Things that bemuse, perplex, befuddle and flummox you

[Haystacks]

How a dog (or something else I guess) could take a shit in my back garden overnight, given that I have a 7ft fence around my place. Gate was closed so I guess it might have been a dog with manners.

Nudgee?

[TourFit]

How a 70 year old guy on a 25 handicap reckons he's better off with his 1 iron to remain in his bag!

[Pieface]

How a 70 year old guy on a 25 handicap reckons he's better off with his 1 iron to remain in his bag!

In fairness to the old bloke his 1 iron probably has the same loft as a CG16 5 iron

[rubin]

In fairness to the old bloke his 1 iron probably has the same loft as a CG16 5 iron

or a rocketballz 9iron......

[Grunt]

That the fact i thought the appendix was time expired when it was just a slight muscle strain from the personal training session yesterday.

[Lagerlover]

That the fact i thought the appendix was time expired when it was just a slight muscle strain from the personal training session yesterday.

I hear you Grunt. Not as dramatic as you, but one time I thought my penis had actually fallen off!!

[Jarro]

I hear you Grunt. Not as dramatic as you, but one time I thought my penis had actually fallen off!!

wayyyy too much info right there

[BrisVegas]

I hear you Grunt. Not as dramatic as you, but one time I thought my penis had actually fallen off!!

couldnt see it? where was it at the time?

[Lagerlover]

couldnt see it? where was it at the time?

in my lady friend

[Lobsta]

in my lady friend

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

[PeteyD]

One of those 'lady' friends in Thailand ????


I did really want it to be the fart Lobsta was betting on.

[Lagerlover]

One of those 'lady' friends in Thailand ????

Hence my fear of table tennis

[Marto65]

The fact that I, Marto, am a cyber bully.

One of my old mates posted a photo on FB with a caption saying "Don't know what happened to this photo - I really like it and it used to be up, but then it seemed to disappear. Back now."

It was a photo of 8 guys at the races. The bloke in the middle has the most orange hair you've ever seen. So i commented on his photo ...

"Thats because FB deleted all the photos with Gingers in them".

Last night, i got an abusive message from the Ginger, who I dont know.

I messaged my mate .... and he was flummoxed.

I told the ranga to get a life.

[PeteyD]

You bully Marto, but what else would you expect from a Manly supporter?

[Daves]

So you don't like Ginger Snaps then Marto?

[Lagerlover]

.... or ginger beer

[Lagerlover]

.... Ginger Rogers??

[Jarro]

Gingers need lovin' too

[PeteyD]

mmm Ginger Beer

[Jarro]

[Lagerlover]

Is it just me or does Mary-Anne look a bit like a bloke in that photo??

[PeteyD]

It's just you.

[Golfnut]

Young guys that hire a cart to play Freo Public.

[Yossarian]

See my thread the bogan and the golf cart.

[dave1]

1 Police that ask why where u speeding - pretty bleedin obvious why - Coz I want to get there quicker.DUH. BEST ANSWER
My foot was pressing the accelorator pedal a smidgen too much

2. Caffeine free coffee.What is the point of that

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