2010 WA Matchplay, lets hope we can keep one thread on track.... please

[adlo]

Great growth on the numbers, 15 entrants this year. Considering when I started this same thread last year I was expecting 4 WA OzGolfers. Good times.

Guys, a suggestion has been made to charge a nominal entry fee ($10) to cover the purchase and engraving of the WA Matchplay Cup (and get JC on there for 2009) as well as a prize for 1st and maybe something for 2nd. We have decided to run with this.

The list:

1. Adlo (14), tipped for 2010 glory.
2. Old man Simmsy (17), man of many words. The first person to be eliminated from the 2010 matchplay in 2009
3. Rowdy Roddy TourFat (9)
4. Mega-ShoeHo-Watty (11), the revolving WITB-man.
5. Cwazy Canuck (6), the 2009 WA OzGolf dominator.
6. Yossarian (19), no chance when his real handicap catches up with him. Will it ever?!?
7. iTree 3.0 (13), new and improved for 2010, will be updated with ability actually close out a match with less than a triple bogey.
8. Zuesgolfer (14), now permitted to join, has legitimate ownership of "the straightest driver ever"
9. SeldomEagles (23), brown cardigan wearing closet ho.
10. Pieface (25), Bobby Locke was called "old muffin face" you know.
11. Uncle Kumquat Nuts (24), or is it Lowball-Nuts?
12. The Nuffinator (7), has super human talking abilities.
13. Veefore (8 ), trying desperately to increase the numbers from Hartfield, even though they still have no chance.
14. TopDog (14), it is all about quality, not quantity.
15. Bruce Dickinson (11), hoping to redeem the shame that came with his scratching in 2009.

I have added current handicaps in brackets. Please let me know if any of the handicaps are incorrect, most have been done from memory.

Topdog and Pieface will be using WAGL handicaps.
Golfnut is using his "OzGolf" monitored handicap. Just so no one feels robbed playing him, we have allowed him to use this handicap in OzGolf events.
The rest are AGU handicaps.

The draw:


The cut-off dates are the end of the month.

Round 1 cut off is 28/2/2010
Round 2 cut off is 30/4/2010
Round 3 cut off is 30/6/2010
Round 4 cut off is 31/8/2010
Final to be played by 31/10/2010

This will be enforced. In exceptional circumstances we will look at extending dates. However, as we have quite a few rounds to get through, we need to be pretty strict.

Please use this thread for updates and scheduled matches only. Please do not use this thread to discuss where and when you plan on playing. Do this by PM. If you want to invite fellow OzGolfers to play, ie create an "OzGolf day", do this in a new 1st tee thread.

I don't want this thread to be impossible to navigate. If it gets off topic I will ask for one of our lovely mods to delete irrelevant posts.

$10 Matchplay fee

Paid:

Veefore
Adlo
simmsy
NUFFIE
Pieface
Golfnut

Let the games begin!!!!

[TourFit]

Time to plant 12.4m trees!

Why...??

...Adlo killed all the other ones with his misdirected shots...unless you plant them in THE CENTRE of the fairways Bruce.

BTW...only 12.4 million ??? That seems pretty good, trees can be expensive...

[adlo]

what I said to Nuffie was that I was free yesterday or we could wait until he gets back from Sydney. However, if that timing was too late for the rest of the boys I would stand down. It has been me delaying things with junior sports and a big arse driving range and therefore it should be me who withdraws if its impacting on the timing of the whole event

BD, that is fine, just keep us all posted and please try and play within 2 weeks of Nuffies return.

Cheers.

[Yossarian]

[MegaWatty]

I'm gonna smash you princess!

[Yossarian]

Not with me throwing out the handbrake!

[Yossarian]

[adlo]

I tried.

[Yossarian]

Do we know what is happening with BD and the nuffsta? I don't mind waiting a bit longer to lose to JC in the final.

[Johnny Canuck]

Do we know what is happening with BD and the nuffsta? I don't mind waiting a bit longer to lose to JC in the final.

Works for me. I'll be off 5 or 6 soon.

[Yossarian]

Works for me. I'll be off 5 or 6 soon.

****! I'd forgotten about that. Can we hurry this up people!

[MegaWatty]

Works for me. I'll be off 5 or 6 soon.

We'll play at Hartfield.

[Johnny Canuck]

Sounds good. I still managed to beat you last time while babysitting your guest.

[MegaWatty]

Sounds good. I still managed to beat you last time while babysitting your guest.

I'll need my driver back.

[Johnny Canuck]

Not yet you don't.

[MegaWatty]

Good luck getting the equivalent hot melt into yours.

[Johnny Canuck]

Now you're b/sing me. The only hot melt was the 84g of lead tape you told me I could take off.

[MegaWatty]

Now you're b/sing me. The only hot melt was the 84g of lead tape you told me I could take off.

Did I have tape on that head? Jesus you've had it for ages!

[Johnny Canuck]

I forgot I had it until about 3 weeks ago.

[MegaWatty]

Nine tenths I'm guessing.

[idgolfguy]

Popped in the store this afternoon - saw you in the office having a chat so didn't stay to say hello. Hope you didn't think me too rude!

[MegaWatty]

Should have interrupted or just caught my eye.

I probably wanted to get out anyway!

[idgolfguy]

Will do next time. Picked up an access point. It sad when you get so lazy to reconfigure an existing one and just go and buy a new one instead.

[MegaWatty]

Consumerism.

[Nuffie]

I tried.

Do we know what is happening with BD and the nuffsta? I don't mind waiting a bit longer to lose to JC in the final.

Yoss, I haven't heard from Bruce in ages, he's been very busy with that new Wembley range/practice area I'd suspect.

Maybe on the skins day whilst you guys are up at Joondalup, ask him one more time if he still wants to play.

Or Adlo, would you say it's already been too long now? Originally 2nd round had to be played by 30/4! My last match was in January FFS.

The JC/Nuffsta "rematch" is looking more and more like a goer! Maybe this should also be played at Hartfield and seems fair e-nuff considering there is equal home advantage and was where I took a 1-0 lead in our little dule

[Johnny Canuck]

Next round at KB.