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    Default Things Flowergirl said...

    "I'm a woman - I'm impressed by big things" - to Rob discussing his driving prowess.

    "Which left?" - when considering appropriate lines to drive on the 2nd.

    "I'm like a goldfish swimming in the atlantic" - to describe her inability to assist Rob with her local knowledge. Rob was playing in parts of the course that FG had never even seen before.

    Also overheard in the bar from the Happy Hacker Slow Play Social Club:
    "That course is over-rated".
    Mate - with your 130 shots and 50 ****ing putts - you are in no position to assess the quality of the local pitch and putt.

    As FG said: "Like giving strawberries to a donkey"
    The secret of golf it to turn three shots in two. - Bobby Jones

    A tale of golfing mediocrity



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    Bruce - what goes on the field stays on the field....
    Lucy Harris smart smart smart, Martin Harris dumb.

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    I was going to mention something about what FG said too, but I am too scared to cos I heard she has got a Black Belt.

    y'know those thick leather ones with the studs and steel spikes sticking out of them.
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    Criticism doesn't bother me, as it means I am doing something and people are watching.
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    Flowergirl said she loved me ......and that is the only thing that matters.

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    i'm pretty sure she's said she loves everyone Moo
    Originally Posted by sms316
    Without rules there is anarchy.

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    i didn't know she owned a Harley
    Originally Posted by sms316
    Without rules there is anarchy.

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    ha.......I'm just flattered to have a thread just about me. Hey Bruce if you need any more material for your stand up routine you'll have to play around with me again.
    FlowerGolf

    What's in the bag

    Driver :Taylormade R7 draw HT
    3 & 5 wood -Taylormade R7 draw
    Hybrid - TM R7 draw 22,28
    5 - SW Taylormade XD Burner
    60 - Wishon wedges
    Putter - Yes Natalie
    Ball - Whatever!!

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    I am counting the days Reenie. Just gotta do it under less "brutal" conditions. (That word has rubbed off on me after spending the day with Rob). I was knackered when I got home at ~6PM.

    I wonder if Rob actually tried to play Moonah yesterday? And if so, did he survive?
    The secret of golf it to turn three shots in two. - Bobby Jones

    A tale of golfing mediocrity




 

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