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  1. 3rd October 2015 08:50 AM #126
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    Quote Originally Posted by AndyP View Post
    Shouldn't wear white when fishing, those fish loose control of the bodily functions when caught
    Hit Them Well or Hit Them Often

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  2. 3rd October 2015 12:45 PM #127
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    Quote Originally Posted by AndyP View Post
    It is an injured runner's beer gut.
    What have you done this time?
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  3. 3rd October 2015 01:36 PM #128
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    I'm running now, but I've had a hip issue for ages. No running for 5 months of this year. I've lost 3kg since getting back into it. Another 9 to lose though.
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  4. 3rd October 2015 01:38 PM #129
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    Maybe not strange, but ****ing awesome.

    The MCG on grand final day.
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  5. 3rd October 2015 01:45 PM #130
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    Quote Originally Posted by AndyP View Post
    Maybe not strange, but ****ing awesome.

    The MCG on grand final day.
    Enjoy
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  6. 31st August 2016 01:40 PM #131
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    I'm posting from a hospital bed.

    Don't worry, the operation was successful, and I can now truly call myself a man. The downside is that my dream of winning Olympic gold in the Women's 800m is gone.
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  7. 31st August 2016 01:54 PM #132
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    Quote Originally Posted by AndyP View Post
    I'm posting from a hospital bed.

    Don't worry, the operation was successful, and I can now truly call myself a man. The downside is that my dream of winning Olympic gold in the Women's 800m is gone.
    Condolences. All those puny women were running scared too.





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  8. 31st August 2016 01:59 PM #133
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    Quote Originally Posted by AndyP View Post
    I'm posting from a hospital bed.

    Don't worry, the operation was successful, and I can now truly call myself a man. The downside is that my dream of winning Olympic gold in the Women's 800m is gone.
    Hope you feel well soon, did you finally get those Hawks tattoos removed??
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  9. 31st August 2016 02:02 PM #134
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrbluu View Post
    Hope you feel well soon, did you finally get those Hawks tattoos removed??
    Why the **** would anyone do that? I did just get my Hawks 2016 Premiers tatt though.
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  10. 31st August 2016 02:34 PM #135
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    That jumper gives me....Go Hawks..#embracethehunt


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    Quote Originally Posted by AndyP View Post
    I'm posting from a hospital bed.

    Don't worry, the operation was successful, and I can now truly call myself a man. The downside is that my dream of winning Olympic gold in the Women's 800m is gone.
    Bag of frozen peas needed?
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  13. 1st September 2016 04:23 PM #138
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Nemo View Post
    Bag of frozen peas needed?
    It wasn't a vasectomy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AndyP View Post
    It wasn't a vasectomy.
    Converting to Judaism?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AndyP View Post
    It wasn't a vasectomy.
    Hysterectomy?
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    Beard Reduction?
    Once you go yellow, you will never go back
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    There was an unfortunate accident with a vacuum cleaner.
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    Did you get disturbed whilst cleaning your room?
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