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    Quote Originally Posted by haysey View Post
    It really concerns me that I'm sharing a room with this clown at the champs...




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    The text that came with it said: "I'm so insanely gay"


    My response: "We are no longer friends"


    "That former Solahart manager is so overbearing and intimidating"."

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    Shocking stuff.

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    Where was the angle grinder cleaning those toenails back??
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    And why hasn't she thrown up everywhere?


    "That former Solahart manager is so overbearing and intimidating"."

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    Megawatty apparently doesn't love fit 20 year old women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    Megawatty apparently doesn't love fit 20 year old molls.
    Fixed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    Megawatty apparently doesn't love fit 20 year old women.
    I think Yoss she's a tad older than 20
    In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king.............

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    She is in her 20's. No kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    She is in her 20's. No kids.
    27 with no kids and no talent
    In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king.............

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    **** me, what does talent matter? I'm not talking about her acting to save my life!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    **** me, what does talent matter? I'm not talking about her acting to save my life!
    so its just age and no kids as your criteria then?
    In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king.............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce Dickinson View Post
    so its just age and no kids as your criteria then?
    Yes.

    Again I am not talking about marrying the women and spending the rest of my life with her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    Yes.

    Again I am not talking about marrying the women and spending the rest of my life with her.
    Do you have a little survey form you get the ladies to complete to ensure age and child situation
    In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king.............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce Dickinson View Post
    Do you have a little survey form you get the ladies to complete to ensure age and child situation
    The pubs I frequented while single had restrictions on most people not meeting that requirement entering the building

    What also concerns me is the amount of women that attempt to pick you up the moment you have a significant other. It is like your musk changes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
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    What also concerns me is the amount of women that attempt to pick you up the moment you have a significant other. It is like your musk changes.
    word to that.

    In fact when I was playing Rugby in Ireland, I discovered that saying I had a girlfirend back in Oz was the easiest way to pick up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    The pubs I frequented while single had restrictions on most people not meeting that requirement entering the building

    What also concerns me is the amount of women that attempt to pick you up the moment you have a significant other. It is like your musk changes.
    69er told me that happens to him a lot as well
    In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king.............

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    What being rejected from pubs or experiencing a change of musk?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    What being rejected from pubs or experiencing a change of musk?
    a musk problem that led to him being ejected from a pub
    In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king.............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce Dickinson View Post
    a musk problem that led to him being ejected from a pub

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    Haha. You lot are fussy. My criteria was female and breathing. Very rarely had to go home alone and had masses of fun.





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    Haha. You lot are fussy. My criteria was female and breathing. Very rarely had to go home alone and had masses of fun.
    Any port in a storm, huh PD?

    Concerning that I am in agreement with Yoss. Twigley is far from ugly.

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    Uh huh.

    It concerns me how crappy Megawatty and Eags et al are going to be feeling late on Saturday night.

    And just for the memories, 2005 Preliminary Final ... What was the result ?





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    Keep talking the talk PD

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    Pup thinks soliliquie is a word....


 

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