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    Well it has been spoken of in hushed tones over the past few months so i think it's time we see a show of hands for the inaugural west aussie ozgolf champs.
    I was thinking of a date along the lines of November 7&8 (due to my own selfish needs and requirements) down at Mandurah-18, Binningup-9 Saturday & Bunbury-18 Golf Course on the Sunday.

    Things like entry fee for prize money as well needs discussion.
    Let's hope this gets off the ground a little easier than the Matchplay did. There both great formats and both need everyone's support to be succesful, so c'mon y'all can I get a BOORAH!

    Hands Up

    1. adlo (We) confirmed
    2. Johnny Canuck (We) confirmed
    3. idgolfguy (We) confirmed
    4. simmsy (We) confirmed
    5. Tourfit (We) confirmed
    6. Yossarian (we) confirmed!
    7. Zeusgolf - Rebjon (we) confirmed
    8. Gavin - My brother (90% firmed for Mandurah - has to bring his daughter though, but shes good girl no hassels there, ok.)

    PM me if you want your name on the list for the w'end trip.

    Ok, it looks like we've got a bit of an outing happening here which should be great.
    Now lets start sorting out the turkey - This is worked out for the weekenders, daygo's could perhaps just put in for NP's on the day they turn up.

    Are we happy to play Stableford?
    Par sux and Yossarian can't count past 7 so strokes out!


    Prizes??

    Are we all happy to put some cash in the hat and divvy up 1st & 2nd
    we could have 1 x Np on each 9 which tallies 5 allup.

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    There will be 7 in the entire w'end so we will all be putting in $40 each for prizes?


    The breakdown of money will be (edited 3rd Nov) -

    7 punters x $40 = $280

    1st place Nett S'ford Points - $100 & a bottle of RED compliments of TourFit
    2nd - $50 & Golfing Gift Voucher (Thanks to ADLO) & 6 pack of Yoss exotic beer (Emu Export probly)
    3rd - Bottle of Red & 6 pack of Corona
    Total - $150

    5 x NP's @ $15 each pin
    = $75

    That comes to $225 with $55 left over for a carton or something for Adlo's family for putting up with us for the night.

    Any day trippers (MW or my brother) can put in $10 to be put towards the NP on the course that they play.

    So make sure you all bring your money to pay me my winnings! Try and make sure you have some fivers in your kitty so we're not stuffing around too much when it comes to divvy up on Sunday.

    THE MEGAWATTY PLATE - AWARDED TO LOWEST PUTTS OVER THE THREE ROUNDS!!
    MW has kindly donated a console (game or PC game) which will go to lowest putts total over the 45 holes.
    If you wipe a hole it counts as 2.5putts!

    NOVELTY "PRIZES"

    TourFit "PISS POOR PUTTER AWARD" has donated a custom fitted putter to MOST PUTTS (NO TANKING TOLERATED)
    ADLO has put up 1 dozen Callaway iX pills for the FIRST EAGLE of the comp.
    JC has donated 1 dozen Callaway Diablo pills for the first to make 2TWO's in the one round or hit Yoss in the berries! In fact I will put up another $50 if someone hits Yoss in the berries with a fully fledged shank!
    SIMMSY is putting in 100 clams for anybody who jags an ACE (only 1 prize on offer) declarations are important!
    TourFit (again) has put up a bottle of JW RED label TO BE FOREVER KNOWN AS THE "YOSSARIAN HANDICAP" FOR LAST PLACE WITH S'ford Points.
    THE IDG LONG JOHN SPOON AWARD - 7th hole at Binningup - PRIZE ALLOCATION PENDING
    ZEUSGOLF ENCOURAGMENT CUP - Best 9 holes s'ford score at any course. - PRIZE ALLOCATION PENDING


    JC's wonderful mother in law was nice enough to "donate" and ugly-assed "Maxibon" polo shirt that says "Maxibon, for biters, not lickers".

    It's black, with lovely red and white striping from the neck, all the way down to the bottom.

    Whoever has bit it the most and is in last place after Mandurah, MUST wear it at Binningup.

    Whoever is in last place after Mandurah and Binningup combined, MUST wear it on Sunday.

    It must be worn on top, no putting it under another shirt or vest.


    NTP @ B'up will be the 9th RHS pin placement
    Back markers will be used on all holes at B'up.
    Choose your own pin on the 5th @ B'up.

    NTP's:

    Mandurah CC: 3 and 17
    Binningup: 9 (right flag)
    Bunbury GC: 1 and 10
    Last edited by simmsy; 5th November 2009 at 05:59 PM. Reason: more changes than my golf bag

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    Ok, it looks like we've got a bit of an outing happening here which should be great.
    Now lets start sorting out the turkey -

    Are we happy to play Stableford?
    Par sux and Yossarian can't count past 7 so strokes out!


    Prizes??

