A couple of minutes with the tyre black will fix that.
You don't get me. I'm part of the Union.
That there is such a thing as a widget.
And nuxpasm.
Nuxpasm [nux-paz-uhm] noun, small sprocket near the tamping wopple of a Keighley trunion.
That spending 4 hours out playing golf is a great way to spend such a beautiful Saturday.
I Learnt that Pinuata (if that is how you spell it) shold be barred from kids parties. Tayla got trampled today in the rush to get the lollies after it was busted open. Was 6yo birthday party, she was quick of the mark but got trampled by the other 35 kids as they got to the lollies. I heard her head hit the concrete then saw 2 kids stand on her head. To say I was pissed off as the other mothers at the party just thought it was fun was an understatement.
I was there alone as Rachelle was sick in bed and i had to do the party run.
Grant
Grunt's Golflink
TM Burner - Cobra F Speed 3W - TM Draw 3H - TM Burner 4i-AW - Vokey 54/58 Wedges - Wilson 8862 Blade
Tell her to harden up. It's survival of the fittest at 6 yo parties.
I am joking of course.
I thought so Mike. She is 7 so was a little bigger than the girls there but the guys were a little rough. Also there were 35 kids involved it was a party at my Brother in laws where his wife is there to impress, she invited the whole year at the kids school and the teachers.
Grant
Grunt's Golflink
TM Burner - Cobra F Speed 3W - TM Draw 3H - TM Burner 4i-AW - Vokey 54/58 Wedges - Wilson 8862 Blade
That sucks Grunt. I could only imagine how you felt!
I've always thought the one invite for every year of their age rule as a good one. A 6 year old gets to invite 6 friends etc.
Piniatas are plain dumbass things. Nothing sounds worse than your kid's head hitting concrete.
spasticrap
Sim 2 Max / PRGR
3W 7W 4H - Sim 2 Max
Miura 57 CBs - ADDI
Odessey #7
Hearing your own head hitting concrete isn't great!
Grant
Grunt's Golflink
TM Burner - Cobra F Speed 3W - TM Draw 3H - TM Burner 4i-AW - Vokey 54/58 Wedges - Wilson 8862 Blade
We have done this a few times, and each time regretted it.
One story similar to yours, though learnt the best lesson from the last one, which will be the last one.
Do not put hard lollies in it. At my daughters 4th b'day, my son (8 yrs) nailed the piniata, and smashed lollies across the room, getting 'shards' in his grandmothers eyes, and smashing into the walls at very high speed. Could have been a lot worse.
But geez he hit it well.
Pilate balls are really quite a dangerous piece of equipment.
That paying $450 for a dog is apparently good value (since it's worth $800 but has an underbite so is worth a lesser value). Seems like a canine version of carton damage or something else that you'd find on electrical appliances from Seconds World.
The end result is that thanks to my sister's investment, my family is buying a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel. Not quite a baby, but a new addition nonetheless.
That I can shank about 12 half lob wedges in a row.
That telling the missus that she must be experiencing menopause doesn't go down very well. Especially when I should have learnt that same lesson about 28 days ago.
That telling my mother-in-law to "HARDEN UP" is not a good thing.......... especially when she was on speakerphone at the hospital.
Handicap - 22 (playing since Jan 09)
Titleist AP1 710 LH, 3-PW
Gripmaster Grips
Driver Callaway X-Hot 10
Taylormade R9 3 wood 15
Callaway X-Hot 5 wood
Cleveland 52 & 60 wedges
Callaway SW 56
Odessey Black Ice putter / Scotty Cameron something it works
Balls - E6 Bridgestone / TM Lethal / TM TourP
Oakley tour bag / Titleist Bag / Cleveland SB
Maui Jim glasses
Cohiba Siglo VI
Ardbeg 1978 / Lagavulin 16yr old
I learnt that Easter Monday and Anzac Day are the same day next year.
I am learning about Performance Management Standards, CFS's and other managing people performance stuff.
Grant
Grunt's Golflink
TM Burner - Cobra F Speed 3W - TM Draw 3H - TM Burner 4i-AW - Vokey 54/58 Wedges - Wilson 8862 Blade
That is an extremely late easter.
spasticrap
Sim 2 Max / PRGR
3W 7W 4H - Sim 2 Max
Miura 57 CBs - ADDI
Odessey #7
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