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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt View Post
    You're 15 you should be out chasing chicks not chatting online with middle aged men.
    Quote Originally Posted by markTHEblake View Post
    14 yo daughter who thinks she owns the world
    Calling ParMaster!




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    hahah

    Hint taken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by henno View Post
    - there/they're/their
    - your/you're
    - specific/pacific
    - then/than
    - were/we're/where
    - whose/who's
    - its/it's
    - could've / could of (applies to could, should and would)
    - escape/excape
    - ask/aks ("axe")
    - incorrect use of the word "literally" ("That girl literally stole my heart.")
    - PIN Number / ATM Machine

    And my all time pet hate: people correcting me for saying something like, "Jane gave some of her money to Jack and me". The usual response is "That's Jack and I, stupid". No it's not. The easy way to remember it is to take out the other subject.

    "I went to the beach" = "Jack and I went to the beach".
    "Jane gave some of her money to me" = "Jane gave some of her money to Jack and me".

    You wouldn't say "Jane gave some of her money to I", nor would you say "Me went to the beach".

    Anyway, those things piss me off.


    Christ your worse than a bloody Nazi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by henno View Post
    your/you're
    i am going stick that up on my wall, cos i can never remember.
    your gunna be happier from now on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParMaster View Post


    Christ your worse than a bloody Nazi.

    People that use the term Nazi willy-nilly as a catch all term.

    And those that take the Lord's name in vain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParMaster View Post


    Christ your worse than a bloody Nazi.


    Now whether you know the identity of this guy is another matter entirely...

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    God I hate people that do that aswell yoss.

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    No I don't. It's a white square with a red cross. Pic not showing Kristian. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParMaster View Post
    No I don't. It's a white square with a red cross. Pic not showing Kristian. lol
    Well that pisses me off...

    http://mybroadband.co.za/photos/data...mmar-nazi2.jpg

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    I "seen" it.




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    Dumb ****s that are still doing sixty trying to merge with traffic doing 100!!!!!!!!!!!

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    It says I am forbidden to see the picture Kristian...

    Is it hitler?

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    Okay...if this doesn't work, I don't know what will become of me:
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    You can add alot/a lot onto your list henno. That is the only spelling that gets on my nerves.

    In recent weeks cored greens have been my enemy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by henno View Post
    - there/they're/their
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    - specific/pacific
    - then/than
    - were/we're/where
    - whose/who's
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    - could've / could of (applies to could, should and would)
    - escape/excape
    - ask/aks ("axe")
    - incorrect use of the word "literally" ("That girl literally stole my heart.")
    - PIN Number / ATM Machine

    And my all time pet hate: people correcting me for saying something like, "Jane gave some of her money to Jack and me". The usual response is "That's Jack and I, stupid". No it's not. The easy way to remember it is to take out the other subject.

    "I went to the beach" = "Jack and I went to the beach".
    "Jane gave some of her money to me" = "Jane gave some of her money to Jack and me".

    You wouldn't say "Jane gave some of her money to I", nor would you say "Me went to the beach".

    Anyway, those things piss me off.
    Best. Post. Ever.

    My particular hates are 'then/than' and 'ask/akse' and 'would of/could of/should of.'

    And there's a guy at work that says 'wif' instead of 'with'. And 'fink' instead of 'think'. It's like fingernails down a chalkboard to me. I feel like telling him to put his f***ing tongue between his f***ing teeth and make the proper 'th' sound.
    It's not that hard to do !!

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    Motorised golf carts. It's a sport. You walk.
    Last edited by mike; 6th October 2009 at 11:22 PM. Reason: spelling. who would think.

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    People that think it's their right to overtake 5 cars in a row on the highway. Wait you're turn like the rest of us.

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    Counter jumpers that hold their hand out for the cash, and then ignore your hand and put the change on the counter.

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    I like this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike View Post
    Best. Post. Ever.

    My particular hates are 'then/than' and 'ask/akse' and 'would of/could of/should of.'

    And there's a guy at work that says 'wif' instead of 'with'. And 'fink' instead of 'think'. It's like fingernails down a chalkboard to me. I feel like telling him to put his f***ing tongue between his f***ing teeth and make the proper 'th' sound.
    It's not that hard to do !!
    My god. We must work in the same office.

    We have a guy like that in our office. We call him "Smiffy" because that is how he would say his own name.




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    No word of a lie, today he said to me "Mike, what do you fink about dis fing?"

    Gaarrrk!

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    Melbourne Storm.

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    We have the Department of Corrective Services as a client.

    Last year, there was a death in custody that we had some association with.

    Smiffy actually sent an email to DoCS with the subject line as "Deaf in Custody".

    It circulated throughout the building shortly thereafter.

    He was also recently putting up some "weverboard" in his house.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Canuck View Post
    We have the Department of Corrective Services as a client.

    Last year, there was a death in custody that we had some association with.

    Smiffy actually sent an email to DoCS with the subject line as "Deaf in Custody".

    It circulated throughout the building shortly thereafter.

    He was also recently putting up some "weverboard" in his house.


    Terrible story that you are relating to there JC, but damn that is funny!
    weverboard!! I just wet myself.

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    People that say "how are we?" Well I know how I am but I have absolutely no idea how you are dickhead


 

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