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6th October 2009 08:57 PM
#1
Senior Member
Touring Pro (European Tour)
Things that piss you off.
What are some things that piss you guys off? It doesn't have to be golf related. Just anything really.
Paris Hilton pisses me off. Why the **** is she famous?? So what she's the daughter of the founder of Hilton Hotels. She's famous for being famous..
Last edited by ParMaster; 6th October 2009 at 09:04 PM.
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6th October 2009 09:01 PM
#2
Senior Member
Major Winner
She's blonde and tapes herself having sex. What's not to like?
You sure you're not gay? I understand this can be confusing at your tender age.
Lucy Harris smart smart smart, Martin Harris dumb.
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6th October 2009 09:02 PM
#3
Senior Member
Grand Slam Winner
AS if she would piss you off if she were in your bedroom right now.
You would not be here typing crap like this. You're 15 you should be out chasing chicks not chatting online with middle aged men.
Grant
Grunt's Golflink
TM Burner - Cobra F Speed 3W - TM Draw 3H - TM Burner 4i-AW - Vokey 54/58 Wedges - Wilson 8862 Blade
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6th October 2009 09:03 PM
#4
Senior Member
Touring Pro (European Tour)
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6th October 2009 09:03 PM
#5
Senior Member
Touring Pro (Nationwide Tour)
Originally Posted by
ParMaster
So what she's the
son of the founder of Hilton Hotels. She's famous for being famous..
you sure about that PM?
Maybe you should watch the video...
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6th October 2009 09:04 PM
#6
Senior Member
Touring Pro (European Tour)
I think it's a joke how she is on TV all the time. She gets on the news for doing anything.
Also playing safe in golf and ruining that shot makes anyone feel like an idiot.
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6th October 2009 09:05 PM
#7
Senior Member
Touring Pro (European Tour)
Originally Posted by
kingslayer33
you sure about that PM?
Maybe you should watch the video...
My mistake.
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6th October 2009 09:06 PM
#8
Senior Member
Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
When customers ask "do you work here" while looking at the giant IGA logo on my shirt.
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6th October 2009 09:07 PM
#9
Senior Member
Order of Merit winner
Parmaster are you still a virgin?
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6th October 2009 09:07 PM
#10
Senior Member
Major Winner
Originally Posted by
Yossarian
When customers ask "do you work here" while looking at the giant IGA logo on my shirt.
When you go to a department store and get asked "do you work here" simply because I'm dressed nicely.
Lucy Harris smart smart smart, Martin Harris dumb.
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6th October 2009 09:09 PM
#11
Senior Member
Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
Originally Posted by
Fishman Dan
When you go to a department store and get asked "do you work here" simply because I'm dressed nicely.
Those situations don't bother me quite as much because they give you some room to have fun. Like telling a women her arse is to fat for the pants she has. And you can get away with it.
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6th October 2009 09:10 PM
#12
Originally Posted by
Grunt
You're 15 you should be out chasing chicks not chatting online with middle aged men.
The chasing will be easier when he has his drivers licence...
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6th October 2009 09:11 PM
#13
Senior Member
Touring Pro (European Tour)
Originally Posted by
Jack
Parmaster are you still a virgin?
No comment.
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6th October 2009 09:13 PM
#14
Senior Member
Major Winner
Originally Posted by
KristianJ
The chasing will be easier when he has his drivers licence...
Are you saying his sister isn't good enough ?
You don't get me. I'm part of the Union.
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6th October 2009 09:14 PM
#15
Senior Member
Touring Pro (European Tour)
I don't have a sister Dotty.
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6th October 2009 09:15 PM
#16
Moderator
Touring Pro (PGA)
Originally Posted by
Jack
Parmaster are you still a virgin?
Sounds like grooming to me.
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6th October 2009 09:15 PM
#17
Senior Member
Touring Pro (Nationwide Tour)
Popped collars piss me off.
coolness.jpg
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6th October 2009 09:15 PM
#18
Senior Member
Grand Slam Winner
Originally Posted by
ParMaster
I don't have a sister Dotty.
& I don't think you are Tasmanian either
Grant
Grunt's Golflink
TM Burner - Cobra F Speed 3W - TM Draw 3H - TM Burner 4i-AW - Vokey 54/58 Wedges - Wilson 8862 Blade
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6th October 2009 09:51 PM
#19
Admin Team
Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
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6th October 2009 09:53 PM
#20
Senior Member
Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
14 yo daughter who thinks she owns the world
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Criticism doesn't bother me, as it means I am doing something and people are watching.
Handy-Cap
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6th October 2009 09:54 PM
#21
Senior Member
Grand Slam Winner
People who hand over scrunched up $10 notes. Use a wallet!
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6th October 2009 10:10 PM
#22
Senior Member
Touring Pro (Japanese Tour)
Originally Posted by
ParMaster
What are some things that piss you guys off? It doesn't have to be golf related. Just anything really.
Paris Hilton pisses me off. Why the **** is she famous?? So what she's the daughter of the founder of Hilton Hotels. She's famous for being famous..
She could suck the chrome off a tow ball
Last edited by Zeusgolf; 6th October 2009 at 10:14 PM.
Reason: spelling
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6th October 2009 10:14 PM
#23
Senior Member
Major Winner
- there/they're/their
- your/you're
- specific/pacific
- then/than
- were/we're/where
- whose/who's
- its/it's
- could've / could of (applies to could, should and would)
- escape/excape
- ask/aks ("axe")
- incorrect use of the word "literally" ("That girl literally stole my heart.")
- PIN Number / ATM Machine
And my all time pet hate: people correcting me for saying something like, "Jane gave some of her money to Jack and me". The usual response is "That's Jack and I, stupid". No it's not. The easy way to remember it is to take out the other subject.
"I went to the beach" = "Jack and I went to the beach".
"Jane gave some of her money to me" = "Jane gave some of her money to Jack and me".
You wouldn't say "Jane gave some of her money to I", nor would you say "Me went to the beach".
Anyway, those things piss me off.
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6th October 2009 10:14 PM
#24
Senior Member
Major Winner
People who can't ignore attention whores.
You don't get me. I'm part of the Union.
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6th October 2009 10:15 PM
#25
Senior Member
Touring Pro (Japanese Tour)
Originally Posted by
Yossarian
When customers ask "do you work here" while looking at the giant IGA logo on my shirt.
Haha...
I'll pop down to your office one day just so i can ask you that....
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