Things you like.

[ParMaster]

Facebook.

And Omegle.com.

[sms316]

Facebook.

My favourite group atm. I reckon have had at least 80% of these conversations.

http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/...1798537&ref=mf

This type of call is one of my personal favorites;

Me: Riverside Golf Shop Josh speaking...
Punter: Hello, have you got the phone number for Spring Valley golf course
Me: Ah no...

Hanging silence

Punter: Oh, how would I get it?
Me: Have you tried calling directory assistance or looking on the internet?
Punter: ahhh no... have you got the phone number for directory assistanc...e?

How has this bloke not been hit by a bus yet?

GOD!

[sms316]

And another;

punter - can i get a hit in the comp around 8?
me - yeah, i have a spot at 8 exactly
punter - great , put me down
punter - oh, who's that with
me - smith, jones and spanner
punter - umm, i don't know them. what else you got around then??
me - I have 8.08
punter - perfect, is that off the 1st?
me - no, thats the 10th
punter - no..., i hate starting on the 10th, what about later??
me - 8.48 off the first
punter - nah, too late. anything really early?
me - 6.08 off the first
punter - in the morning???
me - no you ****wit, at night!!!

[sms316]

They keep on coming;

Punter on Phone: Hi i was wondering if i could get a game of golf today.
Me: Yes what time would you like to play?
Punter: What Time do you have available?
Me: 7:14, 7:22, 7:36, 8:22.
Punter: No something a bit later
Me: 12:34, 1:06
Punter: No something mid morning.
Me: (Getting pissed off by this stage) How about you tell me... your preferred time and i'll let u know my closest available.
Punter: about 10:30
Me: Hows 10:38?
Punter: Nah thats a bit late whats the one before that
Me: Ive got one at 10:14 (Shakes head in disbelief)
Punter: Thanks book it under Jason.

[Hawkers2008]

really fruity and tarty gelato

[Webster]

bouncy puppies at the park.

[Fishman Dan]

bouncy puppies at the park.

You had me at bouncy.

[Bruce]

Where from? There is an awesome one in Collins St.

[haysey]

My favourite group atm. I reckon have had at least 80% of these conversations.

http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/group.php?gid=55141798537&ref=mf

This type of call is one of my personal favorites;

Interestingly, one of our assistant pros has a number of posts in this

[Courty]

Interestingly, one of our assistant pros has a number of posts in this

Is there a line about a guy who won't get any better?

[haysey]

Is there a line about a guy who won't get any better?

No. But I know who he's talking about

[Courty]

No. But I know who he's talking about

I just read his posts, there's no way he said any of that shit.

[haysey]

I just read his posts, there's no way he said any of that shit.

No chance. But I'm tempted to stir the pot a bit

[zacdullard]

http://www.oddcast.com/home/demos/tt...le.php?sitepal

Many fun times can be had.

[markTHEblake]

Interestingly, one of our assistant pros has a number of posts in this

i had a read through the first page, gee some of them were very shallow. I get the impression that blokes on the minimum wage should get themselves a better attitude otherwise the next job might not be so glamourous!

[sms316]

Way down the list a former colleague tells a story about wiping his arse on a meat pie.

[henno]

If he's from Yowani I'd be worried if I were you.

[sms316]

We was a trainee at Woodlands at the time.

[sms316]

Taking a booking a minute ago which had to be a gee-up.

Mr S. Hanks from Woodlands.

[Eag's]

Maybe henno made the booking

[Bruce]

A sparky who turns up on time, works quickly and efficiently and cleans up after himself.

His fridge magnet will stay in a prominent position.

[henno]

A sparky who turns up on time, works quickly and efficiently and cleans up after himself.

Was he sitting next to a unicorn, a yowie and the rest of the earth's mythical beings?

[Eag's]

Getting the Oakley's I have been chasing delivered to my door for $150 cheaper than I would pay here in Oz
Cheers for that link Courty

[AndyP]

How much would that make them then?

[haysey]

A sparky who turns up on time, works quickly and efficiently and cleans up after himself.

His fridge magnet will stay in a prominent position.

He should have his licence revoked. Service like that creates unrealistic expectations for the rest of you.