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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    Pair of wankers.

    The day was a day or two before our Pro Am. Time that I didn't have free to be "networking" with a bunch of drunks.
    Does that mean you won't be talking to us NQ guys at the champs ? Speaking of wankers how is AndyP ?
    Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by solarman View Post
    Does that mean you won't be talking to us NQ guys at the champs ? Speaking of wankers how is AndyP ?
    No point talking to you anyway. You speak a language that nobody understands.
    Forum needs more banter.

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    Getting home from work on a Friday afternoon to have a nice big box from Rockbottom golf sitting on my bed Not bad really i ordered and payed on Monday around 5pm and they rocked up today at 11:30. Bloody quick.

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    They do things differently up in Queensland.

    A NSW postie would just leave it beside the front door.
    You don't get me. I'm part of the Union.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaybam View Post
    Getting home from work on a Friday afternoon to have a nice big box sitting on my bed
    Agree 100%.




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    Picking up $80 in a comp that probably only had 40 or 50 players in it
    Cheers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hux View Post
    Picking up $80 in a comp that probably only had 40 or 50 players in it


    Quote Originally Posted by perci View Post
    What a comp out of a huge field of 16 we have-

    Hux winner $80
    Daves runner up $40
    Perci 3rd $20
    Pete ball rundown $3

    Not a bad day afterall for some!
    If Oxy held on to his lead in the DF event on the south course it would be an Ozgolf walk over!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daves View Post




    If Oxy held on to his lead in the DF event on the south course it would be an Ozgolf walk over!

    Jeez even better a field of only 16 and we cleaned up
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    Quote Originally Posted by razaar View Post
    The decision of the behind the scene powerbrokers of the ALP in sacrificing Julia Gillard's political career for what?
    This.

    It's not that I care that much about politics, but this is a car crash that you don't just rubber neck at, you pull over on the other side of the road and have a good gawk.

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    My sister is on teaching prac at a Catholic primary school.

    She is teaching Year 3's. Today was dress as a character from a book day, most of the kids came as something from TV. It should probably be pop culture day.

    Anyway one year 3 rocked up as the spitting image of Hitler. This raises some serious questions about his parents IMO. Moustache and everything.

    There was then the obligatory parade of the kids in the uniform across the stage in the hall.

    Naturally when it is this kids turn he gets up and gives the crowd the Nazi salute. Lovely.

    As happens on these days a group is picked for the crowd to cheer for to decide a winner. By the Headmaster no less. No prizes for guessing one of those picked.

    So a few kids go first to mild applause. Hitler strolls out.

    No shit the kids start going "HITLER HITLER HITLER" the whole hall in unison. He apparently even raised both arms out to silence the crowd and be declared the winner.
    Look for the next Australian dictator to rise from the suburbs of Perth.

    No-one but my sister thought anything was remotely off about this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    My sister is on teaching prac at a Catholic primary school.

    She is teaching Year 3's. Today was dress as a character from a book day, most of the kids came as something from TV. It should probably be pop culture day.

    Anyway one year 3 rocked up as the spitting image of Hitler. This raises some serious questions about his parents IMO. Moustache and everything.

    There was then the obligatory parade of the kids in the uniform across the stage in the hall.

    Naturally when it is this kids turn he gets up and gives the crowd the Nazi salute. Lovely.

    As happens on these days a group is picked for the crowd to cheer for to decide a winner. By the Headmaster no less. No prizes for guessing one of those picked.

    So a few kids go first to mild applause. Hitler strolls out.

    No shit the kids start going "HITLER HITLER HITLER" the whole hall in unison. He apparently even raised both arms out to silence the crowd and be declared the winner.
    Look for the next Australian dictator to rise from the suburbs of Perth.

    No-one but my sister thought anything was remotely off about this.
    Did you fall asleep watching YouTube and dream this?

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    No this happened.

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    Yoss that is piss funny but I'll bet some mong puts in a complaint.

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    I laughed when she told me, it is slightly disturbing though.

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    Not the kid of an OZgolfer is he (or related) ?

    a few Nazis in here..........................apparently.......... .....accordong to some.....................


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    Prince Harry is still in year 3 ?
    You don't get me. I'm part of the Union.

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    Big Bang Theory back on Veetle!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    I laughed when she told me, it is slightly disturbing though.
    Yoss, more of that yarpie influence on the psyche of the west, guess which side they backed in the big one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PerryGroves View Post
    Yoss, more of that yarpie influence on the psyche of the west, guess which side they backed in the big one.
    Um if you mean WWII then the allies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    My sister is on teaching prac at a Catholic primary school.

    She is teaching Year 3's. Today was dress as a character from a book day, most of the kids came as something from TV. It should probably be pop culture day.

    Anyway one year 3 rocked up as the spitting image of Hitler. This raises some serious questions about his parents IMO. Moustache and everything.

    There was then the obligatory parade of the kids in the uniform across the stage in the hall.

    Naturally when it is this kids turn he gets up and gives the crowd the Nazi salute. Lovely.

    As happens on these days a group is picked for the crowd to cheer for to decide a winner. By the Headmaster no less. No prizes for guessing one of those picked.

    So a few kids go first to mild applause. Hitler strolls out.

    No shit the kids start going "HITLER HITLER HITLER" the whole hall in unison. He apparently even raised both arms out to silence the crowd and be declared the winner.
    Look for the next Australian dictator to rise from the suburbs of Perth.

    No-one but my sister thought anything was remotely off about this.
    My daughters book parade is on Thursday, I suggest Eva Braun to my wife.
    Quote Originally Posted by NK View Post
    Not the kid of an OZgolfer is he (or related) ?

    a few Nazis in here..........................apparently.......... .....accordong to some.....................
    Your such a poor victim.

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    Quote Originally Posted by just View Post
    My daughters book parade is on Thursday, I suggest Eva Braun to my wife.
    Book parade! That was the term I was after. I guess it isn't really an issue, if a kid came as Caligula I'd be impressed by his historical knowledge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PerryGroves View Post
    Yoss, more of that yarpie influence on the psyche of the west, guess which side they backed in the big one.
    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    Um if you mean WWII then the allies.
    Apparently, I should return my Grandfathers Allied medals and ask for Iron Cross's instead.

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    With Oak Leaves?

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    Quote Originally Posted by just View Post
    Your such a poor victim.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    With Oak Leaves?
    He used to raise racing pigeons, they would have crapped on the oak leaves.


 

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