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    Default Jaybam vs Hux - Venue/Date unknown

    Here is the starter post.

    Jaybam and I will be playing this whenever.

    Venues - Wynnum/Carbrook/Oxley?
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    Go Jaybam!!!
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    Is this a fight, running race or golf?

    I'll back JB to win em all.
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    Ill back Hux to win anything, he has other toys and skills apart from Golf!


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    It's a height competition actually

    $10 on that one Blakey?

    And depends on what rules you want on the fight...if he can use martial arts I will use my special training as well
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    Got you covered on the running race as long as you can't use your special toys. Then I would be ****ed. And after the golf I saw from you today a blind woman could beat you. Oh yeah bring it on gorilla.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hux View Post
    It's a height competition actually

    $10 on that one Blakey?

    And depends on what rules you want on the fight...if he can use martial arts I will use my special training as well
    Quote Originally Posted by jaybam View Post
    Got you covered on the running race as long as you can't use your special toys. Then I would be ****ed. And after the golf I saw from you today a blind woman could beat you. Oh yeah bring it on gorilla.
    This match is nearly worth a Brizvegas visit! (Already)


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    Well the bastards were too polite today. Lucas and I were doing more sledging and weren't even in the match lol. Nothing like a bit of banter to bring out the agro. Lol

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    Gol;f won't be the winner

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    This sounds like fun. Host it at Wynnum so this cripple can come for a walk to witness the sledge-fest!



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    If you come i will give you a dollar per effective sledge on the big fella while we are playing. You know sneeze in his swing. Mobile phone ringing while he is putting. All is fair in love and war lol.

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    Ok, we've started the bidding at one dollar. Any counter-bids Hux?



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    As if a phone ringing could make my putting worse !!!!!!

    A counter offer could be arranged...it would be more what I wouldn't do to you than what I would That rotator cuff would be nice with a little come along hold applied )
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    As if you could catch henno. Shit, even I could out run you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    As if you could catch henno. Shit, even I could out run you!
    What makes you think I would need to use a footrace to catch either of you two drunks. Lay a little honey aka bourbon out and you two would turn up like flies to a dog turd - after that its easy pickings.

    PS You have to stop building yourself up Chorn. Everyone knows you would start running in circles when those manboobs started belting you in each eye alternately
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hux View Post
    PS You have to stop building yourself up Chorn. Everyone knows you would start running in circles when those manboobs started belting you in each eye alternately
    There is a difference between building myself up and bagging a copper who is too old to leave his desk.
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    Cool, a good oldfashioned pissing contest

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    Let me give you the wisdom of age then pup

    1. You don't have a dog and bark yourself.
    2. They don't put a verandah on a shithouse
    3. What were we talking about......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hux View Post
    3. What were we talking about......
    Stuffed if I know. Carry on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hux View Post
    What makes you think I would need to use a footrace to catch either of you two drunks. Lay a little honey aka bourbon out and you two would turn up like flies to a dog turd - after that its easy pickings.

    PS You have to stop building yourself up Chorn. Everyone knows you would start running in circles when those manboobs started belting you in each eye alternately
    Sorry Shaun, but I got a good laugh out of this line

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hux View Post
    As if a phone ringing could make my putting worse !!!!!!

    A counter offer could be arranged...it would be more what I wouldn't do to you than what I would That rotator cuff would be nice with a little come along hold applied )
    Straight arm bar, travelling wrist lock etc etc etc


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    Quote Originally Posted by NK View Post
    Straight arm bar, travelling wrist lock etc etc etc
    Ahh the well applied arm bar. Not sure if Jaybam's discipline uses them. One of my workmates is a serious ultimate fighting buff and does mixed martial arts these days...he demo'd on a happless lower rank one night just how quickly a decent arm bar could be applied from a position of apparent weakness - at which time I realised I had no great desire to wrestle him at a training day.
    Google MACEY - Brazillian Jujitsu to see some amazing arm bars being applied.....broken arms, shoulders, elbows....makes that torn rotator cuff sound mild.
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    Well i love where this thread is going. Only real sledge fest yet. Got to love it.
    Oh by the way your going down biatchhhhhhhhh

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    You've got nothing....except plenty of time to practice - you unemployed lounge lizard.

    Thinking about that - we better get this played soon. Don't want you practicing - you played like a pussy yesterday I'd prefer to keep you at that level.

    I might bring my secret weapon with me....Jarro. He can drag anyone's game down - he will caddy for you
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hux View Post
    You've got nothing....except plenty of time to practice - you unemployed lounge lizard.

    Thinking about that - we better get this played soon. Don't want you practicing - you played like a pussy yesterday I'd prefer to keep you at that level.

    I might bring my secret weapon with me....Jarro. He can drag anyone's game down - he will caddy for you
    Nah he actually has paid employment again as a professional shyte stirrer.

    You are doing well Hux, pissing off two midgets on one post, wonder how many more midgets on OZgolf you can stir up.



 

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