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    Quote Originally Posted by talbo View Post
    Looks as though I'm going to have to be more assertive towards my fellow road users!
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    I like it.

    It saves me the effort of lifting the bonnet and filling the washer bottle.
    You don't get me. I'm part of the Union.

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    Problem is you get only a mist.... not enough so that when you put your wipers on it cleans the windscreen but rather makes a fu**ing smear job of it!! So I have to spray my window to then clean the smear!! Chances are when this happens my bottle is empty!

    But 2 can play this game.....

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    I hate to admit this, but many years ago we used to prepare for a road trip with a water cannon loaded with flat coca cola. When someone pissed you off on the road the passenger would spray coke over their windscreen as you went past, you then hit the dirt when you are a hundred metres in front of them. The dust sticks to the drying coke and is bloody hard to get off with your windscreen washer.
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    Think we need to split off a thread and call it "evil shit you did to your fellow road user"

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    Default Things that piss you off.

    Broke 5 week old iphone screen this week.
    Took it to repair shop (well, got wife to) - replaced screen but new screen not quite right, plays up a bit.
    I go back to repair shop next day, he confirms fault but is waiting on more screens, come back tomorrow.
    Wife goes back in next day (yesterday), screen gets replaced again. When I get home I turn it on and it's all fuzzy and unusable - no good.
    Skip post golf beers (since he's only open until 2) and go in again. Screen is not even working at all when I get there. Get screen replaced for a third time. I'm typing on it now and it seems ok. What a saga! Hope this is the end of it...

    And it's obviously not my week for glass, an 8 inch crack appeared in my windscreen this week, then on the way home from the phone repairer this arvo, score another big star crack. Thank goodness I paid for windscreen cover so hopefully insurance will sort it.
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    dirty bastards that leave lumps of shit in the washing machines, you cant be that incapacitated ****!!!!!!!!





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    Quote Originally Posted by oldracer View Post
    dirty bastards that leave lumps of shit in the washing machines, you cant be that incapacitated ****!!!!!!!!
    Really?

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    Quote Originally Posted by talbo View Post
    Really?
    unfortunately yep.....





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    Wtf is wrong with people!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldracer View Post
    dirty bastards that leave lumps of shit in the washing machines, you cant be that incapacitated ****!!!!!!!!
    Oh no thats a shitty job! Hope you get a extra game in this week to get over the ordeal!

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    Putting my car in for some maintenance repairs and getting it back with some major and dangerous faults. Supposedly after a test drive by the workshop owner! When I rang them to report the issues, no one was there at 4.15pm! Totally pissed now!

    Some much for Golf tomorrow now!

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    Bunkers
    Stroke comps
    Bunkers
    Bunkers in stroke comps
    Putting idiot marks on my new driver pretty much immediately
    4 putts

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    Quote Originally Posted by coalesce View Post
    Bunkers
    Stroke comps
    Bunkers
    Bunkers in stroke comps
    Putting idiot marks on my new driver pretty much immediately
    4 putts
    Didn't beak handicap?
    Hit Them Well or Hit Them Often

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    Quote Originally Posted by coalesce View Post
    Bunkers
    Stroke comps
    Bunkers
    Bunkers in stroke comps
    Putting idiot marks on my new driver pretty much immediately
    4 putts
    You probably shouldn't try to hit driver out of bunkers. Or putt with it.
    "There are 50 things to remember in the golf swing. Trouble is that I can only remember 49 of them" - Bob Hope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HatchmanSS76 View Post
    Didn't beak handicap?
    Hah no. I think the played to will be 36. I've started sandbagging for champs

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimandr View Post
    You probably shouldn't try to hit driver out of bunkers. Or putt with it.
    So that's what I was doing wrong! I'm about to book some time with the pro. I don't remember ever being this bad out of bunkers ever

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    Quote Originally Posted by coalesce View Post
    So that's what I was doing wrong! I'm about to book some time with the pro. I don't remember ever being this bad out of bunkers ever
    feel ya pain Brotha!!!!!!!!!





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    Quote Originally Posted by Coldtopper View Post
    Oh no thats a shitty job! Hope you get a extra game in this week to get over the ordeal!
    thanks mate but no such luck, took me 3 days to keep a feed down





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    Quote Originally Posted by oldracer View Post
    thanks mate but no such luck, took me 3 days to keep a feed down
    good time to post up in Fat Bastards thread





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    Chip shot out of really heavy rough about 5' off the green, ball shoots straight in the air comes down on the club head that is still in the air and bounces behind me, still in thick rough.
    Golf is an ineffectual attempt to get an uncontrollable sphere into an inaccessible hole with instruments ill adapted to the purpose

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    Well, finally left New Brighton GC, due to them turning it into a par 62, with no discount to membership. At present 4 or 5 holes have construction in the fareways. The 1st and 2nd have already been shortened. The 16th has pipes of dirt up the leanth of it. And now they want the money for the remaining 9 months of the year.
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    and stuff in the pocketsT7M3 S

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve View Post
    Well, finally left New Brighton GC, due to them turning it into a par 62, with no discount to membership. At present 4 or 5 holes have construction in the fareways. The 1st and 2nd have already been shortened. The 16th has pipes of dirt up the leanth of it. And now they want the money for the remaining 9 months of the year.
    They are a shambles!!!

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    I have stated that they are not supplying what I paid for
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    and stuff in the pocketsT7M3 S

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve View Post
    I have stated that they are not supplying what I paid for
    I think u would have a good case.


 

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