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    tht an afternoon with friends at the beach is one of the best ways to relax!!!

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    that most people on here have life from the low amount of posts today

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    we love our dicks more than our sticks

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    Quote Originally Posted by zigwah View Post
    we love our dicks more than our sticks
    ??

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    My sister in law is a nasty fat pig with psycho kids of whom she can not look after.

    I prefer not to see her again.

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    Don't ya hate that, you can choose your friends but you can't choose your relatives

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    Quote Originally Posted by haysey View Post
    What was going on there?
    When I go swimming or do yardwork etc I wear a long-sleeve rash vest for sun protection. It's not wasp-proof.


    Quote Originally Posted by haysey View Post
    That mowing the lawn with a three wheeled lawnmower is not easy.
    I told you you can borrow mine whenever you want.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zigwah View Post
    Don't ya hate that, you can choose your friends but you can't choose your relatives
    ...and was looking forward to my duaghters 4th birthday until i heard that THEY would be attending. Fuc%ers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courty View Post
    When I go swimming or do yardwork etc I wear a long-sleeve rash vest

    You know, I really can't reconcile this statement with your avatar. Help me out here






    "That former Solahart manager is so overbearing and intimidating"."

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    Quote Originally Posted by haysey View Post
    You know, I really can't reconcile this statement with your avatar. Help me out here
    Being as hard as f*ck doesn't mean I'm immune to UV radiation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by parlyboy View Post
    ...and was looking forward to my duaghters 4th birthday until i heard that THEY would be attending. Fuc%ers.
    thats gotta suck!!

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    That I can make a ****ing good indian milk drink!


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    Quote Originally Posted by ParMaster View Post
    That I can make a ****ing good indian milk drink!

    FFS Par, TITTIES! Come on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    That sometimes you really don't want to find your ball.
    I had this story cut off a couple times. Post the 18 adventure on the KB Classic page. I know that range very well.

    Finding it on the cart path on 18 = trying to play a flop off the path. There is no other option. Choose your least favourite wedge, close eyes, swing.

    Quote Originally Posted by parlyboy View Post
    My sister in law is a nasty fat pig with psycho kids of whom she can not look after.

    I prefer not to see her again.
    Well said. Direct, to the point the then very diplomatic in the end.




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    THanks JC. I must ask, why do you have my sister in law as your avatar?? LOL

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    Thank god my sister is law is good value!

    My wife thought your post was great.




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    Duck tastes more like turkey than chicken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by parlyboy View Post
    My sister in law is a nasty fat pig with psycho kids of whom she can not look after.

    I prefer not to see her again.
    I think we have the same sister in law

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParMaster View Post
    That I can make a ****ing good indian drink milk!

    Consciousness and awareness - awareness is being aware of what is happening and being aware of what is happening within ourselves while we are conscious. Where did I leave my glasses?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParMaster View Post
    That I can make a ****ing good indian milk drink!

    how did the indian feel about that ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParMaster View Post
    That I can make a ****ing good indian milk drink!

    What is a ****ing Good Indian? A nice person from India or Is it an American Indian that is good with the talents that an Indian has that would be rated as ****ing good?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt View Post
    What is a ****ing Good Indian?
    one that bangs her head underneath my desk ???

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3oneday View Post
    one that bangs her head underneath my desk ???
    For you yes, but for pup, I am not sure he knows what would be involved in a nice Indian banging on the underside of a desk
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt View Post
    What is a ****ing Good Indian? A nice person from India or Is it an American Indian that is good with the talents that an Indian has that would be rated as ****ing good?
    http://www.dickshovel.com/ind.html
    Consciousness and awareness - awareness is being aware of what is happening and being aware of what is happening within ourselves while we are conscious. Where did I leave my glasses?

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    Learned this yesterday, but I reckon this will still pass.

    Synthetic boobs taste the same as natural boobs.

    Forum needs more banter.


 

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