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    Default Windaroo - Tuesday 2nd August MATCHPLAY Keza Vs Jarro

    it's on ....

    .. 10:30

    Terry is playing as well, just to make sure i don't try and cheat .... so i'd imagine that there'd be one spot available  
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    Here's the round up.....

    Jarro kicked me bum 2 & 1.....

    A enormously fun day... Jarro was obviously out after the win, he was knuckling that driver of his damn well until the 12th.... just a few highs & lows recounted below....

    High's
    Jarro Knuckles the driver most of the front 9 past Keza...
    Tezza sinking some mega Jumbo putts on the front 9
    Keza......um....Keza........ Birdies the 6th


    Low's
    Jarro finally falls apart on the hole when it doesn't count 18th.....
    Jarro lies 2 in the bunker on 14th and makes 5, Tezza almost drives the green and makes 5, Keza 3 putts for 5 (again).
    Keza putts like a retard consistently to let Jarro have the match..
    Keza knocks 2 in the snake piss to go 1 down, not the best time to do that.

    Final scores.....

    Jarro - 83 (won 2 & 1)
    Keza - 85
    Tez - Lost count (too many fours)


    Oh yeah, andf I blame the loss on Blakey... if Blakey had been there, Jarro would have cracked his nana and I would have had him easily..... damn you blakey....

    Good win Jarro.... I wish you every success in flogging Tez, he'll have to give you more than I did.... and welcome to a very elite club..... only the 2nd person ever to beat me.... well done.

    Cheers

    Keza

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    thankyou Keza for a great match .... it was really a lot closer than you let on

    i must admit i was a bit nervous about todays game, i had visions of you blowing your driver 50 past me every drive I knew i'd take Tezza cos he's got nuthin :P

    thanks also for not mentioning my gay lay-up on 16, even if it did result in a par.. i know i probably should've had a go in 2

    thanks also to Blake for not showing up, it means more to me than you'll ever know Blakey

    BRING ON TEZZA
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarro

    thanks also for not mentioning my gay lay-up on 16, even if it did result in a par.. i know i probably should've had a go in 2  
    I 'm not the kind that would leak out your private life mate....

    I had an inkling when you layed up, but to lay up on the gay side was really poofy.... that's what really put me off... I was concerned for Tez...

    I really have nothing left in me after the weekend, so I'm sorry I didn't blow them past you, maybe when you set us up a nudgee day hey Jarro ?

    Cheers

    Keza

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    Great Sig Oscar. I got the kids watch that movie a few months ago, they dont make em like the used to.
    Careful there Blakey. The Politically Correct Lobby could have you for child abuse making the kiddies watch a movie like Convoy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jarro
    thanks also for not mentioning my gay lay-up on 16, even if it did result in a par..
    Its only a poofy layup if you hit a putter for your second shot. Apparently an Ozgolfer did that once.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AndyP
    Quote Originally Posted by 3oneday
    Oh, and Tezza (next opponent of Jarro) mentioned he didn't feel threatened by ANYTHING he saw  
    If Terry's last comp result is a reflection of his current form, then he should be worried regardless of who his opponent is (except me of course   ).  

    Well done, jarro.
    Did it tell you about the 11 I had on 17 after hitting the middle of the green for 2,just to watch the ball bound over the back of the green and OB.After this happened the head was off and proceeded to have a 6 putt(the back off a Mezza is not good for backhanding putts in )

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    Quote Originally Posted by markTHEblake
    Quote Originally Posted by jarro
    thanks also for not mentioning my gay lay-up on 16, even if it did result in a par..
    Its only a poofy layup if you hit a putter for your second shot.  Apparently an Ozgolfer did that once.
    nah.

    i went driver/Pw/52* for my par
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    Well done Jarro sounded like a close match.
    Bad luck Kezza hows the back by the way

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    Quote Originally Posted by jarro
    thankyou Keza for a great match .... it was really a lot closer than you let on  

    i must admit i was a bit nervous about todays game, i had visions of you blowing your driver 50 past me every drive    I knew i'd take Tezza cos he's got nuthin  :P  

    thanks also for not mentioning my gay lay-up on 16, even if it did result in a par.. i know i probably should've had a go in 2  

    thanks also to Blake for not showing up, it means more to me than you'll ever know Blakey  

    BRING ON TEZZA      
    Looks like the hunter is becoming the hunted this should be an interesting perspective

    Pause-o-matic getting in early with the first barb the pause did seem to get longer as the match got closer,wonder if there is something in that

    Well played Jarro,good win,bad luck Keza.

    Like my little mate said ..... "BRING IT ON" .....just be carefull what you wish for Mark

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    anytime Terrence ..... i have a good feeling about this one
    Originally Posted by sms316
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarro
    anytime Terrence ..... i have a good feeling about this one :wink:
    Nice facade, you keep telling yourself that

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    Quote Originally Posted by terryand
    Quote Originally Posted by jarro
    anytime Terrence ..... i have a good feeling about this one  
    Nice facade, you keep telling yourself that

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    Quote Originally Posted by terryand
    Quote Originally Posted by terryand
    Quote Originally Posted by jarro
    anytime Terrence ..... i have a good feeling about this one  
    Nice facade, you keep telling yourself that

    Terry.
    what are you trying to say Terry ??? :P

    Hope you aren't gunna post the same thing every minute until he cracks.... By the way, this arvo he was giving the game up, so maybe you need to tee the game up with Kezza instead

    Pete

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    Who put the quote and edit buttons so close together

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    i'll be there whenever Tezza wants his arse kicked ... just let me know when and where Tez
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    Kezza your form must be really falling away fancy letting Jarro beat you

    well done Jarro, I see the next game is going to be even easier

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    thanks Onewood .. i think

    got any tips to help me put Tezza off his game
    Originally Posted by sms316
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarro
    thanks Onewood   .. i think  

    got any tips to help me put Tezza off his game    
    Having Mitch caddie for you might be your only chance(cheeky little bugger)

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    i don't need Mitch to help me win.
    Originally Posted by sms316
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keza_G
    Jarro - 83  (won 2 & 1)
    Keza - 85
    Tez  - Lost count (too many fours)
    Nett scores?

    Andyp you forgot to update the matchplay ladder
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    Quote Originally Posted by markTHEblake
    Andyp you forgot to update the matchplay ladder
    I didn't forget, I just haven't done it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by markTHEblake
    Quote Originally Posted by Keza_G
    Jarro - 83  (won 2 & 1)
    Keza - 85
    Tez  - Lost count (too many fours)
    Nett scores?

    Andyp you forgot to update the matchplay ladder

    As i hoit a couple Ob on 2 and didn't finish the hole no stroke avalible,but i worked it out I would have had 35pts

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    so the results are

    1. Tezza 35pts
    2. Jarro 25pts
    3. Keza 23pts

    correct weight?
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    i think i would have had 35/36 points ..... i shot to my handicap that day i think.
    Originally Posted by sms316
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    for the POTY calculations please post the net scores, not the gross.

    at least the NSW blokes get that part right every time.
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