A moral dilemma

[haysey]

Before I get started. HTF do you spell dilemma? I'd swear I was taught to spell it dilemna but firefox's spell check recommends dilemma. Weird

I told this story to Mike today and he suggested I post it here.


I have this friend, lets call him maysey. Maysey has a much younger brother, said brother is engaged to be married....to a stripper. Now this is ordinarily not a problem to maysey. What people choose to do for a living is entirely up to them, blah, blah, blah. You get the idea.

So, what's the problem?

This weekend maysey is going to a bucks party...at the future SIL's place of employment. And the assclowns that have organised this little soiree have specifically requested SIL be there.

Now maysey's a little torn by this. He probably should go to the bucks party but he's finding the thought of an undressed SIL a little disturbing. Naked chicks...good, naked SIL...bad. Might also make for interesting dinner convo next time maysey has them over.

So, what to do?

1/ Stay at home.
2/ Go along. Wait outside until the party moves on
3/ Go in. Go nuts. Grab a lappy. She's not really his SIL yet and therefore fair game.

[Dingo]

1/ Stay at home.
2/ Go along. Wait outside until the party moves on
3/ Go in. Go nuts. Grab a lappy. She's not really his SIL yet and therefore fair game.

2.5/ Go in. Admire the decorations. Try not to catch anything nasty.

[Moe Norman]

tell the assclowns not to be assclowns, or tell the SIL he will be there in advance so she isn't shocked/annoyed by his presence

[henno]

tell the assclowns not to be assclowns, or tell the SIL he will be there in advance so she isn't shocked/annoyed by his presence

I'm with Moe on this one.

[haysey]

tell the assclowns not to be assclowns, or tell the SIL he will be there in advance so she isn't shocked/annoyed by his presence

This would be maysey's choice.

[AndyP]

Maysey should organise an invitation for his brother too.

[mike]

Dilemna? Wtf?

I made the best suggestion today.
I'm prepared to swap places with this Maysey dude. I'll go to the bucks night and he can cook dinner at our joint. Have a word with him and get back to me.

[WBennett]

Tell Maysie not to get too hammered too early and don't get a private show with happy ending.

[haysey]

Maysey should organise an invitation for his brother too.

Maysey would find this even worse!

Dilemna? Wtf?

I know. Best I can say is I failed to finish high school.

I made the best suggestion today.
I'm prepared to swap places with this Maysey dude. I'll go to the bucks night and he can cook dinner at our joint. Have a word with him and get back to me.

This may be the only acceptable solution.

[markTHEblake]

If its not a problem for the groom to have all his mates leering at his brides bits, why worry. What you should be more worried about is which bloke they are going to strip and tie to a pole.

[Fishman Dan]

Does she have big tits?

[haysey]

If its not a problem for the groom to have all his mates leering at his brides bits, why worry. What you should be more worried about is which bloke they are going to strip and tie to a pole.

The buck is no relation to maysey or his brother.

Does she have big tits?

Yes.

[Sydney Hacker]

You need the wisdom of Newman to solve a dilemma like this...

[LarryLong]

Maysey should send his mate Molarman along instead.

I choose option 2 as a matter of course, so I'd definitely do that if I was in Mayesy's situation. Go and play pool at a pub and you'll thank me when you're sitting across from her at Christmas dinner in five years time.

[Webster]

I feel I should see some pictures of her before I give my opinion, preferably naked ones.

[mike]

Maysey should send his mate Molarman along instead.

That's damn funny.

[mike]

I made the best suggestion today.
I'm prepared to swap places with this Maysey dude. I'll go to the bucks night and he can cook dinner at our joint. Have a word with him and get back to me.

This may be the only acceptable solution.

Excellent. PM sent.

[Courty]

Ask yourself Maysey this: what would Solarman do?

[MegaWatty]

Has this guy Maysey found a cream to cure his itch yet?

[Tomson]

option 3

So I'm the bad man now hey.....

[virge666]

Maysey is missing thte point...

Kudos to his younger brother for nailing a stripper. Good pay and excellent prospects/friends.

Otherwise - I am with Moe.

[haysey]

Ask yourself Maysey this: what would Solarman do?

Molarman would be all over option 3 like his herpes rash.

Has this guy Maysey found a cream to cure his itch yet?

Herpes creams are expensive. Or so maysey has been told

option 3

So I'm the bad man now hey.....

Yes you are...a very bad man.

Maysey is missing thte point...

Kudos to his younger brother for nailing a stripper. Good pay and excellent prospects/friends.

Maysey has not missed this point at all. However maysey believes that said stripper is using maysey's brother to get to him. Maysey thinks this is a great idea.

[Fishman Dan]

Go and play pool at a pub and you'll thank me when you're sitting across from her at Christmas dinner in five years time.

You give it five years? Mind you, I wouldn't mind that Christmas family do... just make sure to take along a stack of Monopoly money.

Do you think she would help to stuff the turkey?

[MegaWatty]

Full Monty allowed in Cairns?

[Yossarian]

I like boobs.