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    Default Ozgolf Sandgroper Championship

    Well it has been spoken of in hushed tones over the past few months so i think it's time we see a show of hands for the inaugural west aussie ozgolf champs.
    I was thinking of a date along the lines of November 7&8 (due to my own selfish needs and requirements) down at Mandurah-18, Binningup-9 Saturday & Bunbury-18 Golf Course on the Sunday.

    Things like entry fee for prize money as well needs discussion.
    Let's hope this gets off the ground a little easier than the Matchplay did. There both great formats and both need everyone's support to be succesful, so c'mon y'all can I get a BOORAH!

    Hands Up

    1. adlo (We) confirmed
    2. Johnny Canuck (We) confirmed
    3. idgolfguy (We) confirmed
    4. simmsy (We) confirmed
    5. Tourfit (We) confirmed
    6. Yossarian (we) confirmed!
    7. Zeusgolf - Rebjon (we) confirmed
    8. Gavin - My brother (90% firmed for Mandurah - has to bring his daughter though, but shes good girl no hassels there, ok.)

    PM me if you want your name on the list for the w'end trip.

    Ok, it looks like we've got a bit of an outing happening here which should be great.
    Now lets start sorting out the turkey - This is worked out for the weekenders, daygo's could perhaps just put in for NP's on the day they turn up.

    Are we happy to play Stableford?
    Par sux and Yossarian can't count past 7 so strokes out!


    Prizes??

    Are we all happy to put some cash in the hat and divvy up 1st & 2nd
    we could have 1 x Np on each 9 which tallies 5 allup.

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    There will be 7 in the entire w'end so we will all be putting in $40 each for prizes?


    The breakdown of money will be (edited 3rd Nov) -

    7 punters x $40 = $280

    1st place Nett S'ford Points - $100 & a bottle of RED compliments of TourFit
    2nd - $50 & Golfing Gift Voucher (Thanks to ADLO) & 6 pack of Yoss exotic beer (Emu Export probly)
    3rd - Bottle of Red & 6 pack of Corona
    Total - $150

    5 x NP's @ $15 each pin
    = $75

    That comes to $225 with $55 left over for a carton or something for Adlo's family for putting up with us for the night.

    Any day trippers (MW or my brother) can put in $10 to be put towards the NP on the course that they play.

    So make sure you all bring your money to pay me my winnings! Try and make sure you have some fivers in your kitty so we're not stuffing around too much when it comes to divvy up on Sunday.

    THE MEGAWATTY PLATE - AWARDED TO LOWEST PUTTS OVER THE THREE ROUNDS!!
    MW has kindly donated a console (game or PC game) which will go to lowest putts total over the 45 holes.
    If you wipe a hole it counts as 2.5putts!

    NOVELTY "PRIZES"

    TourFit "PISS POOR PUTTER AWARD" has donated a custom fitted putter to MOST PUTTS (NO TANKING TOLERATED)
    ADLO has put up 1 dozen Callaway iX pills for the FIRST EAGLE of the comp.
    JC has donated 1 dozen Callaway Diablo pills for the first to make 2TWO's in the one round or hit Yoss in the berries! In fact I will put up another $50 if someone hits Yoss in the berries with a fully fledged shank!
    SIMMSY is putting in 100 clams for anybody who jags an ACE (only 1 prize on offer) declarations are important!
    TourFit (again) has put up a bottle of JW RED label TO BE FOREVER KNOWN AS THE "YOSSARIAN HANDICAP" FOR LAST PLACE WITH S'ford Points.
    THE IDG LONG JOHN SPOON AWARD - 7th hole at Binningup - PRIZE ALLOCATION PENDING
    ZEUSGOLF ENCOURAGMENT CUP - Best 9 holes s'ford score at any course. - PRIZE ALLOCATION PENDING


    JC's wonderful mother in law was nice enough to "donate" and ugly-assed "Maxibon" polo shirt that says "Maxibon, for biters, not lickers".

    It's black, with lovely red and white striping from the neck, all the way down to the bottom.

    Whoever has bit it the most and is in last place after Mandurah, MUST wear it at Binningup.

    Whoever is in last place after Mandurah and Binningup combined, MUST wear it on Sunday.

    It must be worn on top, no putting it under another shirt or vest.


    NTP @ B'up will be the 9th RHS pin placement
    Back markers will be used on all holes at B'up.
    Choose your own pin on the 5th @ B'up.

