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    Default Battle of the Left Overs - Solarman versus Ned Kelly

    Solarman the Legend. Well done Bobsicle!!!!!

    42 Points
    1 Wipe
    2 Birdies
    Match Play Winner 2 and 1.

    Most impressive stats for a 21 Marker, his FIR are astounding, I mean he hit a number of fairway's from multiple tees and not in the order he was meant to be playing.

    Disappointed that the Chipper has been sold to "another intelligent person"

    Some memories of his commentary during the round:

    "I'm a good root but I'm not fussy"

    "Lucky it wasn't a comp round"

    And the best was saved for Courty after the Latex Queen had birdied the 18th hole and Courty missed his birdie put.........

    "Any time you want a putting lesson ............ I am available"
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    Can you check if we can play in the comp this time?
    Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by solarman View Post
    Can you check if we can play in the comp this time?
    Will do in about 45 mins, NKJ going for last handicap card.

    I dont thinks its the monthly medal so we should be right.


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    Go Ned. No seriously. I'm sick of being mooned every time I walk out of my office. Kick his ass Ned.


    "That former Solahart manager is so overbearing and intimidating"."

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    Quote Originally Posted by haysey View Post
    Go Ned. No seriously. I'm sick of being mooned every time I walk out of my office. Kick his ass Ned.
    So you also really want Cookie to make the finals!!!!!!!!!!!!

    My game is crapolla at the moment, added to that I wont be drinking makes for a miserable Saturday, Solargirl better bring his best humour personality!!!!!!!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ned Kelly View Post
    So you also really want Cookie to make the finals!!!!!!!!!!!!

    My game is crapolla at the moment, added to that I wont be drinking makes for a miserable Saturday, Solargirl better bring his best humour personality!!!!!!!!!!!
    Most who know me, would know that once I am on a golf course, there is no fooling around.
    I take golf very seriously, you only have to look at my scores.
    I mean you just have to have a look at Haysey's last addition in his photo gallery to know how I feel about playing golf with the boys.
    Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by solarman View Post
    I mean you just have to have a look at Haysey's last addition in his photo gallery to know how I feel about playing golf with the boys.
    I did see that yesterday, and had a little chuckle to myself.



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    Quote Originally Posted by henno View Post
    I did see that yesterday, and had a little chuckle to myself.
    Should have been there. Don't know what was worse:

    Tomo tongue kissing his new irons,
    or
    Courty dry humping Tomo's bag.

    No wonder I was in the back calling them "wankers". Lucky I am the only straight one amongst the whole lot of them.
    If I wasn't around I don't know what they would get up to.
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    Methinks Solarman is a little worried about this match. A rare appearance on the practice fairway this afternoon.

    There's a 20+ marker in this photo. Wonder who it is
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    Meh, he has it in the bag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Which bag that is I dont know, but he will have one!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by haysey View Post
    Methinks Solarman is a little worried about this match. A rare appearance on the practice fairway this afternoon.

    There's a 20+ marker in this photo. Wonder who it is
    I reckon the guy with the jeans on has the best looking shot. Tomo is walking away in defeat and Courty, what can I say, I thought he was going to fall over with that follow thru.
    Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.

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    Go Ned.
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    I will loose, but I think the next step is to have bets on Saturday as to how much by. I reckon 7 and 6 sounds fair odds.
    Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by solarman View Post
    I will loose, but I think the next step is to have bets on Saturday as to how much by. I reckon 7 and 6 sounds fair odds.
    Nah, you've got far too many shots for that to happen. I'll tip 3/2.
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    On shots alone, Solarman would be a winner by at least 5/4.

    Add to that eccentricity then well 10/8 is not improbable!!!!!!!!!


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