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    Default mike vs haysey

    David vs Goliath
    Short vs tall
    Smart vs not so smart
    Tradie vs tradie
    Ping vs Cameron/Lajosi/Odyssey
    Mizuno vs every club brand ever made
    Mechanic vs glazier (pfft. anybody can fit glass. Just whack the pane into the frame and slap a bit of putty or silicon in there, depending of course on whether the frame is timber or aluminium. Mechanicing is tough. Try calibrating a suction clacker on a Mazda CX7)
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    wankers

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    Uh oh. Do I need to book another group?

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    If I play, I will ensure that nothing bigger than a 7 iron is in the bag and even then I can't keep that straight enough out there.
    Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.

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    No good for me on a Wednesday, I start at 5am. (Work that is). Also, Tomson, have changed my mind about Mareeba for our matchplay. Am now thinking Cairns or HMB? Over to you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by haysey View Post
    FFS. What, am I talking to myself here?
    Proper forum etiquette is to copy the list in & add participants (self or otherwise). Some people are slow learners.

    Quote Originally Posted by mike View Post
    Uh oh. Do I need to book another group?
    Might be a good idea, Mike. Although if we end up with a 5, I might back out & play at Cairns in the arve.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mike View Post
    So who's in?
    Julie, you still keen? Outcast? Sheldon, you don't work do ya? Rowey? Cookie, ask the boss for the day off.
    Dave is a nine to fiver. Courty works for the council. They don't get days off.
    Sadly, when I informed SWMBO from my room in Darwin that I was planning to play the day after I returned and before we flew to Perth that evening there was a distinct silence over the phone followed by a somewhat icy feeling in the handset...

    I am advised that I WILL NOT be playing golf on Wed morning as apparently I am required for something to do with packing & getting dogs to Kennels and shite whilst she has her hair done..... It was a similar tone to when I enquired about setting up a 5th round of golf over in WA whilst we are away... Apparently it is NOT a golfing holiday... I don't recall getting that memo...

    Sorry guys, thumb print on forehead just got noticeable larger, deeper and redder...
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    soft.

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    Looks like being 5. Now what?

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    Bob's decided not to play.


    "That former Solahart manager is so overbearing and intimidating"."

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike View Post
    soft.
    Yeah, I know but, I have to live with her and holiday with her and since I have been away for the last 8 weeks I figure if I wanna little 'play' I better do as she says...
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    Quote Originally Posted by haysey View Post
    Bob's decided not to play.
    Could he not fit enough balls in his bag?
    And the mayor announced from Thursday on should not be shat into the creek anymore, because on Saturday beer is brewed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrettM View Post
    Could he not fit enough balls in his bag?
    He couldn't get his balls out of his wifes bag.


    "That former Solahart manager is so overbearing and intimidating"."

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    Quote Originally Posted by haysey View Post
    He couldn't get his balls out of his wifes bag.
    Or hand?
    And the mayor announced from Thursday on should not be shat into the creek anymore, because on Saturday beer is brewed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike View Post
    (pfft. anybody can fit glass. Just whack the pane into the frame and slap a bit of putty or silicon in there, depending of course on whether the frame is timber or aluminium. Mechanicing is tough. Try calibrating a suction clacker on a Mazda CX7)

    Pffft. I'll see your suction clacker thingy and raise you with. Try substantiating an Rw rating of 42 on a piece of glass we've installed in Biboohra (of all places)


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    Meh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Courty View Post
    Meh.


    What he said....Well done Mike. Way to good for me


    "That former Solahart manager is so overbearing and intimidating"."

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    Thanks boys.
    Sorry haysey.

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    No apologies Mike. You played great, especially the front 9. I'm happy to have played you back into some form
    Last edited by haysey; 20th April 2011 at 04:55 PM. Reason: Sigh


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    Yeah thanks. That front 9 was how I feel I can play. The back 9 at HMB always gives me grief.

    Geez HMB don't muck around updating golflink. Up already.

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    12 out of 63 players shot in the 40s.

    How the frikkin hell did they do that on those greens?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike View Post
    Yeah thanks. That front 9 was how I feel I can play. The back 9 at HMB always gives me grief.

    Geez HMB don't muck around updating golflink. Up already.
    You'll be back to 10 in no time. And I'll be in C-grade

    Quote Originally Posted by mike View Post
    12 out of 63 players shot in the 40s.

    How the frikkin hell did they do that on those greens?
    I have no idea. Although they didn't seem to bother ozgolfs best putter much.


    "That former Solahart manager is so overbearing and intimidating"."

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    Worst. Match. Ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courty View Post
    Worst. Match. Ever.

    Back on the bench you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by haysey View Post
    Back on the bench you.
    That one doesn't work when you're also on the bench.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courty View Post
    That one doesn't work when you're also on the bench.

    I'll be back. Bigger, better and playing off 18. Next year is my year.


 

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