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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Canuck View Post
    soft. you're supposed to root the mrs. and then come back for more. that's how we roll in the west!
    That Mrs Ziggy gets around!
    Lucy Harris smart smart smart, Martin Harris dumb.

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    If i can make shaft puller, i don't think gougeing out some grooves will worry me :P

    I was a little pissy last night, but good this morning.

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    Zig...which of the 5 words turned the switch?
    Consciousness and awareness - awareness is being aware of what is happening and being aware of what is happening within ourselves while we are conscious. Where did I leave my glasses?

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    Quote Originally Posted by razaar View Post
    Zig...which of the 5 words turned the switch?
    Through to the keeper raz, and if it was haddin he would have missed it too

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    OOOOOPS i did it again!!!!!

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    FFS Zig, it's Monday!
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    Nothing wrong with Monday Night Drinks
    Originally Posted by sms316
    Without rules there is anarchy.

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    Monday? everyday is friday to me

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    I've been drinking too. I went home sick at 10am today. Pain medication and all that.....

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    LOL now it's ok to drink and drop

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    Sucked in ****ers,

    I'm now officially off the piss for the duration of the pregnancy, As we both enjoy a drink i am going out in symathy with the mrs did it last time but only lasted 31 weeks, i better get to at least 36 or were in the shit again

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    If only you gave up the drink a few months ago you wouldn't be in this predicament (again)!
    Lucy Harris smart smart smart, Martin Harris dumb.

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    We need a boozers regret thread for the next morning...

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    I'm about to read the thread now, under the influence. It's my last night in Newcastle.

    Apologies in advance.

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    I think I did okay. Possible spelling/grammar/comma mistakes, but what are you going to do?

    Good night.

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    Easy Tiger.
    Naturally grippy

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    Good morning.

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    I came into this thread thinking that if Andy P was posting, Zigwah must be having a relapse and P was trying to get something started.

    Disappointed.




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    Do you like hanging around accident sites JC ?
    Originally Posted by sms316
    Without rules there is anarchy.

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    Only when they involve Zigwah on the forum or Aldo on a green.

    Actually, I did a u-turn coming home from work the other night to watch a UFC match on the side of the road starring two fine young Aboriginal ladies. The skinnier one dropped the fatter one with a mean right hook. It was awesome!




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    Yoss, please keep the rest of your night's posts to this thread.

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    Its ok I'm going to hang out with my man dougie tonight. He finally called back and says he really loves me. And that he wants to bowl half volleys all over me?

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    Let him be the man tonight. His knees might be a bit raw after the dive to try to avoid the runout.

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    I will, he just needs some tenderness and love to bring out the real D.Bollinger to the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zigwah View Post
    Sucked in ****ers,

    I'm now officially off the piss for the duration of the pregnancy, As we both enjoy a drink i am going out in symathy with the mrs did it last time but only lasted 31 weeks, i better get to at least 36 or were in the shit again
    FAIL.


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