    Are we all happy to put some cash in the hat and divvy up 1st,2nd,3rd
    we could have 1 x Np on each 9 which tallies 5 allup.

    Can we all afford $35 each for prizes?
    If it doesn't suit some one speak up, no fun over stretching your means and copping a flogging from the cheese'n'kisses.

    But along these lines perhaps

    8 punters x $35 = $280

    1st place Nett Points - $110
    2nd - $55
    3rd - $35
    Total - $200

    8 punters x $5 = $40
    5 Np's @ $8 each pincc

    8 punters x $5 = $40 put in for a carton for Adlo's Dad for putting us up for the night.

    let better and other ideas fly this is just my thoughts let us know what other ways we could do it or not at all.
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    cash prizes can lead to cheating.

    can we trust everyone?




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    I don't trust canadians they always want moor money.

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    ok, understood. I am up at a little gold mine tonight how about i bring down a couple of ounces of the shiny yellow stuff with me.


    I have to say JC i am a little dissapointed in you, who do you think we couldn't trust. I am most trustworthy to hold the float while the w'end takes place.

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    Have we thought about, dare i say it... Nuffie?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    I don't trust canadians they always want moor money.
    Awesome.

    I am happy with simmsy suggestion. I think everyone is trust worthy.

    idgolfguy, I don't think that would work. Especially if we are spending a weekend with the guy. JC would give him the jager chokeslam for sure.
    Naturally grippy

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    Quote Originally Posted by adlo View Post
    Awesome.

    I am happy with simmsy suggestion. I think everyone is trust worthy.

    idgolfguy, I don't think that would work. Especially if we are spending a weekend with the guy. JC would give him the jager chokeslam for sure.

    Well then that settles it Nuff is definately in!
    not.

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    Can we have a prize for the most melted shot?

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    if nuffie comes, both he and his clubs go in the pond on the 9th at binningup.

    just because he's your good mate id, doesn't mean that we should have to put up with him talking out of the side of his mouth at us all weekend.




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    Hey Simmsey. Love the Daygo. I'm just glad it was you editing the first post and not Yoss. Surely it'd end up as Gaydo if he was in charge.

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    Hey no headcovers here MW

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    Hey no headcovers here MW
    Cast or forged?

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    Ah the post boosting is spreading!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Canuck View Post
    if nuffie comes, both he and his clubs go in the pond on the 9th at binningup.

    just because he's your good mate id, doesn't mean that we should have to put up with him talking out of the side of his mouth at us all weekend.
    He won't hear it from me!
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    Excuse me members of the committee, ahem....


    Just wanting to confirm our courses of choice as I need to let Mandurah know whether we are certain starters there or not.

    Mandurah, Binningup, Bunbury

    or

    Harvey, Binningup, Bunbury

    I have know idea what Harvey is like so can't cast an opinion on it other than to say i reckon it would be a country hick slappers track with oil drenched sand greens that the only reason JC likes it is because it has Moose running around on it to quench his Canadian beastiallity fetish!

    Apart from that I'm sure it's fine.

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    I am happy with your suggestion simmsy. From all accounts Mandurah is a top track and breaks up the drive down.
    Naturally grippy

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    Simmsy that is one of your best posts yet.

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    Harvey is great country track and last time I was their they had santa anna couch greens
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    Quote Originally Posted by simmsy View Post
    Excuse me members of the committee, ahem....

    I have know idea what Harvey is like so can't cast an opinion on it other than to say i reckon it would be a country hick slappers track with oil drenched sand greens that the only reason JC likes it is because it has Moose running around on it to quench his Canadian beastiallity fetish!

    Apart from that I'm sure it's fine.
    What's the plural for moose - miice?
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    If there is multiple moose's, miice on the course do you think JC could contain his multiple excitement?

    or atleast keep it to behind a tree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce Dickinson View Post
    Harvey is great country track and last time I was their they had santa anna couch greens

    Bruce in all seriousness just for a second here...


    Have you played both? serious questions as I have not.
    What would be the better track, M.CC greens are usually fantastic as well and i really like the course layout but would like to here from you on your take between the two courses if you could please.

    btw - are you coming down for the w'end or atleast a 1 day affair?

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    Quote Originally Posted by simmsy View Post
    Bruce in all seriousness just for a second here...


    Have you played both? serious questions as I have not.
    What would be the better track, M.CC greens are usually fantastic as well and i really like the course layout but would like to here from you on your take between the two courses if you could please.

    btw - are you coming down for the w'end or atleast a 1 day affair?
    Mandurah is a better course no doubt...but Harvey as a country track maintained mainly by volunteers is good fun. I didnt read all of the thread so was unaware that their was a choice

    weekend no chance, 1 day slightly better than no chance depending on whether I use my six day pass for the Aussie Masters
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    Are we going to be anywhere near a Bingo Hall for Old Man Simmsy?

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