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    Quote Originally Posted by ParMaster View Post
    Going home and forgetting to hand your bloody card in..
    That is not a piss off thing but just plain Dumb!!!! Wasn't it Champs or something?
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    No grunt.

    Just a normal stroke round. Didn't make a difference except a ball. hehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    People who don't realise that clubs need to be thrown once in a while to optimise performance.
    I agree. If it wasn't meant to be thrown, then why does it have ****ing handle on it???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishman Dan View Post
    Babies who used to love taking Panadol/Neurofen and now don't.
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    Part One:

    Basketball
    Chewing gum
    Andrew O’Keefe
    V8 Supercars
    Kath and Kim
    Rove
    Merrick and Rosso
    Ties
    Suits
    Warne
    Anyone called Waugh
    Loudmouths
    Rap
    Hip Hop
    Newsreaders
    Qld ALP
    Qld Opposition
    Anyone called Ponting
    NRL interchange system
    Two and a half Men
    Post Boosters
    Letterman
    Foxtel
    Magda
    Anyone on Commercial FM Radio
    Dave Hughes
    Smartarse kids
    Truants
    Midstrength beer
    The smell of coffee
    Anyone who sells real estate
    Gen Y
    Pollies Perks
    Un –funny self proclaimed comedians [eg Josh Thomas]
    Any TV show involving Dancing or Celebrities
    Junk Mail
    Local Papers
    Cancer
    Old bags masquerading as talent [eg Pink]
    Tex Perkins
    Protocol
    Anyone called Keanu, River, or Swayze
    Small fast food chain burgers
    Neighbours that blast out the stereo or home cinema
    Working 5 day weeks
    Gutless Law Makers
    Drivers with fog lights or high beams on
    Any type of cult
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    Ipod’s
    Blu Ray and whatever is next
    Dole bludgers
    Tim Tams
    Anyone on Spicks and Specks
    Tennis
    Pat Rafter
    The way Billy Mayfair putts
    Greg Norman’s final round US Open 1995
    Poor spelling and grammar
    Pets of any kind
    Tofu
    Porridge
    Anything about the Olympics
    Anyone who thinks swimming is an exciting sport
    Crap Tradies

    More to follow if I get around to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by damoocow View Post
    Part One:

    Basketball
    Chewing gum
    Andrew O’Keefe
    V8 Supercars
    Kath and Kim
    Rove
    Merrick and Rosso
    Ties
    Suits
    Warne
    Anyone called Waugh
    Loudmouths
    Rap
    Hip Hop
    Newsreaders
    Qld ALP
    Qld Opposition
    Anyone called Ponting
    NRL interchange system
    Two and a half Men
    Post Boosters
    Letterman
    Foxtel
    Magda
    Anyone on Commercial FM Radio
    Dave Hughes
    Smartarse kids
    Truants
    Midstrength beer
    The smell of coffee
    Anyone who sells real estate
    Gen Y
    Pollies Perks
    Un –funny self proclaimed comedians [eg Josh Thomas]
    Any TV show involving Dancing or Celebrities
    Junk Mail
    Local Papers
    Cancer
    Old bags masquerading as talent [eg Pink]
    Tex Perkins
    Protocol
    Anyone called Keanu, River, or Swayze
    Small fast food chain burgers
    Neighbours that blast out the stereo or home cinema
    Working 5 day weeks
    Gutless Law Makers
    Drivers with fog lights or high beams on
    Any type of cult
    Not enough checkouts open
    Ipod’s
    Blu Ray and whatever is next
    Dole bludgers
    Tim Tams
    Anyone on Spicks and Specks
    Tennis
    Pat Rafter
    The way Billy Mayfair putts
    Greg Norman’s final round US Open 1995
    Poor spelling and grammar
    Pets of any kind
    Tofu
    Porridge
    Anything about the Olympics
    Anyone who thinks swimming is an exciting sport
    Crap Tradies

    More to follow if I get around to it.
    You poor man. Have to agree with a few, but wow.
    Naturally grippy

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    I like that he lists midstrength beer but is wearing a carton of it on his head.

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    In order damoocow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    I like that he lists midstrength beer but is wearing a carton of it on his head.
    Looks like XXXX Bitter rather than Gold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MegaWatty View Post
    Looks like XXXX Bitter rather than Gold.

    There is more than one type of that shit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    There is more than one type of that shit?
    Gold's the 'good' one! Imagine what Bitter is like!

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    XXXX pisses me off.

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    Rates right up there with VB the old XXXX....urine in a can!
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    Aussie beer pisses me off (except matso's and Squires)
    Naturally grippy

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    Zach Johnson
    Aaron Baddeley
    Brett Ogle
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    Phil Mickelson
    Vijay Singh
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    Forum needs more banter.

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    I was wondering when Damo would find this thread.

    Is Josh Thomas a comedian? I thought he was a dickhead, like Kyle San-di-lands but not as overtly offensive.





