Needing a date for Valentine's Day

[sms316]

Looking for a fourth.

8.10am at Keperra GC.

sms - 36 pts
chrisogigolo - 34 pts
henwah - 29 pts

[sms316]

To sweeten the deal I will bring a few rocks to chuck on Dwayne's roof.

[Jarro]

Pretty popular event this one

[sms316]

Just proves how many of you soft-cocks are under the thumb.

[just]

I would play but I hate Keperra with a passion.

[PeteyD]

Too far to play a goat track.

[billybaub]

Too much else on offer on a dirty weekend

[AndyP]

I'm going to the pyjama cricket that day, and will almost definitely be doing more landscaping in the morning. The sooner it's done, the sooner I can get back to golf.

[Jarro]

I'm going to the pyjama cricket

But you don't like it

[Eag's]

I will be working the day shift otherwise I would have played.

[jaybam]

If i took a sickie on that day to play golf rather than be with the misus i would have heaps more time for golf. Think i will take the stay at work option

[razaar]

The 14th is a new moon...never play golf on a new moon.

[PeteyD]

particularly at Gailes.

[razaar]

or Keperra. Funny story about that at Keperra GC. The entrance to the club used to be across the railway line via Keperra Street. In 1959 the railway crossing to the club was closed because of an accident on the line involving a member's vehicle and a train late one night. Nobody was hurt but the vehicle was a writeoff and the occupants (two brothers)were lucky to see the next day. The story goes that the car stalled on the line and one of the brothers said "bloody hell the moon is bright and getting bigger very fast". Shortly after they were driving sideways along the railway track.

[Iain]

Poor train drivers....

[markTHEblake]

the lack of interest in this is because of a massive ozgolf matchplay event at Carbrook. you guys should reschedule.

[henno]

I'm only playing at Keperra because it's about as far away from Carbrook as I can get.

[chrisogigolo]

I'm coming from canberra to play Keparra?! I'm excited. Surely sms can get me on royal.... Don't have any probs in Canberra?

[sms316]

RQ is beyond any Canberra peasant.

[chrisogigolo]

Arn't Queenslanders a bit slow? Thats why your an hour behind... You had more wit about you when you lived in the nations capital!

[chrisogigolo]

By the way Henno, i'm looking forward to playing with, and meeting you. Just don't stand at 45 degrees - I can't be responsible for what happens...

[Daves]

By the way Henno, i'm looking forward to playing with, and meeting you. Just don't stand at 45 degrees - I can't be responsible for what happens...

ditto for henno!

[chrisogigolo]

A shank-a-thon! This will be fun.... What will the bet be, least shanks?

[henno]

Just don't stand behind me as I swing. The hennocopter is a thing of beauty, but a little loose and liable to take someone's head off.

[chrisogigolo]

Henno, I have a brother that we call tsunami dave. He lets it rip, but has no idea where its going.