JC vs. Veeman - Sunday, Sept. 18 - The People's Golf Course

[Johnny Canuck]

Fiiiiiiiiiinally Sor-Rocks has come back to For-est-field.

In the great one's sights is the Rudy-poo-candy ass known simply as Veeman.

The People's Champion will be in attendance to satisfy the millions and millions of Sor-Rocks fans, including the president of Sor-Rock's fan club, Nuffie.

If the Nuffster gets a little too excited while Sor-Rocks is busy checking Veeman into the SmackDown Hotel, he'll have to remind the little Nuffster to know his role and Shut His Mouth!

After Sor-Rocks easily defeats this big Jabroni, he'll cruise into the semi finals to face that fruity guy.

What's your name again sonny?

"Hi Sor-Rocks, my name is Yos...""IT Doesn't Matter What Your Name Is!" sarin.."

With the addition of The People's Putter with C-Groove Technology, Sor-Rocks is predicting an easy 5 & 3 victory.

If you smeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllll, what Sor-Rocks...... is cooking.

[MegaWatty]

Hey Simmsy. Did you get those screws from Bunnings?

[Johnny Canuck]

Stay out of The Most Electrifying Man in Golf Entertainment's thread, Jabroni.

[Nuffie]

Bwahahahah! It appears the People's Champ has spoken.

A possible thunderstorm with squally gusts has been forecast for Perth this morning.

Raincheck: Currenty pi$$in down cats and dogs AND no, not in Kansas anymore (even tho it feels like we are!).

Also to stick with the WWE theme: In the words of JR, it could well be a slobberknocker. Or can JC really bring his A-game and prevail 5 and 3 with some 'sweet chin music'?

[Cosmopolite]

wind gusts of 70kmh atm

[Johnny Canuck]

Nuffie, you can take your raincheck, shine it up real nice. Then turn that sumbitch sodways and stick it straight up your candy ass!

Sor-rocks only concern is that The People's Umbrella is currently in the boot of Matty Gook's car.

[simmsy]

Yeah mate Bunnings!

Seems to be working a treat.

Damn that was windy about an hour ago.

I'm tipping a 6/4 victory for the Veeman simply due do to his COG being closer to the ground. JC is a little too Hocko-ish for today's blowy conditions.

[Pieface]

Hope the people's champ can cook in the rain! Bwahaha. Veeman to win this...I heard two guys on a train telling me his Father was a mudder....his Mother was a mudder. He loves the slop.

Kinda glad family drama has seen me unable to play at SH today!

[Nuffie]

Veeman 2 up after 3

[Johnny Canuck]

Siimsy, Sor-rocks says get your old ass back to bingo.

Pieface, due to you picking against The Great One, Sor-rocks has added you to his "things to do" list. You are right after Mrs. Golfnut.

[Pieface]

I thought you would have gone for a UFC persona JC. (Ultra F***ing Competitive)

[Yossarian]

Nice day for it.

[Yossarian]

Are you getting pissed on?

[Johnny Canuck]

Sor-rock struggling against V and his little manager.
Pars on 4 of last 5 but still down 4 after 7.

Rain a bitch, off and on. About to get hammered against.

[Johnny Canuck]

8 halved with pars.

V follows up on a bomb on 7 for bird with a chipinski on 9 to halve.

World's unluckiest golfer, Tiger Hamilton!

[Yossarian]

Ouch. How many shots will veeman be giving me?

[Johnny Canuck]

Ouch. How many shots will veeman be giving me?

He is off 9. Only a couple over par today. Bandit.

[veeman]

Veman giving you nothing you need to give me all your scores for the last six months and I will work out your handicap (which is your golf)

[Yossarian]

Veman giving you nothing you need to give me all your scores for the last six months and I will work out your handicap (which is your golf)

I'll have a handicap by october so no need for scores. It would just work out to 17 if I did anyway which is what the official cap will be I think with the new calculation.

Edit assuming this was directed at me.

Also I would much rather not play it at Hartfield.

[veeman]

I'll have a handicap by october so no need for scores. It would just work out to 17 if I did anyway which is what the official cap will be I think with the new calculation.

Edit assuming this was directed at me.

Also I would much rather not play it at Hartfield.

Unless your paying I think it might be hartfield

Where do want play then (harty)

My handicap will also be out by then so we will be play off the stick then

[Yossarian]

Unless your paying I think it might be hartfield

Where do want play then (harty)

My handicap will also be out by then so we will be play off the stick then

You want me to pay for your round at a neutral venue?

Why will your handicap be out by then?

[Golfnut]

Unless your paying I think it might be hartfield

Where do want play then (harty)

My handicap will also be out by then so we will be play off the stick then

Yoss has a JOB now you know

Well done Veeman on taking down the UFC champ.....shame the win didn't knock the shit dribbling part out of him.

Commises JC......I know the loss did nothing to dent your UCness

[simmsy]

JC is going down like old Joe Brown!!

[Johnny Canuck]

Dirty V man hits Sor-Rock with a red velvet chair at the turn when Nuffie distracts the ref. 6 down.

[Johnny Canuck]

Jc wins 12. Hits 20 footer with match on the line to stay alive.

Dormie 5. V gets a shot.