Things that bemuse, perplex, befuddle and flummox you

[Marto65]

All good. It's when you start yakking up bile that things start getting really crook.

Ah the memories.

Practice fairway at Baltusrol GC in 1990. Me with my plastic bag after thinking that I was immune to jello shots the night before.

[Dude, Where's my Par?]

That when I asked three of the people I got smashed with last Sunday night how they got home and none of them knew and I thought I was bad.

The last time I got smashed out in town I thought the only responsible thing to do was to take the bus home. I was very surprised I got home, I'd never driven a bus before

[Dotty]

I'm in the office this arvo, picked up a club on the way in and got trapped in this dialogue ...

'You have a driver'
'No, 4 wood.'
'Stiff flex?'
'Nope, reg.'
'What do you play off?'
'Off 9 at the moment.'
'You should play stiff flex. I'm off 22 and play a stiff flex.'

[Eldrick]

I'm in the office this arvo, picked up a club on the way in and got trapped in this dialogue ...

'You have a driver'
'No, 4 wood.'
'Stiff flex?'
'Nope, reg.'
'What do you play off?'
'Off 9 at the moment.'
'You should play stiff flex. I'm off 22 and play a stiff flex.'

sounds like a ep of........shit choppers say

[LarryLong]

Excellent, I didn't realise that I was a better golfer than Dotty.

Stiff shafts FTW!

[Dotty]

Excellent, I didn't realise that I was a better golfer than Dotty.

Stiff shafts FTW!

Like Sutil is better than Vettel, because his lap times are greater.

btw. I was at the office. I don't start conversations with the people that I sit beside, let alone randoms.

[BrisVegas]

I was at the office. I don't start conversations with the people that I sit beside, let alone randoms.

"The Office" or the "IT Crowd" ?? I wish I could avoid conversations with the depressed obese hypochondriac smoker I share a bay with. Fortunately she's off on sick leave again this week.....

[sms316]

That I just applied for a job working with retards.

[dc68]

You'll fit right in fat man.

[dc68]

I'm assuming you're talking about a new department Can Do has opened to help bluearseclowns assimilate into Queensland.

[PeteyD]

You probably won't last long there if you call the people you work with retards.

[sms316]

You'll fit right in fat man.

I can't stop thinking about Matt Dillon in Something About Mary for some reason.

[KristianJ]

Some burglar off 36 at Camden Lakeside yesterday won C grade with 59 points.

[timah!]

Some burglar off 36 at Camden Lakeside yesterday won C grade with 59 points.

Wtf??? +13 off the bat with a 36 cap!
That's a joke.

[sms316]

Wtf??? +13 off the bat with a 36 cap!That's a joke.

Golf is the winner.

[Johnny Canuck]

I can't stop thinking about Matt Dillon in Something About Mary for some reason.

We got this one kid, Mongo. He's got a forehead like a drive in movie theatre.

[Ashes]

Some burglar off 36 at Camden Lakeside yesterday won C grade with 59 points.

Came across the exact opposite yesterday. A guy in my group was telling me about his previous round, where he shot a whole 9 pts (playing off 32)... The round before that he scored 42...

[Yossarian]

Guys that rebadge Holdens to the Chevy logo.

[Jarro]

Why ?

[Yossarian]

Exactly.

[Jarro]

Ok

[PeteyD]

Perfectly understandable that they are ashamed to be driving a Holden.

[sms316]

Guys that rebadge Holdens to the Chevy logo.

It's un-Australian.

[timah!]

Perfectly understandable that they are ashamed to be driving a Holden.

Lol.

[dc68]

Chev engine doesn't mean you need to pretend the whole thing is yank.