"I'm a woman - I'm impressed by big things" - to Rob discussing his driving prowess.
"Which left?" - when considering appropriate lines to drive on the 2nd.
"I'm like a goldfish swimming in the atlantic" - to describe her inability to assist Rob with her local knowledge. Rob was playing in parts of the course that FG had never even seen before.
Also overheard in the bar from the Happy Hacker Slow Play Social Club:
"That course is over-rated".
Mate - with your 130 shots and 50 ****ing putts - you are in no position to assess the quality of the local pitch and putt.
As FG said: "Like giving strawberries to a donkey"