2011 NQ Matchplay

[Courty]

NQ Matchplay Rules

- The draw will be performed immediately after the 2010 Matchplay Final on 06/11/10 at Sea Temple. Names will be drawn out of a hat by the 2010 Winner and positioned on the draw (below) in the order they are drawn. These positions are final. If anyone doesn't like it they will be forfeited and possibly banned.

- Comp is knockout. Once you lose, you're out. There must be a result before the next round can commence, so I recommend against leaving matches until right before the deadline. Rematches are encouraged if time allows, but not compulsory. Entrants may agree to make other arrangements at their own discretion, as long as I am advised of the outcome. If anyone doesn't like it they will be forfeited and possibly banned.

- Completion dates for each round are firm but may be relaxed (at my discretion) as long as effort is being made to get match played (ie. rematches due to draws). Otherwise I will forfeit both and possibly ban both.

- A new 1st Tee thread needs to be started for each match. Failure to do so will result in forfeiture and potential banning.

- More will be added (if necessary) as I think of it.

1st amendment: Just in case you didn't get the hint, whingers will be forfeited and possibly banned (not necessarily in that order).

2nd amendment: Current handicaps as per Golflink must be used. Handicap fixing (or suspicion of handicap fixing) will result in being forfeited and possibly banned.

[haysey]

But I don't like the colour. Can you change it to a nice mauve or yellow please?

[haysey]

Why does player 12 get a bye? Why can't player 11 get it instead?

[haysey]

Wwwhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyy!

[Courty]

But I don't like the colour. Can you change it to a nice mauve or yellow please?

Why does player 12 get a bye? Why can't player 11 get it instead?

[haysey]

Can I play off 18?

[mike]

So, the grand final had to be played by last month?

Worst matchplay spreadsheet ever.

[Tomson]

do it... dooooo iiiiiiiiiiit

[haysey]

So, the grand final had to be played by last month?

Worst matchplay spreadsheet ever.

Oooohhh. Zing!

[Courty]

Can I play off 18?

See amendment 2.

[Courty]

So, the grand final had to be played by last month?

Worst matchplay spreadsheet ever.

Wanna be the first banning?

[mike]

See ya folks. This will be my last post when courty reads that.

[mike]

Still here.

[haysey]

See amendment 2.

Meh. I'll be off 12 by December 31. Worst swing ever remember.

[mike]

Who the hell is Player 4? Never heard of him.

[haysey]

These whingers banned yet?

[Courty]

Meh. I'll be off 12 by December 31. Worst swing ever remember.

Read amendment 2 again, all of it.

[mike]

Courty, I took a screen shot before you fixed it.

Ammo.

[mike]

I don't understand amendment 2.

[haysey]

Read amendment 2 again, all of it.

It'll never stand up in court. The judge will go; "Put this bloke in c - grade immediately"

[Courty]

I don't understand amendment 2.

If I suspect Haysey, Maysey, anyone of deliberately fixing their handicap by choking, sand-bagging, anchor-throwing etc., they will face the punishment listed in the rules.

[Ned]

Great effort on getting the draw and details sorted Count!

[solarman]

Can I be bye please as I want to be around for a little bit

[haysey]

If I suspect Haysey, Maysey, anyone of deliberately fixing their handicap by choking, sand-bagging, anchor-throwing etc., they will face the punishment listed in the rules.

Now wait a minute. What'd I do?

Great effort on getting the draw and details sorted Count!

Teachers pet!

[mike]

Crawler.