What did you learn today?

[sms316]

That Razaar purchased all of the abovementioned clubs whilst he was a junior.

[razaar]

Have been cleaning my antique club collection and couldn't help but notice.

[sms316]

You need to line up a start on Antiques Roadshow. I reckon you might do allright.

[Grunt]

That my new kayak is very fast!!
13km in just over an hour, 45 min for the first 6.5 fighting the tide and 25 min for the return with the tide.

[Jarro]

Changing my footy tip from Canberra to the Roosters just before kickoff was a masterstroke

[Daves]

That David Graham started his pro career as a leftie.

[Ned]

I should have gotten a golf lesson a long time ago!

[BrisVegas]

That 2 year olds cant resist putting money in their mouths. She is up at the Mater having a belly x-ray as we speak.... Hopefully it "passes". The coin, and the fascination with things in the mouth.

[KristianJ]

I should have gotten a golf lesson a long time ago!

Ditto.

[markTHEblake]

That David Graham started his pro career as a leftie.

If you consider a first year trainee a pro, i beleive he spent the first year or so learning to play golf again as a right hander.

[sms316]

That there is a club in Brisbane that has no General Manager and the Assistant GM has just handed in his resignation.

[Courty]

That SMS's stay at the Sunny Coast may be short-lived.

[sms316]

That Courty is sorely mistaken if he thinks I would return to that joint.

[TheTrueReview]

That I can have crap iron shots at Nudgee south this arvo & still get away with bogeys.

[Ned]

That there is a club in Brisbane that has no General Manager and the Assistant GM has just handed in his resignation.

That SMS's stay at the Sunny Coast may be short-lived.

Maybe Keperra are trying the RQ method and getting in on the act within a couple of months!!!!!!!!!!!!

[razaar]

That there is a club in Brisbane that has no General Manager and the Assistant GM has just handed in his resignation.

Same old, same old.

[sms316]

Not sure that I should post this, but since when has that stopped me?

My unnamed source at Keperra has informed me that that this will be their upcoming advertisement for the new positions....

Position (s) Available

Nestled in the leafy suburb of Wang and surrounded by fruit fields, our client is Royal Wang golf club. They are currently seeking expressions of interest for a couple of positions. You will be expected to bend over at monthly meetings but our client maintains that you will not be harmed in any way as career progression is paramount.

Salary

85000 (Rupiah) Your da’ man

65000 (Rupiah) Your da’ 2nd man

This also includes 2 for 1 lap dances at Geebung on a weekly basis (industrial area), wang burgers each day, the famous squid and chips and full CCTV access to the Ladies Showers. (Only on Veterans Days)

Our client is an equal opportunity employer and all Aboriginal and Torres Straight Islanders are more than welcome to apply.

Please click here to apply. Counter so far (0 hits)

[Ferrins]

STERN HU and his three Rio Tinto colleagues marked the first anniversary of their Shanghai incarceration yesterday, while the steel magnate who paid them the biggest bribe was reportedly out buying a golf course in the northern suburbs of Brisbane.
Du Shuanghua, the billionaire owner of Rizhao Steel, admitted paying $10 million in bribes to Rio Tinto employee Wang Yong, according to the Shanghai court judgment. Mr Du's recorded testimony in March revealed how he packed 3 million yuan ($527,000) into the boots of two cars and chauffeured the cash from Rizhao to Shanghai, after Mr Wang had requested help in buying an apartment. Mr Du also admitted transferring $US9 million ($10.7 million) to Wang's Hong Kong bank accounts via transactions involving casinos in Macau. But none of these startling admissions appear to have interrupted Mr Du's business momentum.
''He's been busy buying a golf course on the North of Brisbane'' a Beijing newspaper, the 21st Century Business Herald, reported yesterday, quoting an unnamed associate of Mr Du's.

[Ferrins]

He'll rename it Royal Wang Golf Club in honor of Wang Yong.

[markTHEblake]

Dont go outside the house through an open automatic garage door, when the missus is about to go out for a drive.

[Rusty]

^that reminds me - i once went out in the morning and accidently locked Mrs Rusty out on the balcony who intended to quickly tend to her plants in her jamas. needless to say, when a neighbour got a hold of me and i raced home, Mrs Rusty didn't have that usual smile on her face. she'd almost successfully turned to b&e.

[BrisVegas]

^that reminds me - i once went out in the morning and accidently locked Mrs Rusty out on the balcony who intended to quickly tend to her plants in her jamas. needless to say, when a neighbour got a hold of me and i raced home, Mrs Rusty didn't have that usual smile on her face. she'd almost successfully turned to b&e.

You guys wear pyjamas? Oh, what's b&e?? Bacon & Eggs?

[sms316]

That there is a club in Brisbane that has no General Manager and the Assistant GM has just handed in his resignation.

Here is a job for Henno.

http://www.golfindustrycentral.com.au/job-apply/1336

Not the Assistant Manager position - someone needs and editor. It's like Zigwah wrote it.

[jaybam]

Not to sell a club to holeinone master

[AndyP]

That was an amusing read, jaybam. I would have missed it without your comment.