Round 1: Pup v KristianJ - Parramatta GC, 16 March *PUP WINS 2 UP*

[KristianJ]

Tuesday 16 March, 3:30pm.

Locked and ready to fire.

*crosses fingers*

[3oneday]

You hope

[KristianJ]

I've made several outlandish statements in that post, Pete. Plenty of hope in each of them.

[davepuppies]

Have fun guys....

Kristian, do you have a handicap? Pup plays of low singles right?

[Scottt]

Kristian: Pup got down to 2 at Oatlands, which plays a fair bit like Muirfield. get as many shots as you can and then two more. God speed.

[ParMaster]

Kristian has no hcp. Although I'm thinking a handicap of 13 or 14 for him is fair.

[Scottt]

Kristian: what are your last five scores and where were they played?

[KristianJ]

Pup: Ignore the number I sent in the PM for a moment...

Scottt: Last round I played was 86 @ Ashlar (have shot 79 there before though), then before that was 81 @ Glenmore Heritage, 83 @ Windsor, and 68 through 15 holes at Penrith.

[ParMaster]

Ok let an outsider decide.

I'm not fussed. But you better watch out Kristian, I don't just want to win, I want to absolutely annihilate you!

[ParMaster]

Pup: Ignore the number I sent in the PM for a moment...

Scottt: Last round I played was 86 @ Ashlar (have shot 79 there before though), then before that was 81 @ Glenmore Heritage, 83 @ Windsor, and 68 through 15 holes at Penrith.

And like 160 at Cumberland!!

[KristianJ]

And like 160 at Cumberland!!

My back 9 was a shitload better than the front...can't remember for sure, but it was only about +4/+5 or so. That dickhead tee shot of mine on the 2nd killed any hope I had of being somewhat respectable.

If there is a reasonable way of approximating a handicap from previous scores, so be it. We'll ultimately decide before the 1st tee anyways.

[Minor_Threat]

Based on those scores and if they were shot from the members tee I would give you a 13 hcp KJ.

Good luck mate, I hope you teach Pup a golfing lesson..

[ParMaster]

I wish I could come up with a retort to that MT, but I can't really say anything considering you've beaten me both times we've played..

[KristianJ]

Pup and I have agreed on 13. Yes, it's the unlucky number, but stranger things have happened in golf.

[ParMaster]

Kristian will get 8 shots as I'm currently off 5. (Thanks for the fu.ck up golflink, you incompetent idiots.)

[KristianJ]

I wish I could come up with a retort to that MT, but I can't really say anything considering you've beaten me both times we've played..

You guided me around NSW, and whenever I decided to not listen to your recommendations (and, to be honest, sometimes when I did listen), I crapped it up. That's a suitable retort IMO.

[3oneday]

Nice win Kristian.

[Minor_Threat]

I wish I could come up with a retort to that MT, but I can't really say anything considering you've beaten me both times we've played..

Thats right mate, and it won't be happening any time soon..

Kristian will get 8 shots as I'm currently off 5. (Thanks for the fu.ck up golflink, you incompetent idiots.)

5????? WTF is going on..

At this rate you will be in Gibson Shield for NSW!

[ParMaster]

Your going to be pupperised?

[ParMaster]

Thats right mate, and it won't be happening any tiome soon..



5????? WTF is going on..

At this rate you will be in Gibson Shield for NSW!

Golflink (or the clubs) ****ed up my handicap. They need to take .8 off it. But my last 2 rounds have been crapola, so who knows!

[3oneday]

Your going to be pupperised?

is that like sodomised ?

[KristianJ]

I bloody hope not...

BTW, Pup's dad won't be chauffeuring him to and from the venue. In an act of unrivalled sportsmanship, I volunteered to pick him up on the way to the course.

[Peter]

is that like sodomised ?

Pupperised = sodomised with a hand.

[Eldrick]

I bloody hope not...

BTW, Pup's dad won't be chauffeuring him to and from the venue. In an act of unrivalled sportsmanship, I volunteered to pick him up on the way to the course.

leave a penthouse on the seat when he gets in,
he will either have to carry his bag in front of the first 5 holes or forfeit

[KristianJ]

I've just realised I have to fit his bag and buggy in my car as well. 2 Bridgey staff bags and 2 buggies might mean I need to lay my back seats flat.

So much bloody effort for a simple Ozgolf matchplay...but I'll probably face worse when Ozgolf Champs comes up.