What you don't like boobs?
spasticrap
Sim 2 Max / PRGR
3W 7W 4H - Sim 2 Max
Miura 57 CBs - ADDI
Odessey #7
Oh yeah I do.
I'm a tits and arse man.
I'm back.
Glad to say they are smaller than yours big boy.
I'm back.
Haha, love that ad.
spasticrap
Sim 2 Max / PRGR
3W 7W 4H - Sim 2 Max
Miura 57 CBs - ADDI
Odessey #7
Had reason to head down to Brisbane this morning with the offspring and needed to stop off at Westfield Chermside to get her some shoes.
After purchasing said shoes we had lunch in the food court and it was a truly interesting experience to witness the social misfits which are let loose around the place. I cannot decide which of the following three tables in the near vicinity was the most amusing to me. I only wish that one day somebody does a one hour documentary on the life of Westfield Chermside.
Firstly, there was the “nom nom nom” table. A group of four fatties who were going there hardest to destroy about a cubic yard of Kentucky Fried Chicken. I would put a conservative estimate of about 700kg between them. One in particular was so huge that it appeared that her face was too small for her head. For some reason I found this particularly amusing.
Secondly, there was a table of four aboriginal lads who would have been about 18 years old each. Nothing particularly amusing about this at first, but the four of them decided to stick it to the establishment and express their individuality by wearing exactly the same thing. That was amusing to me in itself, but the fact that they weren’t wearing a shirt or footwear was pretty funny. The fact that all they wore was tight black denim jeans and a white belt had me giggling like a school girl.
Thirdly, there were two young gay guys who had shaved the sides of their heads and coloured the top so that they looked like roosters.
But that just made me think of Yossarian.
Forum needs more banter.
bloody hell.. describing that first table was some of the funniest sh#t ive ever read.
It was really just the mirror they put in to make the food court look larger ...
spasticrap
Sim 2 Max / PRGR
3W 7W 4H - Sim 2 Max
Miura 57 CBs - ADDI
Odessey #7
I hope you called the young blokes wankers for wearing white belts sms.
Still not playing enough GolfLink | Slightly less terrible stats brought to you by Golfshot - F: 57%, GIR: 23%, UD: 14%, P: 34. Wow, improvement! | Nickent brand ho or tightarse? You be the judge!
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I hate having to go to Jermside on the Circle. I am sure those fatties got on once and all sat on the same damn
side of the bus.... **** me I thought it was gonna topple.
I'm back.
the funny thing is, the other tables were looking at the other 3 and also giggling...
Moe Norman
Ping G30 9* | Wilson Staff Tour F5 15* | Ping G20 20** | Ping i3 Blades 3-PW | Ping Tour 54.12 & 60.08| Yes! Marilyn
"I had played so poorly recently, I started thinking that maybe I should do something else. Then I saw my friends going to work every day and realised that my life wasn't so bad." -Steve Pate
Nice Moe, you took the words out of my mouth
The next step in the progression is Morayfield.
WITB -
Driver - Nessie 9o
Woods - Turbo Power III+ 3 & 5 wood
Irons - Oxygen - Type S 3HL, 4HL, 5-PW
Wedges - xds 56 & 60 degree
Putter - Tomahawk Sniper
H'cap - 12.7 on 1/1/08, 12.8 on 1/1/09, 13.7 on 1/1/10
http://www.golflink.com.au/HandicapH..._no=4130402024
"I played golf. I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That was way more satisfying." Mitch Hedberg
The first thing you'd notice there is the 28yr old Grandmothers.
Self Appointed Matchplay Nazi. Elite Endurance Athlete. Proud Blue Arseclown. Vocal Minority.
In the bag ...
Driver - Ping I15 9.5 Stiff Shaft.
3W - RBZ
Hybrids - Titleist 913 17 and 22 deg.
Irons - Ping I5's
Wedges - Titleist Oilcan
Putter - Rife Deep Blue
http://www.golflink.com.au/handicap-history/?golflink_No=4010200385
http://www.gamegolf.com/player/Marto65
Having a $5k debt paid out on a failed employee share scheme by the new owners of the company.
Took out two employee plan interest free loans and bought shares at $4 and $6 respectively only to see the shares crash thanks to the extremely dodgy operations of the board being exposed in the media.
Original company was then bought out at $1.50 per share so all current employees were left with huge debts to pay, and the new company wasn't made aware of the issue until the last minute.
Nice to see some integrity there Dazza.
spasticrap
Sim 2 Max / PRGR
3W 7W 4H - Sim 2 Max
Miura 57 CBs - ADDI
Odessey #7
Ice cold Crownies and all 4 Lethal Weapon movies. Great way to spend a Saturday night.
"That former Solahart manager is so overbearing and intimidating"."
5 bucks says Haysey says "I'm getting too old for this shit" at least once tonight!
Still not playing enough GolfLink | Slightly less terrible stats brought to you by Golfshot - F: 57%, GIR: 23%, UD: 14%, P: 34. Wow, improvement! | Nickent brand ho or tightarse? You be the judge!
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Haysey is too old for this shit.
Chainsaws!
I hope you're not responsible for the missing trees on #8.
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