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  1. 4th January 2010 11:31 AM #1
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    Default What did you learn today?

    For me it was not to use unleaded with ethanol in the lawnmower. It seems that ethanol being a grain based fuel absorbs moisture which reduces the efficiency of the motor during wet weather conditions. The mechanic at the mower shop put me on to it when I couldn't get the mower to run properly. My mower had a complete overhaul in December so I knew it was a fuel issue.

    Knowing this I will not be using the stuff in the car.
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  2. 4th January 2010 11:40 AM #2
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    I learnt I am a ho, and Jarro is short.
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  3. 4th January 2010 11:47 AM #3
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    that zigwah knows a lot about cricket
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  4. 4th January 2010 12:13 PM #4
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    Taking a baby to the supermarket gets lots of tiday chicks to goo and gaa at her, and allows to me look at their norks.

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    That coming back to work on a Monday after New Years is homosexual.

    Go get them pram bitches Benno.

    Did you just look or get a quick sniff too?
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  6. 4th January 2010 12:31 PM #6
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    That parlyboy and zigwah must be in some way related.
    Forum needs more banter.
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  7. 4th January 2010 12:35 PM #7
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    that I will re-check Mike's WITB thread every time I need a new laugh.


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  8. 4th January 2010 12:43 PM #8
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    That Scottt is an internet prick
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  9. 4th January 2010 06:45 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarro View Post
    That Scottt is an internet prick
    You only learned that today?

    Hard to split him and sms at the moment
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  10. 4th January 2010 06:52 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dennis View Post
    You only learned that today?

    Hard to split him and sms at the moment
    Sorry can't agree with you there, scottt has this title all to himself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by razaar View Post

    Knowing this I will not be using the stuff in the car.
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    Ethanol based fuel is false economy. It might be 4c per litre cheaper, but uses 5-10% more to generate the same amount of power. You lose out long term.

    Stay away from the rubbish and pay the few cents more.

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    7yo girls piss me off big time!

    Have had enough of looking after her for the holidays and want to get rid of her.
    The box that she kept her shoes in bore my wrath, it is in lots of little pieces now. I needed to let the anger out somewhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt View Post
    7yo girls piss me off big time!

    Have had enough of looking after her for the holidays and want to get rid of her.
    The box that she kept her shoes in bore my wrath, it is in lots of little pieces now. I needed to let the anger out somewhere.
    I have 3 kids under 9 to look after for the holidays took them to golf yesterday with a m8 what a disaster I should have known better no looking at chicks tits for me when doing the shopping too busy telling the little buggers off, I hate my life
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  14. 4th January 2010 01:30 PM #14
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    That daylight saving rules! Just down here in country VIC and ducked out for 9 holes at 6:30pm!!

    Managed to squeeze in about 15 holes and would have been tempted to play out to dark if I knew my way around the course.
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    That Parmaster can talk more than G69 & Blake combined
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eag's View Post
    That Parmaster can talk more than G69 & Blake combined
    We had 'Energizer Bunny' and Grunt in the same group last week.

    At least, Grunt stops talking for a few seconds to take a breath.
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    I learnt that some of you are soooo tense !!! Chill out bro
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    That my missus can't drive
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarro View Post
    That my missus can't drive
    Whoops... what did she hit?

    Assuming she is ok Jarro?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HMA084 View Post
    Whoops... what did she hit?

    Assuming she is ok Jarro?
    She's fine mate .... thanks.

    Just a little red-faced
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarro View Post
    I didn't know AndyP was playing RQ today ?



    Yeah mate

    She ran up the arse of a Nissan Navara dual-cab
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    She's fine mate .... thanks.

    Just a little red-faced
    ouch, tht would explain why the damage goes quite a long way up the bonnet.

    Glad to hear she is ok though.
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    That Pup is a slow poke. 4 1/2 hours and still not even on the 17th.
    Forum needs more banter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    That Pup is a slow poke. 4 1/2 hours and still not even on the 17th.
    Just finishing now!!! They must have 1000 photos between them.
    Forum needs more banter.
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    Not the Fez!!!! That's a bugger Mark.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    That Pup is a slow poke. 4 1/2 hours and still not even on the 17th.
    I didn't know AndyP was playing RQ today ?

    Quote Originally Posted by BrisVegas View Post
    Not the Fez!!!! That's a bugger Mark.
    Yeah mate

    She ran up the arse of a Nissan Navara dual-cab
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