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    Quote Originally Posted by Dotty View Post
    MrBluu has a permanent fix for that, involving peanut oil and oyster sauce.
    Garlic and a little ginger as well!!!

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    If they still have them by the time you visit you're welcome to them!

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    Insomnia. I'm sick of only getting a few hours sleep a day at best.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 990B Luva View Post
    Insomnia. I'm sick of only getting a few hours sleep a day at best.
    Shouldn't that be "Insomnia. I'm tired of only getting a few hours sleep a day at best."
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    Quote Originally Posted by HatchmanSS76 View Post
    Shouldn't that be "Insomnia. I'm tired of only getting a few hours sleep a day at best."
    I think it's a bit insensitive to be making jokes about an illness. Wake up to yourself Hatchman

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3puttpete View Post
    I think it's a bit insensitive to be making jokes about an illness. Wake up to yourself Hatchman
    You're dreaming if you think anyone would take any notice of that

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3puttpete View Post
    I think it's a bit insensitive to be making jokes about an illness. Wake up to yourself Hatchman
    especially if he is telling someone to wake up to himself

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    Give it a rest fellas.
    The secret of golf it to turn three shots in two. - Bobby Jones

    A tale of golfing mediocrity



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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce View Post
    Give it a rest fellas.
    +1 it's getting tiresome...

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    I'm getting very weary of these BLUU jokes





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    Yawn





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    Public transport costs.

    I found myself at a bus stop and no transport card in my wallet. Off to the newsagency I go to get a new one.

    10 bucks for one with no credit. Then it cost over 4 bucks to go about one or two kilometres down the road.

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    Shoulda paid the $6 on the bus

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3puttpete View Post
    Shoulda paid the $6 on the bus
    I now realise that it is only the city gliders that don't accept cash.

    I must have just got on this next bus within the hour to make sure it is continuation travel. It was a close call. This should be a free trip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AndyP View Post
    I now realise that it is only the city gliders that don't accept cash.

    I must have just got on this next bus within the hour to make sure it is continuation travel. It was a close call. This should be a free trip.
    P before the number won't take cash either I don't think

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    More cash blown. I've lost the card that I just put 20 dollars credit on. I'm ****ing hopeless.

    Another $8 for this bus to get home.

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    F***tards that spray their windscreen with water on fast stretches of road! All the f***ing water ends up on my windscreen!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by talbo View Post
    F***tards that spray their windscreen with water on fast stretches of road! All the f***ing water ends up on my windscreen!!!!
    I giggle whenever I do this. Bonus points if you car get two cars behind you to put their wipers on.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Canuck View Post
    I giggle whenever I do this. Bonus points if you car get two cars behind you to put their wipers on.
    you evil bastard. Try to get poor motorbike riders as well?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wardy101 View Post
    you evil bastard. Try to get poor motorbike riders as well?
    That would just be mean! And dangerous.




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    If you adjust the nozzles you can get the cyclists as you drive past. Extra points if fill the water resorvoir with stinky piss
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    Quote Originally Posted by markTHEblake View Post
    If you adjust the nozzles you can get the cyclists as you drive past. Extra points if fill the water resorvoir with stinky piss
    Hahahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by markTHEblake View Post
    If you adjust the nozzles you can get the cyclists as you drive past. Extra points if fill the water resorvoir with stinky piss
    I may or may not have been involved in something like this in my younger years. Except for the stinky piss part. Chatswood was always good for plenty of people walking along the footpath, or waiting to cross the road at busy intersections.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Canuck View Post
    I giggle whenever I do this. Bonus points if you car get two cars behind you to put their wipers on.
    +1

    Quote Originally Posted by G.K View Post
    I may or may not have been involved in something like this in my younger years. Except for the stinky piss part. Chatswood was always good for plenty of people walking along the footpath, or waiting to cross the road at busy intersections.
    I always wanted to do this when I was at uni, but I didn't trust myself to turn the squirters sideways without breaking them. I'm mechanically inept.
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    Looks as though I'm going to have to be more assertive towards my fellow road users!


 

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