffee as it fills them up and suppresses appetite for food.

One of the area managers of one of our clients was like that.

When we met him up north, we offered to buy him lunch and he replied that he didn't eat breakfast or lunch.

My first thought was "then why are you such a fat ****er?"

He then stated that he consumed a lot of iced coffee. Riddle solved.

[Coldtopper]

Had a idea that I'd sell some golf crap I had laying around to help purchase a new field gun

So sold some wedges, shafts, putter and a driver. No new gun just 3 empty bottles and a headache. Got some new stuff that I will never use as I dont play golf often WTF?

[Lagerlover]

Had a idea that I'd sell some golf crap I had laying around to help purchase a new field gun

So sold some wedges, shafts, putter and a driver. No new gun just 3 empty bottles and a headache. Got some new stuff that I will never use as I dont play golf often WTF?

Hahahaha.

Could've been worse, could've invested in the all blacks flogging the safas