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    Default JC vs. Veeman - Sunday, Sept. 18 - The People's Golf Course





    Fiiiiiiiiiinally Sor-Rocks has come back to For-est-field.

    In the great one's sights is the Rudy-poo-candy ass known simply as Veeman.

    The People's Champion will be in attendance to satisfy the millions and millions of Sor-Rocks fans, including the president of Sor-Rock's fan club, Nuffie.

    If the Nuffster gets a little too excited while Sor-Rocks is busy checking Veeman into the SmackDown Hotel, he'll have to remind the little Nuffster to know his role and Shut His Mouth!

    After Sor-Rocks easily defeats this big Jabroni, he'll cruise into the semi finals to face that fruity guy.

    What's your name again sonny?

    "Hi Sor-Rocks, my name is Yos...""IT Doesn't Matter What Your Name Is!" sarin.."

    With the addition of The People's Putter with C-Groove Technology, Sor-Rocks is predicting an easy 5 & 3 victory.

    If you smeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllll, what Sor-Rocks...... is cooking.

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    LOL!

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    Congratulations Veeman on the win. You both deserve medals for even getting out there in this atrocious weather. I only lasted 9 holes this arvo, they even closed our course this morning.

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    If Sor-Rocks was the People's Champion...I must be a dissident!

    I never voted for him.

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    The Peoples Champ Chump So-Rocks

    Well done Veeman. It sounds like you played excellent golf under trying conditions.
    Last edited by Pieface; 18th September 2011 at 05:27 PM.
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    Even though he was defeated, Sor-Rocks remains The People's Champ.

    Tourfit, ducks don't get a vote and Eddie is the dissident.

    Mega, there was a big thread before the Golfnut match. It has become a tradition, simply for the millions and millions of Sor-Rock's fans.

    Yoss, you'll have to discuss caps with V. He was quite interested in yours and the fact that it won't be reducing with everyone else's cap tonight. He suggested 10 and played at Harty. He'll also give you 50 for your putter. Good luck.

    Nuffster started with 4 x 3pointers in a row, commeted how he was putting for his 5th and then proceeded to bogey everything in sight for a bit. Still, some good golf.

    Pieface, never heard of you, sorry.

    Cosmo, the weather sucked. We probably changed clothing about 39 times.

    VMan. Very solid golf. Insane putts and up and downs. I would have broken your leg if you dropped the bomb on 12.

    Sor-rocks, still WA's most successful golfer.

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    Veman giving you nothing you need to give me all your scores for the last six months and I will work out your handicap (which is your golf)

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    Thanks JC for the game enjoyed the company even Nuffies

    Just lucky I guess with some of my shots and putts (thats Golf)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Canuck View Post
    Even though he was defeated, Sor-Rocks remains The People's Champ. Tourfit, ducks don't get a vote and Eddie is the dissident. Mega, there was a big thread before the Golfnut match. It has become a tradition, simply for the millions and millions of Sor-Rock's fans. Yoss, you'll have to discuss caps with V. He was quite interested in yours and the fact that it won't be reducing with everyone else's cap tonight. He suggested 10 and played at Harty. He'll also give you 50 for your putter. Good luck. Nuffster started with 4 x 3pointers in a row, commeted how he was putting for his 5th and then proceeded to bogey everything in sight for a bit. Still, some good golf. Pieface, never heard of you, sorry. Cosmo, the weather sucked. We probably changed clothing about 39 times. VMan. Very solid golf. Insane putts and up and downs. I would have broken your leg if you dropped the bomb on 12. Sor-rocks, still WA's most successful golfer.
    You must have some pretty strong safety pins. It seems that none of those tickets you have on yourself blew away today!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Canuck View Post
    Even though he was defeated, Sor-Rocks remains The People's Champ.

    Tourfit, ducks don't get a vote and Eddie is the dissident.

    Mega, there was a big thread before the Golfnut match. It has become a tradition, simply for the millions and millions of Sor-Rock's fans.

    Yoss, you'll have to discuss caps with V. He was quite interested in yours and the fact that it won't be reducing with everyone else's cap tonight. He suggested 10 and played at Harty. He'll also give you 50 for your putter. Good luck.

    Nuffster started with 4 x 3pointers in a row, commeted how he was putting for his 5th and then proceeded to bogey everything in sight for a bit. Still, some good golf.

    Pieface, never heard of you, sorry.

    Cosmo, the weather sucked. We probably changed clothing about 39 times.

    VMan. Very solid golf. Insane putts and up and downs. I would have broken your leg if you dropped the bomb on 12.

    Sor-rocks, still WA's most successful golfer.
    It's often hard to hear anything over the sound of talking yourself up more than Mundine.
    Pieface, no longer the resident chopper, giant fweak. Lives in a pineapple under the sea
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    All tickets have been purchased by the millions and millions of Sor-Rock's fans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by veeman View Post
    Veman giving you nothing you need to give me all your scores for the last six months and I will work out your handicap (which is your golf)
    I'll have a handicap by october so no need for scores. It would just work out to 17 if I did anyway which is what the official cap will be I think with the new calculation.

    Edit assuming this was directed at me.

    Also I would much rather not play it at Hartfield.
    Last edited by Yossarian; 18th September 2011 at 07:12 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    I'll have a handicap by october so no need for scores. It would just work out to 17 if I did anyway which is what the official cap will be I think with the new calculation.

    Edit assuming this was directed at me.

    Also I would much rather not play it at Hartfield.
    Unless your paying I think it might be hartfield

    Where do want play then (harty)

    My handicap will also be out by then so we will be play off the stick then

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    Quote Originally Posted by veeman View Post
    Unless your paying I think it might be hartfield

    Where do want play then (harty)

    My handicap will also be out by then so we will be play off the stick then
    You want me to pay for your round at a neutral venue?

    Why will your handicap be out by then?

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    Congrats Veeman, commiserations JC.


    Veeman, with Yoss's record at Harty I think you would want to play him anywhere but there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Veefore View Post
    Congrats Veeman, commiserations JC.


    Veeman, with Yoss's record at Harty I think you would want to play him anywhere but there.
    I've raised the bat a few times!

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    Does that mean you were going to pay for me to play at Hartfield?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    You want me to pay for your round at a neutral venue?

    Why will your handicap be out by then?
    Anchor
    To make it fair

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    Are you suggesting that playing off 17 is an inflated handicap for me? that I am in fact a deliberate sandbagger?

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    Quote Originally Posted by veeman View Post
    Unless your paying I think it might be hartfield

    Where do want play then (harty)

    My handicap will also be out by then so we will be play off the stick then
    Yoss has a JOB now you know

    Well done Veeman on taking down the UFC champ.....shame the win didn't knock the shit dribbling part out of him.

    Commises JC......I know the loss did nothing to dent your UCness
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    Don't play him at home Yoss. This guy has an inflated handicap as is.

    If nothing else, this thread was worth it for the OP. Love your work JC, I pissed myself.
    Naturally grippy

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    I did make me giggle.

    I don't want to throw any handicap related aspersions out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by adlo View Post

    If nothing else, this thread was worth it for the OP. Love your work JC, I pissed myself.
    Here here.....






    Adlo......hear about Fiori?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Golfnut View Post
    Adlo......hear about Fiori?
    What do you think GN?

    We are more or less their premium account.
    Naturally grippy

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    Do tell...

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    They were appraoched by, and ultimately purchased by Oakover Wines.

    Hand over was last week. The only change is the director. All the staff, including the roaster himself, operate as per usual.
    Naturally grippy


 

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