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    Default Important news re: 2011 OzGolf Champs

    Our beloved Sarah the drinks cart chick has handed in her resignation and finishes at Pelican Waters tomorrow. She is moving to Perth. Rumour is that this is so she can be closer to Yoss.

    We'll miss you Sarah.

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    Damn! We could have had something beautiful.




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    Is it so she can be as far away from SMS as possible?





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    Fundraiser?

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    Noice! We need a hot drinks girl at KB!
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    That is very sad news indeed

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeteyD View Post
    Is it so she can be as far away from SMS as possible?
    quite likely.

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    cmon mate, 15 minutes at the most.





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    15 mins maybe. But would take him several hours to recover.
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    She's not that good looking.

    I'm sure she has a lovely personality though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarro View Post
    I'm sure she has a lovely personality though.
    She is a good hospitality worker, freindly, outgoing, bubbly, giving the male punters a testosterone rush cos they think she likes them, and she brings back loads of cash to the club.

    Truth be known she probably thinks all the Ozgolfers are wankers, as well as every other arseclown with their overused one liners.
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    Quote Originally Posted by markTHEblake View Post
    Truth be known she probably thinks all the Ozgolfers are wankers,
    All bar one.
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    True. Courty is always a fine gentleman.
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    You are right with what you said though. She has the perfect personality for the job. In fact all of the F&B staff there do.
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    Another woman Solarman has scared to the other side of the country.

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    Quote Originally Posted by markTHEblake View Post
    True. Courty is always a fine gentleman.
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    I reported you.

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    ...for making me laugh too hard!

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    Whoa where did those come from!

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    What's replacing this?
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    SMS' avatar.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Courty View Post
    What's replacing this?
    check SMS' latest email
    Originally Posted by sms316
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarro View Post
    check SMS' latest email
    Don't remind me.

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