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    Quote Originally Posted by PeteyD View Post
    Is Josh Thomas a comedian? I thought he was a dickhead, like Kyle San-di-lands but not as overtly offensive.
    I just thought he was the token knob on that Generation show.
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    Quote Originally Posted by damoocow View Post
    Part One:

    Basketball
    Chewing gum
    Andrew O’Keefe
    V8 Supercars
    Kath and Kim
    Rove
    Merrick and Rosso
    Ties
    Suits
    Warne
    Anyone called Waugh
    Loudmouths
    Rap
    Hip Hop
    Newsreaders
    Qld ALP
    Qld Opposition
    Anyone called Ponting
    NRL interchange system
    Two and a half Men
    Post Boosters
    Letterman
    Foxtel
    Magda
    Anyone on Commercial FM Radio
    Dave Hughes
    Smartarse kids
    Truants
    Midstrength beer
    The smell of coffee
    Anyone who sells real estate
    Gen Y
    Pollies Perks
    Un –funny self proclaimed comedians [eg Josh Thomas]
    Any TV show involving Dancing or Celebrities
    Junk Mail
    Local Papers
    Cancer
    Old bags masquerading as talent [eg Pink]
    Tex Perkins
    Protocol
    Anyone called Keanu, River, or Swayze
    Small fast food chain burgers
    Neighbours that blast out the stereo or home cinema
    Working 5 day weeks
    Gutless Law Makers
    Drivers with fog lights or high beams on
    Any type of cult
    Not enough checkouts open
    Ipod’s
    Blu Ray and whatever is next
    Dole bludgers
    Tim Tams
    Anyone on Spicks and Specks
    Tennis
    Pat Rafter
    The way Billy Mayfair putts
    Greg Norman’s final round US Open 1995
    Poor spelling and grammar
    Pets of any kind
    Tofu
    Porridge
    Anything about the Olympics
    Anyone who thinks swimming is an exciting sport
    Crap Tradies

    More to follow if I get around to it.
    And only part one! I know a couple of shrinks who would love to talk to you.

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    Bile.

    Damo - my hat is off to you. This thread needs to be renamed in your honour.
    Lucy Harris smart smart smart, Martin Harris dumb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by damoocow View Post
    Part One:

    Basketball
    Chewing gum
    Andrew O’Keefe
    V8 Supercars
    Kath and Kim
    Rove
    Merrick and Rosso
    Ties
    Suits
    Warne
    Anyone called Waugh
    Loudmouths
    Rap
    Hip Hop
    Newsreaders
    Qld ALP
    Qld Opposition
    Anyone called Ponting
    NRL interchange system
    Two and a half Men
    Post Boosters
    Letterman
    Foxtel
    Magda
    Anyone on Commercial FM Radio
    Dave Hughes
    Smartarse kids
    Truants
    Midstrength beer
    The smell of coffee
    Anyone who sells real estate
    Gen Y
    Pollies Perks
    Un –funny self proclaimed comedians [eg Josh Thomas]
    Any TV show involving Dancing or Celebrities
    Junk Mail
    Local Papers
    Cancer
    Old bags masquerading as talent [eg Pink]
    Tex Perkins
    Protocol
    Anyone called Keanu, River, or Swayze
    Small fast food chain burgers
    Neighbours that blast out the stereo or home cinema
    Working 5 day weeks
    Gutless Law Makers
    Drivers with fog lights or high beams on
    Any type of cult
    Not enough checkouts open
    Ipod’s
    Blu Ray and whatever is next
    Dole bludgers
    Tim Tams
    Anyone on Spicks and Specks
    Tennis
    Pat Rafter
    The way Billy Mayfair putts
    Greg Norman’s final round US Open 1995
    Poor spelling and grammar
    Pets of any kind
    Tofu
    Porridge
    Anything about the Olympics
    Anyone who thinks swimming is an exciting sport
    Crap Tradies

    More to follow if I get around to it.
    Damo, should I maybe be a little nervous that I am sharing a room with you at the champs. Don't want to end up on the list

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    Quote Originally Posted by damoocow View Post
    Part One:

    Basketball
    Chewing gum
    Andrew O’Keefe
    V8 Supercars
    Kath and Kim
    Rove
    Merrick and Rosso
    Ties
    Suits
    Warne
    Anyone called Waugh
    Loudmouths
    Rap
    Hip Hop
    Newsreaders
    Qld ALP
    Qld Opposition
    Anyone called Ponting
    NRL interchange system
    Two and a half Men
    Post Boosters
    Letterman
    Foxtel
    Magda
    Anyone on Commercial FM Radio
    Dave Hughes
    Smartarse kids
    Truants
    Midstrength beer
    The smell of coffee
    Anyone who sells real estate
    Gen Y
    Pollies Perks
    Un –funny self proclaimed comedians [eg Josh Thomas]
    Any TV show involving Dancing or Celebrities
    Junk Mail
    Local Papers
    Cancer
    Old bags masquerading as talent [eg Pink]
    Tex Perkins
    Protocol
    Anyone called Keanu, River, or Swayze
    Small fast food chain burgers
    Neighbours that blast out the stereo or home cinema
    Working 5 day weeks
    Gutless Law Makers
    Drivers with fog lights or high beams on
    Any type of cult
    Not enough checkouts open
    Ipod’s
    Blu Ray and whatever is next
    Dole bludgers
    Tim Tams
    Anyone on Spicks and Specks
    Tennis
    Pat Rafter
    The way Billy Mayfair putts
    Greg Norman’s final round US Open 1995
    Poor spelling and grammar
    Pets of any kind
    Tofu
    Porridge
    Anything about the Olympics
    Anyone who thinks swimming is an exciting sport
    Crap Tradies

    More to follow if I get around to it.
    Someone should put this to that "I've been everywhere, man" song and rename it "These piss Damo off, man"

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    cranky schoolteachers.
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    As opposed to scanky school teachers.....had a few of those in the day but it did piss me off too cause you knew you wouldn't get some from them.
    WITB

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    Throwing away a perfectly good round

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    you are a very unhappy man victor.


 

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