What did you learn today?

[Choppa]

That the saying "If you think that, then you have another thing coming" is actually "If you think that, then you have another think coming"....

English never was my strong suit.

[BrisVegas]

wow. I did not know that. cheers.

[Dotty]

That a Lotus Elise ...

1. would look good parked in front of a crowded footpath and cafes
2. has difficulty fitting between two kerbside trees 12m apart
3. makes a loud noise, when proving point 2
4. can bring a lot of smiles to faces of passing pedestrians

[Dotty]

Some of a mate's garage junk ended up at my place last month, which included my 12yo DCI irons, an X460 driver, Status 4w, Nike hybrid, etc.

Yesterday arvo, I thought about putting the DCIs back into play, and they went very well chipping/pitching around the practice green. So I played a couple of balls for 5 holes.

I re-learnt ...
1. Modern GI irons really are more forgiving for choppers, than sharp 'blade-like' soles.
2. Dynamically-fitted irons sit better behind the ball than off-the-shelf irons, no matter how big the name is.
3. The artficial surface in the nets is different to real grass, in texture, depth, resistance and lie angles.
4. 5 woods and hybrids are my true friends.
5. There was reason that I'd upgraded 4 years ago. I just needed reminding.

After a new grip and four strips of leadtape, the shortened X460 may be staying around here for a while longer. (Sounds bad, but we have an understanding, as my mate only plays 2-3 times a year and it saved him offloading $500 to Golfmart for a set of Brosnan start-ups.)

[WBennett]

Smacking yourself in the ankle with a hammer hurts a lot at the time.

Going for a 6k run on said ankle the next day hurts. And the walk from the halfway point home with an embarrassing limp sucks more.

[Tongueboy]

easter eggs make you sick. i feel like i have been on the turps! big sugar hangover!! not enough insulin!!!

[Johnny Canuck]

That the saying "If you think that, then you have another thing coming" is actually "If you think that, then you have another think coming"....

English never was my strong suit.

Not according to Rob...

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[Grunt]

Smaller Bottle shops are still open today, good to see the local open.

[terrys]

that adults on a kids easter egg hunt are VERY aggresive

[razaar]

that infants sheepskin ugg boots make exceptional putter covers - two covers per pair or $10 each.

[sms316]

that infants sheepskin ugg boots make exceptional putter covers - two covers per pair or $10 each.

Petethepilot has a driver headcover made from an infants hat. Did you two strip a kid?

[razaar]

Petethepilot has a driver headcover made from an infants hat. Did you two strip a kid?

We have friends staying with us from USA who were shopping for the original Ugg boots. I saw these baby uggies at Squizzies in the Myers Centre in the City and the penny dropped.

[parlyboy]

Smacking yourself in the ankle with a hammer hurts a lot at the time.

Going for a 6k run on said ankle the next day hurts. And the walk from the halfway point home with an embarrassing limp sucks more.

you walked home from Sinsations with a limp?

[mike]

That I was right.

[MegaWatty]

That I was right.

And good to see Winnie has taken a leaf out of Soward's book of protection.

[Yossarian]

That it really is a rubber chicken.

That when I putt well I generally drive the ball like arse and vice versa.

That a cannabis infringement notice can only be issued in certain circumstances.

That Robert Smith is a hairy little man.

And that it is an imperfect world in which we live.

[mike]

And good to see Winnie has taken a leaf out of Soward's book of protection.

That it really is a rubber chicken.

What did you expect?

[KristianJ]

And good to see Winnie has taken a leaf out of Soward's book of protection.

Wouldn't you if your surname was Pooh?

[Scoot]

That without fail, there is at least one gorgeous woman in every country music video clip.

[ParMaster]

2 new words. Egalitarian and sycophant.

[PerryGroves]

2 new words. Egalitarian and sycophant.

It's good to know what a sycophant is PM, when you start work they will be everywhere. I liked your spelling prior to the edit (psychofant). Most of the brown noses can't hurt you as they have their heads firmly wedged up the bosses asre but a psychofant could be dangerous.

[PeteyD]

PsychoInfant, chucky??

big words make you seem small.

[BrisVegas]

If you play for bogey, you often save par anyway.

[henno]

If you play for bogey, you often save par anyway.

Only if you can hit wedges stiff and/or drain some long putts. I'm useless at both at the moment, so GIR is paramount!

[BrisVegas]

Only if you can hit wedges stiff and/or drain some long putts. I'm useless at both at the moment, so GIR is paramount!

Really? What's your handicap? If you hit a few greens in reg you're laughing. If you play for bogey when in trouble you'll have less trainwrecks.