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    How did you learn that ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    Learned this yesterday, but I reckon this will still pass.

    Synthetic boobs taste the same as natural boobs.

    Quote Originally Posted by 3oneday View Post
    How did you learn that ?
    It appears Shorn has been chewing on these beauties

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    Golf Club Committees will always find unique ways to make dicks of themselves.

    ***and***

    Cane toads don't like Round-Up.
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    That despite best intentions, some ****wits at work are just out there to ruin your day. I've noticed some shenanigans trying to undermine a young kid in my team, basically a job that was allocated to him that had no chance of success, with the work based in the Brisbane office (we have IT support there - why was it sent to him?). Hence an escalation resulted, totally unknown to this poor kid.

    He's pretty disappointed by it, but I've told him he just has to accept some blame and move on. It's a learning experience for him about how politics can be more interesting or some than actual work.
    Lucy Harris smart smart smart, Martin Harris dumb.

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    I know it must be weird, but I really enjoy indian sweets. So I decided to try and make 'Milk Badam' once, which turned out to be a great success!


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    That there may be a better, definitely cleverer troll in the forum than dwayne....
    Consciousness and awareness - awareness is being aware of what is happening and being aware of what is happening within ourselves while we are conscious. Where did I leave my glasses?

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    QLD will not win the Sheffield Shield this year
    Originally Posted by sms316
    Without rules there is anarchy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by razaar View Post
    That there may be a better, definitely cleverer troll in the forum than dwayne....
    Gee, but I've hardly posted all day Raz !!!


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    Learn't to tip and install a shaft... pretty simple stuff actually. Not sure why the club maker in town claimed that it would take him 3 days when it took me 15 minutes....
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3oneday View Post
    Gee, but I've hardly posted all day Raz !!!

    I almost added "Not u 3".
    Consciousness and awareness - awareness is being aware of what is happening and being aware of what is happening within ourselves while we are conscious. Where did I leave my glasses?

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    That you should never asssume that today will be a better day than yesterday.

    (And I got a $300 fine for using my phone at a red light yesterday).
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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    That you should never asssume that today will be a better day than yesterday.

    (And I got a $300 fine for using my phone at a red light yesterday).
    Doh. You didn't get another one, did you ???

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    Nup. I might get done for murder before the day is out though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    Nup. I might get done for murder before the day is out though.
    Righto, one of those sort of days. By any chance you working ??

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    Sometimes silence is the best word of all.
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    No worries. Hope it all sorts itself out. Chin up.

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    I learnt from a nurse today that people can vomit poo!!! Dinner anyone?
    I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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    that if i try really really hard, i can actually hit a fade.
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    Quote Originally Posted by razaar View Post
    That there may be a better, definitely cleverer troll in the forum than dwayne....
    What have i missed?

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    That it is really, really windy during a cyclone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by markTHEblake View Post
    that if i try really really hard, i can actually hit a fade.
    Using the cyclonic winds?





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    Quote Originally Posted by razaar View Post
    That there may be a better, definitely cleverer troll in the forum than dwayne....
    The Lajosi freak?
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    That Muscat can't take penalites in a Grand Final when it REALLY matters

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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    The Lajosi freak?
    Thats me.
    Consciousness and awareness - awareness is being aware of what is happening and being aware of what is happening within ourselves while we are conscious. Where did I leave my glasses?

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    That Jim Furyk has earned $8.02 million since his last win (07 Canadian Open).

    Now that is a quality slump!
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