    NTP's:

    Mandurah CC: 3 and 17
    Binningup: 9 (right flag)
    Bunbury GC: 1 and 10
    Last edited by simmsy; 5th November 2009 at 05:59 PM. Reason: more changes than my golf bag

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    Yeah I still feel a bit jerkish about that entire incident. Not my finest hour.



    I did keep it all on the bedroll though.

    Bloody id, great shot though. Some absolute classic lines.

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    You mean the $55 Pygmy Punch?

    Great shot!

    I will start a thread complete with pics and scores as soon as I sort through the images.

    Awesome, awesome weekend. Well done to simmsy for getting the ball rolling.

    JC, way to clean up fwend. Cwazy Canadians. Go back to Canada! Oh well, we should know you always want "more money"

    No hiding the fact I was hurting today. Was amazed I actually had a fair few pars and a birdie. What could have been.......

    Stay tuned.
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    Sounds like a great report is on the way. Obviously the piss was given a but of a touch up last night!

    Adlo, interested to hear how you let it all slip away.

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    I will echo the same sentiments...great weekend. Thanks guys.

    Thanks to adlo's family for putting us up (especially Yossarian), getting rid of evidence for us (Mrs Simmsy wouldn't want that BORROWED bedroll back !!!) actually going and buying us fruit and pastries for breakfast (adlo had a 'nibble' of a croissant before decideing it may bring on bigger things), and also for lunch today...FANTASTIC.

    Just don't tell them next year if Yoss is coming BTW, his final resting place for the night was his 3rd chosen site...Zues sounded like an international airport so Yoss moved to adlo's wardrobe and then that became an awkward place to get any sleep, until finally an available couch in the family room was chosen. So begins the legend and the tale of "The Lion, (shaggy maned adlo), The Bitch (Yoss) & The Wardrobe"

    adlo let it all slip away while contemplating how 'fascinating' the wine was last night...oh, and that damned wall that snuck up and hit him!!! My theory is that JC was so keen on winning the poker game, that he was drip feeding adlo's wine glass from his own while no-one was looking. He went to bed quite fresh, while adlo was on hands and kness with his arse in the air (plumber's crack and all). In fact adlo himself nearly withdrew before this morning's round FROM THE LEAD !!!!
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    Mrs simmsy's breakfast menu tomorrow...

    Tee and ...........TOAST!

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    On fire tonight TF.




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    Lads that was truly a Fantastic weekend!
    Thanks to all that made it happpen biggest thanks to Adlo's aunty.
    TourFit thank you for tanking it enough today to let me scrape out of last place!

    MW- I pulled my sh!t together some what today to have the best nett score at bunbury. I did that for u and Hartfield bigfella.

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    I didn't tank old man...I just couldn't bear having to part with the bottle of scotch after all !!!

    AVATAR CHANGE ALREADY !!!! (Wackeen)

    Highlight of my weekend was Yoss's "Shortest Cut Shot Of All Time"...a perfectly executed cut shot of 6", going toe down left handed to STILL be stymied by the tree for the next shot. His comment was " I thought, well what was the worst that could happen? Actually the result WAS the worst that could happen
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    TF - have u picked out all the mud from your putter after burying it into the turf to half way up the shaft!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TourFit View Post
    I didn't tank old man...I just couldn't bear having to part with the bottle of scotch after all !!!
    .... But you gave it away for the six pack. Good score.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simmsy View Post
    .... But you gave it away for the six pack. Good score.
    Great score considering it was actually cold tea !!! Considering Zues's form of employment, do you think he will really mind??

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    TourFit, your attempts at humour are an obvious front. Trying to make everyone forget the fact that you came dead last, need to wear the NAGA shirt for Round 1 next year, and tanked the lead in the putting competition.

    Pics are looking good, uploading a few to Photobucket now. Will take me a little bit to get the thread looking good.
    Naturally grippy

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    love the avatar. is that you or joaquin?




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    Ah, the mysteries of life......
    Naturally grippy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Canuck View Post
    love the avatar. is that you or joaquin?
    You mean that they're TWO people???

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    Quote Originally Posted by simmsy View Post

    MW- I pulled my sh!t together some what today to have the best nett score at bunbury. I did that for u and Hartfield bigfella.

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    That's the colour that next years NAGA shirt should be.....


    ....oh, no wait !!!


 

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