Things that piss you off.

**henno** · 18th February 2011 05:12 PM

I'm thinking leave it in the sun until it's melted some more, then blast with a high-pressure hot water hose, diluting it as much as possible, then simply pour out the brown-coloured water. Repeat if necessary, which you can almost be certain that it will be.

**Marto65** · 18th February 2011 05:36 PM

Go for the high pressure hose option ... sounds like great fun...

**Dave** · 18th February 2011 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by golfer69

Playing golf today and every now and then picking out a club with brown shit on the butt of the club. It wasn't on every club but the ones it was on always seemed to brush against my lovely grey shorts and leave a nice brown smudge mark.
I was really starting to worry about what this stuff was until I had a flashback to last Friday when I played with henno.
After paying the green fees and buying a mars bar for brekkie I leant the mars bar across the clubs as I had to dash back top the car. I plum forgot about the marzy and it must have slipped down into the bag and proceeded to melt away nicely during the day and the past week in the back of the car.

Any advice on cleaning the stuff up from the base of the golf bag ?

fat kid with a long tounge

**Jarro** · 18th February 2011 06:47 PM

Having to spray for ****ing lawn grubs !!

Just when i had the lawn looking like a million bucks

**haysey** · 18th February 2011 07:04 PM

Originally Posted by Tomson

Council Workers and RDO's. Not happy Jan.

Me neither. Lazy bugger!

**Courty** · 18th February 2011 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by Tomson

Council Workers and RDO's. Not happy Jan.

Originally Posted by haysey

Me neither. Lazy bugger!

Originally Posted by golfer69

Any advice on cleaning the stuff up from the base of the golf bag ?

Buy a new bag.

**Iain** · 18th February 2011 07:32 PM

Originally Posted by jarro

Inept management in the workplace

I think we just got your old manager in Traincrew....

**Jarro** · 18th February 2011 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by Iain

I think we just got your old manager in Traincrew....

Lucky you

**markTHEblake** · 18th February 2011 09:26 PM

How long does it take for a mouse to decompose fully?

**mike** · 18th February 2011 09:35 PM

Oh dear.

We had a rat die in the wall cavity of a house we rented about 20 years ago. The stench lasted about 10 days. I was ready to start pulling weatherboards off the side of the house to get at it. From memory I think we went on holidays to get away from it.

**Johnny Canuck** · 18th February 2011 09:39 PM

Alcohol at Etihad Stadium.

I'll have a heavy thanks.
- sold out

Ok, I'll take a bottle of Pure Blonde.
- we just ran out of that

Ok the , I'll take a Bundy, but can you throw some ice in the glass?
- we've run out of ice.

Surely, running a drinks counter can't be that difficult.

Warm bundy it is.

**Courty** · 18th February 2011 10:22 PM

Originally Posted by markTHEblake

How long does it take for a mouse to decompose fully?

Depends what it's made of...

**Cosmopolite** · 18th February 2011 10:49 PM

Originally Posted by Dave

not working in a call centre then?

hell no

**PerryGroves** · 18th February 2011 11:01 PM

Originally Posted by Johnny Canuck

Alcohol at Etihad Stadium.

I'll have a heavy thanks.
- sold out

Ok, I'll take a bottle of Pure Blonde.
- we just ran out of that

Ok the , I'll take a Bundy, but can you throw some ice in the glass?
- we've run out of ice.

Surely, running a drinks counter can't be that difficult.

Warm bundy it is.

But what about the shopping and the coffee in our most liveable city

**AndyP** · 19th February 2011 06:49 AM

It's football in February. I'm sure they only expected 20 or so people to turn up.

**timah!** · 20th February 2011 04:07 PM

'Vintage' cars.
Yes, they look pretty, and i'm sure they are your pride and joy. It's just that everyone else does not wish to enjoy your F**KING Sunday drive with you!

**Ned** · 20th February 2011 05:06 PM

Originally Posted by timah!

'Vintage' cars.
Yes, they look pretty, and i'm sure they are your pride and joy. It's just that everyone else does not wish to enjoy your F**KING Sunday drive with you!

Late for golf were you ?

**markTHEblake** · 20th February 2011 06:05 PM

doing some late sunday arvo cleanups and racing to the dump which is open until 4:50, arriving at 4:43 and find that the arsehole has locked the entrance gate, and is standing by the exit obviously waiting for the last car to get out, and he looks the other way as i turn around and drive past.

Letter to the council now now - if the garbage chump does not like earning his double time until 5pm then he can bloody well get a less complicated job.

**timah!** · 20th February 2011 06:06 PM

Originally Posted by NK

Late for golf were you ?

No, on the way home.

**Daves** · 20th February 2011 07:35 PM

What is the story with clowns that do the slow right down quickly when traffic stops way in front, and then do the slow roll up to the car in front of you some 150metres away?? Was it on ACA or something?. It certainly doesn't save fuel or reduce wear and tear. F'n stupid pricks, look in your rear view mirror at all the people who have just had to slam on their brakes because of your idiocy!

**sms316** · 20th February 2011 08:26 PM

Over-moderating.

**Tongueboy** · 20th February 2011 08:27 PM

whoa quick aye

**AndyP** · 20th February 2011 08:38 PM

Find another forum then.

**sms316** · 20th February 2011 08:40 PM

Just for clarification, was it the complaining about morning sickness which tipped it over the line?

**Jarro** · 20th February 2011 08:42 PM

I think you know what tipped it over the line

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