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  1. #4901
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    Quote Originally Posted by markTHEblake View Post
    Queenslanders drive properly. Its all the victorians and kiwis that have migrated here who drive like idiots
    Never a truer word written.

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    Having lived in just about every state & territory in the country bar Tasmania (& I have driven there) I have to acknowledge that Queenslanders are not the worst drivers in the country but, they aren't the best either!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Outcast View Post
    Having lived in just about every state & territory in the country bar Tasmania (& I have driven there) I have to acknowledge that Queenslanders are not the worst drivers in the country but, they aren't the best either!
    same could be said about ex-Navy ship Captains.
    Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.

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    That my wife refers to a certain Ozgolfer as "Smelly Bag Luke".



    Go Yoss!

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    Crimestoppers email that came to work yesterday warning us about a guy that held up a convenience store in Buranda with a knife.

    Identi-kit picture is a dead ringer for a certain parking inspector.

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    Alibis are a wonderfull thing.
    Forum needs more banter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    Alibis are a wonderfull thing.
    You're in the clear.

    There was no mention of sauce and gravy on the knife.
    You don't get me. I'm part of the Union.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dotty View Post
    You're in the clear.

    There was no mention of sauce and gravy on the knife.
    Hahahahahahaha... Ha










    Sometimes when I think of you I touch myself..........

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    Dotty. Spectacular.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dotty View Post
    You're in the clear.

    There was no mention of sauce and gravy on the knife.
    Gold, pure gold.
    Hit Them Well or Hit Them Often

    W.I.T.B


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dotty View Post
    You're in the clear.

    There was no mention of sauce and gravy on the knife.






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    Halving half wonton soup and sizzling combo left and starting to get full. What do I eat?

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    It would never happen in the ozgolf punting club, however here is this week's bet in another I am in. The bet is questionable on any number of levels, I have introduced the "bloke" in question to the word, ghey.

    $100 on Dami Im to win X Factor on Sunday night @ 1.50 …. The missus says it’s a sure thing

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    That Courty has more pairs of golf shoes at MY HOUSE than me.










    Sometimes when I think of you I touch myself..........

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    Haha! Reminds me of a story my host mother told me. My sister, a shoe freak, visits her in japan, with 2 suitcases. She opens one and it is full of shoes ...





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    Quote Originally Posted by popper81 View Post
    That Courty has more pairs of golf shoes at MY HOUSE than me.
    He's probably got more pairs of golf shoes than I have shoes total.
    Ping G10 Project X S
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    Ping G10 21* Hybrid Reg
    Ping i3+ 4-W CS Lite S
    Ping Tour 54* and 60* (ground) CS Lite S
    SC Pro Platinum Mid Sur Counterbalanced
    Ping Hoofer Vantage
    NB 574 Greens (yes, no more Crocs)
    Golflucky


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    Quote Originally Posted by goughy View Post
    He's probably got more pairs of golf shoes than I have shoes total.
    11 pairs..... I am sure of it.










    Sometimes when I think of you I touch myself..........

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    I have 15 pairs of golf shoes... Some will never be worn again. I will also lose some now my 13 year old has big enough feet to wear them!!!!
    I'm back.

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    My PS4 pre order. Well technically its my gf problem

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    Shavey's drinking pineapple juice and lefty thinks it's ok

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    How bright it is outside at this hour. You lot need that daylight saving thingy.


    "That former Solahart manager is so overbearing and intimidating"."

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    No shit Sherlock! Our cats get up with the sun, the pricks.
    Ping G10 Project X S
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    Ping G10 21* Hybrid Reg
    Ping i3+ 4-W CS Lite S
    Ping Tour 54* and 60* (ground) CS Lite S
    SC Pro Platinum Mid Sur Counterbalanced
    Ping Hoofer Vantage
    NB 574 Greens (yes, no more Crocs)
    Golflucky


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    Shavey is a concern.
    Ping G10 Project X S
    TM V-Steel 16.5* w Speeder 57s at 3 wood length
    Ping G10 21* Hybrid Reg
    Ping i3+ 4-W CS Lite S
    Ping Tour 54* and 60* (ground) CS Lite S
    SC Pro Platinum Mid Sur Counterbalanced
    Ping Hoofer Vantage
    NB 574 Greens (yes, no more Crocs)
    Golflucky


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    Second that. My 2 year old now wakes up before 5am. Every. Single. Day.

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    Ha ha. That was in response to the need for daylight saving, not Shavey.


 

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