Typical southerner, has no clue when it comes to life in queensland, putting their health at risk trying to imitate real men without considering the safety issues.
a lob wedge is a no no, very likely you are going to drop him down the collar in the back of your shirt on the follow through.
Here is wisdom, never shorter than a 5 iron, and always abbreviate the follow through.
(note that wisdom comes from making a mistake and learning from it)